*in chat*
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Kapash- I'm going to work, don't burn the house down again we just got out of prison, Payton you could have avoided prison if you just said it was an accident, idiotUncultured Blonde- I don't have work today, and I've always wanted to know what prison was like
Kapash- Since you don't have work and the rest of us do I want you to sanitize the house
Uncultured Blonde- .....Why?
Kapash- Because your an idiot
Uncultured Blonde- that doesn't make sense but I never thought you would ask this of me tbh
Anna Christ- stfu I'm at work degenerates
Kapash-💁♂️
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*Rian, Ava, and anna come back for work to the house completely dark with candles lit and pentagrams drawn with blood*
Ava- WTF?!
Payton- Well, you said to satanize the house
Ava- I said sanitize, not satanize
Anna- this is fine to
Rian- Ya
Ava- I would not mind going back to prison just as long as I can make sure that all of you are dead, and when I kill you there will be no heaven or hell, not even Satan will want you guys. *avas eyes turn black and black blood leaks from her eyes*
Anna- holy-
Ava- *starts crawling up the ceiling above Rian, Payton, and Anna and her head snaps backwards to face them*
Payton- Wtf
Ava- *face starts melting into a different face*
Payton, Anna, and Rian- I recognize that face, hold on-
Ava- *screams* ITS MOMMY TIME *house starts to shake and a knife comes towards ava and she grabs it and spider monkey jumps on them*
Meanwhile....
Neighbor 1- I hear screaming and their house is shaking, should we go check on them?
Neighbor 2- just let it be, this is normal now.
Neighbor 1- huh
Neighbor 2- *watches*
299 words, hah I did that on purpose to bother both me and you guys
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Rats nest
Humor4 friends, one house. There will be chaos lmao it's probably bad humor but forgive me for it Sequel is Cool Kids, also on this account 12/3/20->3/19/21