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Payton-*in her room* I should really be active online, otherwise it would be suspicious if I'm not active online... *makes an online profile*

*meanwhile ava, anna, and Rian are downstairs*

Ava- everyone let's enjoy this moment where Payton isn't annoying everyone

Rian- did she ever fix it?

Anna- no lmao and she can't fine us

Ava- why is that?

Anna- I may or may not have committed multiple crimes I can pin on her whenever...

Rian- I wonder what that poor family ever did to deserve this torment

Ava- existed

Anna- guys we should buy Mario cart and bully Payton by beating her constantly on it

Ava- I will destroy all of you

Rian- we should buy it

Ava- *goes to order online but she only has a balance of 1 penny* wtf?

Rian- what's wrong

Ava- which one of you sock puppets spent all my money?

Rian- wdym?

Ava- I only have a penny left and now, someone from Alabama stole all my money

Payton-*comes from downstairs* HEY GUYS A NIGERIAN PRINCE TOLD ME IF I GAVE HIM MY CREDIT CARD NUMBERS HE'D SEND US GOLD!

Anna- theres your answer, why am I not surprised?

Ava- why didn't you give him your own credit card number

Payton- idk if it's real or not and I'm saving my money

Ava- well someone from Alabama stole all of my money!

Payton- well it's not my fault!

Ava- not my fault your ass! Oh wait, it's non existent.

Payton- I didn't get scammed to be attacked guys

Rian- if it makes anyone feel any better, it isn't the worst thing she's done

Ava- You didn't get your money stolen, so stfu

Anna- *looking through phone*

Payton- hey! Only I can bully Rian

Ava- stfu I'm not even bullying him

Rian- hey guys, let's not fight right now 😅

Payton and Ava- STFU RIAN

Rian- ok...

Ava- You need to pay me back for the almost 10000 YOU stole from me, I need that to help pay my tuition next year

Payton- technically I didn't steal it, the Nigerian prince did

Ava- stfu it was you who got scammed

Payton- HE SOUNDED REAL

Ava- THE NIGERIAN PRINCE SCAM IS ALWAYS OBVIOUS I WANT YOU TO COMMIT TOASTER BATH

Payton- HOW BOUT YOU GO TOASTER BATH

Ava- MAYBE I WILL IT WILL BE BETTER THEN DEALING WITH YOU

Anna- *glances up from phone then glances back down*

Payton- YOU KNOW WHAT, WE ARE MO LONGER SUPER MEGA BEST FRIENDS, WE ARE JUST BEST FRIENDS NOW

Rian, Ava, and Anna- *gasps*

*it starts to thunder inside the room*

Ava- you don't really mean that do you?

Payton- *dramatically turns around* I do...

*lightning strikes Payton and Ava as they downgrade from super mega best friends to best friends*

Ava- I can't believe you did this. *falls to knees on floor and cries anime tears*

Payton- I-I'm sorry Ava-senpai

Ava- that won't work Payton-Chan

*wind starts blowing around them as they both stand with tears in their eyes, looking down in shame and grief, with rain and flower pedals mixed together in a frenzy swirling around them*

Payton- I'm sorry Ava-Senpai, in a moment of vice I ended a bond that was supposed to be never ending

Ava- I-It's ok Payton-Chan, I know you didn't mean it...*wipes anime tears*

Payton- So, can we resume our super mega best friendship? *holds out hand to ava*

Ava- of course *takes hand and the wind and flowers surround them and a shockwave goes off*

Anna- wtf are you guys on? I want in...

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