Anna- how much did this person say they'd pay us?
Payton- they said they would have all criminal charges dropped against you and Ava
Ava- what about you and Rian?
Rian- we're having a competition to see who can have the most criminal charges
Payton- I'm winning
Anna- anyways, let's get on with this... Ava you go first
Ava- *in a monotone bored voice* is your friend group boring? Are you jealous of the chaotic energy of others? Then read friend convos on this account...um... it has convos from, you guessed it... authors friends. *shows sign*
Anna- very, nice um Rian you go next
Rian- *scared and forced* do you not have a religion and want one? Read this religion on this account*holds up sign*
Anna- ok, Payton
Payton- *annoyed* want to read the most wholesome oneshots? Read this *holds sign up*
Anna- *monotone* now me, if you like danganronpa and are upset that there hasn't been a new game in 3 years, then here's a fan fiction. It contains all original characters with original ultimates and an original story line besides it being based off of danganronpa.
*holds up sign**author is standing infront of them holding a gun while they talk*
Author- *turns off camera and pats them on the head* good job...
Ava, Payton, and Anna- ew don't touch me
Payton- *sanitizes her head*
Author- you guys are some of my best creations
Rian- we still don't know who you are, you just barged into our house and threatened to kill us
Author- yes, well, I created you
Ava- no
Anna- no
Payton- no
Rian- no
Author- stfu
Banana- aren't these people just recreations of us, Kapash, and whooman?
Author- how tf did you get in here
Kapash- wow, Other me looks hot
Ava- *bites lip and does the f boy thing* you're not too bad yourself
Whooman- I also look hot, hey Zomjo, come here 😏😏😏
Payton- *pulls out a gun* don't you dare
Author- This is why I never invite you to crossovers of any sort
Ava- lmao what losers
Kapash- stfu I'm you so I can call you out in so many ways
Anna and banana- *standing off in the corner and sipping coffee while their 'children' fight*
Payton- I won't hesitate to kill you, whooman
Author- go
Rian- don't kill me!
Payton- Rian ur probably one of my only friends but I won't hesitate to kill you if you come between me and killing this thing
Rian- ok fine, just don't kill him!
Payton- *shoots Rian* oops my finger slipped 🤭
Ava- you are not me!
Kapash- yes I am you, but slightly hotter... but you are so sexy ngl
Ava- really? Well I think you're hot also
*Kapash and Ava fall in love*
Anna and banana- *glares in disgust as Kapash and Ava start making out in the corner of the room*
Author- she is a narcissist so this was expected...
*payton and whooman are killing each other*
Anna- So, normally I get the last line so what should I say?
Banana- don't say anything yet, I need to go get my problem children *levitates and picks up author and the now dead whooman and throws them into a vortex*
Ava- *cries cutely* I-I don't want you to go, I'm in love with you!
Kapash- *wipes her tears* i will be back for you my love, then we can get married *banana comes back and rips her away from Ava's arms while Ava starts crying cutely even more*
Payton- *bleeding to death*
Ava- *suffering from heartbreak*
Rian- *dead*
Anna- Ava stop crying it's annoying
YOU ARE READING
Rats nest
Humor4 friends, one house. There will be chaos lmao it's probably bad humor but forgive me for it Sequel is Cool Kids, also on this account 12/3/20->3/19/21