Payton-*in her room* I should really be active online, otherwise it would be suspicious if I'm not active online... *makes an online profile*
*meanwhile ava, anna, and Rian are downstairs*
Ava- everyone let's enjoy this moment where Payton isn't annoying everyone
Rian- did she ever fix it?
Anna- no lmao and she can't fine us
Ava- why is that?
Anna- I may or may not have committed multiple crimes I can pin on her whenever...
Rian- I wonder what that poor family ever did to deserve this torment
Ava- existed
Anna- guys we should buy Mario cart and bully Payton by beating her constantly on it
Ava- I will destroy all of you
Rian- we should buy it
Ava- *goes to order online but she only has a balance of 1 penny* wtf?
Rian- what's wrong
Ava- which one of you sock puppets spent all my money?
Rian- wdym?
Ava- I only have a penny left and now, someone from Alabama stole all my money
Payton-*comes from downstairs* HEY GUYS A NIGERIAN PRINCE TOLD ME IF I GAVE HIM MY CREDIT CARD NUMBERS HE'D SEND US GOLD!
Anna- theres your answer, why am I not surprised?
Ava- why didn't you give him your own credit card number
Payton- idk if it's real or not and I'm saving my money
Ava- well someone from Alabama stole all of my money!
Payton- well it's not my fault!
Ava- not my fault your ass! Oh wait, it's non existent.
Payton- I didn't get scammed to be attacked guys
Rian- if it makes anyone feel any better, it isn't the worst thing she's done
Ava- You didn't get your money stolen, so stfu
Anna- *looking through phone*
Payton- hey! Only I can bully Rian
Ava- stfu I'm not even bullying him
Rian- hey guys, let's not fight right now 😅
Payton and Ava- STFU RIAN
Rian- ok...
Ava- You need to pay me back for the almost 10000 YOU stole from me, I need that to help pay my tuition next year
Payton- technically I didn't steal it, the Nigerian prince did
Ava- stfu it was you who got scammed
Payton- HE SOUNDED REAL
Ava- THE NIGERIAN PRINCE SCAM IS ALWAYS OBVIOUS I WANT YOU TO COMMIT TOASTER BATH
Payton- HOW BOUT YOU GO TOASTER BATH
Ava- MAYBE I WILL IT WILL BE BETTER THEN DEALING WITH YOU
Anna- *glances up from phone then glances back down*
Payton- YOU KNOW WHAT, WE ARE MO LONGER SUPER MEGA BEST FRIENDS, WE ARE JUST BEST FRIENDS NOW
Rian, Ava, and Anna- *gasps*
*it starts to thunder inside the room*
Ava- you don't really mean that do you?
Payton- *dramatically turns around* I do...
*lightning strikes Payton and Ava as they downgrade from super mega best friends to best friends*
Ava- I can't believe you did this. *falls to knees on floor and cries anime tears*
Payton- I-I'm sorry Ava-senpai
Ava- that won't work Payton-Chan
*wind starts blowing around them as they both stand with tears in their eyes, looking down in shame and grief, with rain and flower pedals mixed together in a frenzy swirling around them*
Payton- I'm sorry Ava-Senpai, in a moment of vice I ended a bond that was supposed to be never ending
Ava- I-It's ok Payton-Chan, I know you didn't mean it...*wipes anime tears*
Payton- So, can we resume our super mega best friendship? *holds out hand to ava*
Ava- of course *takes hand and the wind and flowers surround them and a shockwave goes off*
Anna- wtf are you guys on? I want in...
YOU ARE READING
Rats nest
Humor4 friends, one house. There will be chaos lmao it's probably bad humor but forgive me for it Sequel is Cool Kids, also on this account 12/3/20->3/19/21