The rats as vines

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Ava- *playing guitar* hey, how you doing well I'm doing just fine, I lied I'm dying inside :)
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Anna- I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing...

Payton- but you didn't!
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Ava- oh hello Payton

Payton- hello Ava...

Ava- those shoes look familiar...

Payton- Pfft-
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Payton- baby changing station? Baby hanging station.

Ava, Anna, Rian, and Roxy- *cheers*
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Payton- *looking for Rian to murder him* Red Robin!

Rian- Yummm

Payton- *sees him*

Rian- OH NO
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Ava- the moment you enter a room and forget why you went in there

Payton- *stabs her*

Ava- oh right I was getting chased by a serial killer!
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Anna- this coffee tastes bitter... like my soul

Anna- I need something black...like my soul

Anna- it's cold...like my soul
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Ava- it's been a great day today! Cant wait for tomorrow *sobs*
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Anna- we all die it's either you kill yourself or get killed

Anna-*dancing* what you gonna do? What you gonna do?
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Ava- I thought you were bae... turns out you're just fam...

Roxy- bruh...
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Anna- Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap

Payton- wait why does Johnny have so many bottles of soap?

Anna- MIND YO BUISNESS PAYTON
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Anna- every time you yell at your kids put a quarter in your 'no yelling sock' and soon you'll have a weapon to bea-
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Payton- YOU WHEN YOU BREATHE OXEGYN AND ITS LIKE *breathes in* THEN IT LIKE *breathes out* AND YOU LIVE?!

Ava-OH MAMA I BE BREATHING
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Anna- yep, this is a bucket
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Payton- have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?

Rian- uh uh

Payton- WOULD YOU LIKE TO?!
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Anna- *playing the guitar* LALALA HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY LALALA HAPPY TO BE ALIVE LALALA HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY LALALA HAPPY HAPPY
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*at mall*
Anna- hi, welcome to the mall. Thank you for bringing all of your children.

Anna- my name is Anna I've been a mall security guard for one week which is just enough time for it to suck out my entire soul

*at Ava's store job*
Ava- that's going to be 3.76

Random- *gives the money in coins *

Ava- you trying to give me a seizure?

Ava- I'm going to hang myself.

*back at mall*
Anna- I possess the ability to transform my speed from human to raptor.

Anna- this is human speed*going normal speed*

Anna- this is raptor speed *goes raptors speed* see you couldn't keep up with me there could ya?

Rian- *filming* oh ya that was real fast

Anna- I know

*back at Ava's store*
Ava- so you want to talk to my manager?

Ava- *saying on intercom* Dave some goblin wants to talk to you

Ava- istg I'm gonna set myself on FIRE
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Payton- I found the best chrismas present ever... strangle me Elmo
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Anna- *intensly playing a flute in a car*

Ava- *filming*
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Ava- she's such a snake *slithers around on hover board*
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Payton- *buried in the sand* I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

Rian- POSIDEN QUIVERS BEFORE HER!

Payton- *facing ocean* screw off!
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Rian- welcome to radio shack ack ack ack
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Anna- Lady's and gentle men, welcome to T T T T T T T T T T TARGETTTTT *airhorn*
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Payton- hey how much money do you have?

Rian- idk like 69¢

Payton- Ha! You know what that means!

Rian- *crying* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
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Payton- *barges into Ava's room* AVA! IS THAT A WEED?

Ava- no this is a crayon-

Payton- IM CALLING THE POLICE *dials it on microwave*

Microwave- 911 what is your emergency?
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Anna- what did everyone get for number 12?

Ava- I got 18

Rian- I got 9.5

Payton- I got Abraham Lincoln for some reason...
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*payton and Anna walking through school*

Payton- *giving a bottle of coke to Anna* hey anna you want some?

Anna- *takes it* this bitch empty! *throws it at the crowd* YEET
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Ava- *walks past* and they were roommates!

Payton- omg they were roommates
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Roxy- don't tell ur mother

Ava- kiss one another

Roxy- DIE FOR EACH OTHER

Ava- *falls over* woah
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Rian- *taking a picture of Roxy and ava on a ski trip* everyone say Colorado!

Payton- *skis by in a giraffe suit* IM A GIRAFFE
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Anna- *pours cereal and lemons come out* well when life gives you lemons!
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Ava- *falls through ceiling*

Payton- *eating lucky charms on the couch* hey ava

Ava- hey Payton
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Anna- road work ahead? Uh ya I sure hope it does!
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Ava- how much did you pay for that taco?

Rian- you know this boys got his free taco- *trips and falls*
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Anna- toss me my keys!

*printer gets thrown out window*

Anna- I said keys

Payton- I thought you said printer

Anna- why tf would I say printer?
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