Ava- *wakes up and opens door only for room to be flooded with Valentine's Day crap* what the-
Payton- all your simps and your girlfriend asked me to give this to you
Anna- ha I'm lonely
Rian- imagine being lonely on Valentine's Day
Payton- Ya anna
Anna- I never heard that either of you got a Valentine
Rian- Dio
Payton- i blackmailed 30 people into being my Valentine
Anna- wow
Rian- mind giving me a Valentine?
Payton- never, now perish
Ava- I hate all of you
Payton- but anyways, I platonically simp for the three of you so I gave you the privileged my Valentine cards *hands them each a card*
Anna- *it has a picture of a door sitting in the ocean with pieces of a boat also with the caption reading "I would've shared the door with you"*
Rian-*it has a picture of Jotaro on it and says "maybe I won't call you a b****"*
Ava- *it has a picture of Suga on it and says "I think we'd be a nice set*
Anna- I honestly didn't expect anything lmao
Ava- you really outdid yourself
Payton- Ya, I did...*taking finger away from detonate button*
A/n- if you don't get this reference then leave
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Rats nest
Humoros4 friends, one house. There will be chaos lmao it's probably bad humor but forgive me for it Sequel is Cool Kids, also on this account 12/3/20->3/19/21
