Ava- *playing guitar* hey, how you doing well I'm doing just fine, I lied I'm dying inside :)
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Anna- I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing...Payton- but you didn't!
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Ava- oh hello PaytonPayton- hello Ava...
Ava- those shoes look familiar...
Payton- Pfft-
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Payton- baby changing station? Baby hanging station.Ava, Anna, Rian, and Roxy- *cheers*
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Payton- *looking for Rian to murder him* Red Robin!Rian- Yummm
Payton- *sees him*
Rian- OH NO
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Ava- the moment you enter a room and forget why you went in therePayton- *stabs her*
Ava- oh right I was getting chased by a serial killer!
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Anna- this coffee tastes bitter... like my soulAnna- I need something black...like my soul
Anna- it's cold...like my soul
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Ava- it's been a great day today! Cant wait for tomorrow *sobs*
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Anna- we all die it's either you kill yourself or get killedAnna-*dancing* what you gonna do? What you gonna do?
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Ava- I thought you were bae... turns out you're just fam...Roxy- bruh...
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Anna- Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soapPayton- wait why does Johnny have so many bottles of soap?
Anna- MIND YO BUISNESS PAYTON
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Anna- every time you yell at your kids put a quarter in your 'no yelling sock' and soon you'll have a weapon to bea-
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Payton- YOU WHEN YOU BREATHE OXEGYN AND ITS LIKE *breathes in* THEN IT LIKE *breathes out* AND YOU LIVE?!Ava-OH MAMA I BE BREATHING
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Anna- yep, this is a bucket
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Payton- have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?Rian- uh uh
Payton- WOULD YOU LIKE TO?!
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Anna- *playing the guitar* LALALA HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY LALALA HAPPY TO BE ALIVE LALALA HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY LALALA HAPPY HAPPY
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*at mall*
Anna- hi, welcome to the mall. Thank you for bringing all of your children.Anna- my name is Anna I've been a mall security guard for one week which is just enough time for it to suck out my entire soul
*at Ava's store job*
Ava- that's going to be 3.76Random- *gives the money in coins *
Ava- you trying to give me a seizure?
Ava- I'm going to hang myself.
*back at mall*
Anna- I possess the ability to transform my speed from human to raptor.Anna- this is human speed*going normal speed*
Anna- this is raptor speed *goes raptors speed* see you couldn't keep up with me there could ya?
Rian- *filming* oh ya that was real fast
Anna- I know
*back at Ava's store*
Ava- so you want to talk to my manager?Ava- *saying on intercom* Dave some goblin wants to talk to you
Ava- istg I'm gonna set myself on FIRE
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Payton- I found the best chrismas present ever... strangle me Elmo
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Anna- *intensly playing a flute in a car*Ava- *filming*
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Ava- she's such a snake *slithers around on hover board*
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Payton- *buried in the sand* I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sandRian- POSIDEN QUIVERS BEFORE HER!
Payton- *facing ocean* screw off!
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Rian- welcome to radio shack ack ack ack
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Anna- Lady's and gentle men, welcome to T T T T T T T T T T TARGETTTTT *airhorn*
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Payton- hey how much money do you have?Rian- idk like 69¢
Payton- Ha! You know what that means!
Rian- *crying* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
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Payton- *barges into Ava's room* AVA! IS THAT A WEED?Ava- no this is a crayon-
Payton- IM CALLING THE POLICE *dials it on microwave*
Microwave- 911 what is your emergency?
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Anna- what did everyone get for number 12?Ava- I got 18
Rian- I got 9.5
Payton- I got Abraham Lincoln for some reason...
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*payton and Anna walking through school*Payton- *giving a bottle of coke to Anna* hey anna you want some?
Anna- *takes it* this bitch empty! *throws it at the crowd* YEET
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Ava- *walks past* and they were roommates!Payton- omg they were roommates
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Roxy- don't tell ur motherAva- kiss one another
Roxy- DIE FOR EACH OTHER
Ava- *falls over* woah
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Rian- *taking a picture of Roxy and ava on a ski trip* everyone say Colorado!Payton- *skis by in a giraffe suit* IM A GIRAFFE
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Anna- *pours cereal and lemons come out* well when life gives you lemons!
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Ava- *falls through ceiling*Payton- *eating lucky charms on the couch* hey ava
Ava- hey Payton
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Anna- road work ahead? Uh ya I sure hope it does!
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Ava- how much did you pay for that taco?Rian- you know this boys got his free taco- *trips and falls*
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Anna- toss me my keys!*printer gets thrown out window*
Anna- I said keys
Payton- I thought you said printer
Anna- why tf would I say printer?
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YOU ARE READING
Rats nest
Humor4 friends, one house. There will be chaos lmao it's probably bad humor but forgive me for it Sequel is Cool Kids, also on this account 12/3/20->3/19/21