Ava- why am I single?
Guy who likes her- heyyy
Ava- SHUT THE HELL-
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Waiter- may i take your orderPayton- no it's mine
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Payton- this party sucksRian- wtf this is Avas funeral
Anna- wait who's dead?
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Ava- it suddenly turned cold....Ava simp- are you cold ava? I'm right here my warm body is ready for you~
Roxy- it's not warm enough, I have a lighter. Let's burn.
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Ava- *at the edge of a roof* IM GOING TO JUMP!Anna- *with megaphone* do a flip!
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Ava- I'm not like other girls, I have 3 convictions for attempted murder~Roxy- how... quirky
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Anna- pick a card any cardPayton- *takes Anna's credit card out of pocket*
Anna- that's my credit card!
Payton- Abbra cadabra
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Ava- ok spell the word orangePayton- the fruit or the color?
Ava- you really wanna die don't you
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Payton- ok now what do you do when you feel this way?Ava-*holds up peace sign while crying*
Payton- no
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*payton and ava are about to steal Anna's cookies*Payton- you know that doing this will probably lead to us dying right?
Ava- oh payton, even if I die I'll die going the thing I love the most
Payton- what is that?
Ava- dying
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Neighbor 1- Payton sweetie, please give me the ball...Payton-*starts aggressively eating the ball*
Neighbor 1- PAYTON DONT EAT IT
A/n neighbor 1 always appears so I'm going to give her a name, Karen
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Random person- so you babysit kids right?Ava- depends on the kid...
Random person- HES a very gentle child, would never hurt a soul
Their kid- *eating a frog*
Ava- 911 yes? Hello?
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*paytons enters a church*Payton- what's the T on the wall stand for *pointing at the cross*
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*anna is sleeping*Payton- let's wake her up
Rian- Ya because that's a totally good idea.
*they pour a bucket of water on anna*
Anna- *is still sleeping*
Payton- SHES STILL SLEEPING?!
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*in among us*Payton- why is my name red?
YOU ARE READING
Rats nest
Humor4 friends, one house. There will be chaos lmao it's probably bad humor but forgive me for it Sequel is Cool Kids, also on this account 12/3/20->3/19/21