*the aliens disintegrated their house now they are all in a space ship that's zooming through space*
AJ- so... wtf is all this about
Payton- ahehe long story, that I won't tell you
Ava- so there was this alien-
Payton- ANYWAYS... let's be silently kidnapped
Anna- oh thank god I've been wanting all of you to shut up for so long
Rian- I wonder if everyone else on Zomjo planet is as hot as she is 😫😫
Payton- I hope so 😫😫
AJ- I'm right here
Payton- but none of them will be as hot as you ofc
Roxy- if only we can be saved by a powerful force that has resurrected us before
Payton- you can't, I think I sold your souls to them unless if you weren't there
*a bunch of hot alien men walk through*
Ava- hey shawty *bites lip and does the f boy thing to them*
Hot alien man #1- you disgust me human * starts beating her with alien weapon*
Anna- anyways, where are we going now?
Hot alien man #2- we are taking you to see princess Zomjo
*they pick them up and walk to the throne room and place them infront of Zomjo is is sitting on a throne*
Zomjo- hello
Payton- Heyy Zomjo how have you been doing? Haven't seen you since you took off after eating our TV
Zomjo- mortal Payton, you do know why you're here right?
Payton-yes to be executed, but can you let AJ do that we kinda had a promise going on.
Zomjo- SILENCE! Who is this AJ?
Payton- my awesome significant other~
Zomjo- So, you already got over me?
AJ- what does she mean?
Payton- this is Zomjo, my ex...
AJ- wtf why would you date an alien?
Payton- idk she is hot af
AJ- die
Payton- anything for you
Anna- Payton, people like you is why god doesn't talk to us anymore
Zomjo- Now Payton- I will kill your friends and torture you! You broke my heart
Payton- heart been broke so many times💔🖤💔 *gets slapped across room by a tentacle from Zomjo
Rian- so Zomjo was an octopus?
Ava- idk just go along with it, I've been wanting death for so long Zomjo doing me a favor from wasting my time
Roxy- at least we die together...
Ava- Ya... wanna cutely die together
Roxy- ofc
Anna- times like these make me cherish the days I'm not with you guys.
*everyone gets swiped up by tentacles and Zomjo opens her mouth*
Rian- this might be on the list of my Favourite ways to die
Ava- you only get to do one though so be careful...
AJ- this is why you never meet the ex
*a light explodes and blinds everyone for a second before Charlie D'amelio appears and starts doing the renegade*
Rian- wtf
Anna- wtf
Ava- wtf
Roxy- wtf
AJ- wtf
Charlie- *in demonic voice* now attack my underlings! CharCharLove! Charliefanaccount! Charlielove! Attack!!!!
*charlie d'Amelio fan accounts start attacking Zomjo*
Zomjo- Abbhhhahshfkdjdmsnshdid *shoots laser beam at Charlie and kills her*
*Payton appears from Charlie like how Eren did that first time in attack on Titan. Her hair is tied back in a ping taik and has black leggings with black platform combat boots and a black crop top tank top with black fingerless gloves*
Payton- i look so cool rn wtf
Anna- save us now moron
Payton- I probably was able to do this because laughter is the best medicine and I'm funny!
Anna- or you just looked at your face in the mirror, come save us
Payton- ok lemme figure out how *gets impaled* and I was on a strike for not dying these whole 44 chapters except in a video game... *dies*
Ava- lmao finally
Anna- I can now die peacefully
Rian- and no one will know what happened to us
Roxy- LOL paytons dead
AJ- well Rian trinity will know I'm missing because on earth it's been two days
Rian- two days? That means there's a new episode to Barney!!! I need to get back!
Anna- ok
Ava- ok
Zomjo- now that I know you guys have posses Charlie power you can never leave!
AJ- crazy ex girlfriend omg
Ava- weren't we supposed to be executed anyways?
Anna- you have such a big mouth for such a small brain
Rian- guys stfu lemme die in peace
*they get closer to Zomjos mouth and her toes of teeth are showing*
Ava- welp, it's been a good run
Anna- it really wasn't you guys made my life a living hell
Rian- I didn't even get to see the new Barney episode
AJ- I didn't get to kill my sister and her friends lmao
Roxy- I didn't get to... actually no I'm fine I have no regrets
*they're closed to being dumped in Zomjo's mouth when a bazooka fires and hits Zomjo in the face and they turn to see Bob the builder*
Ava- Bob you saved me *gets cut from Zomjos tentacle and Jean catches her and lands, then sangwoo appears also*
Kapash- hello ava, I've missed you...
*Sangwoo, Ava, Jean, and Kapash start making out*
Roxy- I- I don't know what to think but anyways... *gets saved by L somehow*
*they all get saved and Bob the builder cracks Zomjo's skull open with a hammer and she dies*
Rian- *standing over paytons body* is anyone a doctor
Ava- I am *gets flex tape and taped up paytons wound* all better
Payton- I'm alive yes
AJ- okay
Anna- everything turned out ok in the end
Ava- except for the fact that we are still stuck in space...
Anna- well whatever :) * they crash to earth*
The end lmao
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Rats nest
Humor4 friends, one house. There will be chaos lmao it's probably bad humor but forgive me for it Sequel is Cool Kids, also on this account 12/3/20->3/19/21
