*fire in house*
Payton- *throws water on it and it does nothing*
Ava- your useless Payton
Payton- I'm not!
Anna- you're more useless than a white crayon
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Anna- Payton, you're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles
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Rian- anna I need help
Anna- what
Rian- I can't figure out how to turn this on *talking about a hose*
Anna- *turns it* istg you couldn't figure out how to pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel
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Ava- omg I'm dressing up as Sangwoo for Halloween I love him so muchhhhh
Anna- I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't find 7 cocks to put in my mouth
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Payton- I'm going to just go slip into my pajamas
Anna- slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
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Ava- I need a birth certificate to apply for this new position at my job
Anna- you mean your letter of apology from the abortion clinic?
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Rian- wait, so 4x1 is 1 right? Since it doesn't get any higher than one?
Anna- if you were anymore stupid we'd have to water you once a week
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Anna- the terrifying power of the human sex drive is horrifically demonstrated by the fact that someone would father you
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Ava- I almost always feel lonely even though I have lots of friends
Anna- I knew that such a little mind would be lonely in such a big head
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Payton- WELL YOU SMELL LIKE POO
Anna- it must be tiring for you, exhausting your whole entire vocabulary in one sentence
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Payton- how do you find slope?
Anna- I don't have time nor the crayons to explain it to you.
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Ava- we had to learn about medical malpractices in the lecture today.
Anna- like the one where they let you live?
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Payton- idkw I feel the need to apologize for everything I say
Anna- go apologize to that tree that's making oxygen for you
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Rian- HI GUYS GUESS WHAT I HAVE AN IDEA
Anna- looking to ruin someone's day Rian?
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Ava- look at how hot I am
Anna- if my dog had your face I would shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards
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Rats nest
Humor4 friends, one house. There will be chaos lmao it's probably bad humor but forgive me for it Sequel is Cool Kids, also on this account 12/3/20->3/19/21
