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Author- *visiting all of their characters in the multi verse that they created* hey Congelé and Ava *looks at their grave because resistance got deleted and there is no sign of it anymore* lmao you're dead

Banana- so, out of your now 7 months of being on wattpad you've only completed one story, and the one story you completed you're not proud of?

Kapash- what a loser

Whooman- yep

Author- stfu, I'm working on another book

Kapash- which you also probably won't complete until 6 months after making it :)

Author- I'd didn't visited their graves to be attacked.

Kapash- you know, after this chapter is published rats nest will have 40 parts.

Author- wtf really? I'm not even that funny most of the humor is about killing people

Whooman- Whenever you hear something good you say something bad stfu

Banana- in all seriousness, we come to you with a proposition

Author- and what is that?

Kapash- you need to give this story a little...shove to make it interesting

Whooman- after all it can't last forever

Banana- they're right

Author- oh? What do you propose?

*lightning hits the outside and Anna, Rian, Payton, and Ava look outside*

Anna- why do I feel like the gods are against us right now?

Ava- idk, I have a feeling that something is going to happen that will change everything...

Payton- maybe I'll finally dominate the planet?

Rian- maybe marshmallow eating contests will be legalized?

Ava- they weren't illegal in the first place

Zomjo- *walks into the living room and eats the TV*

Payton- yes my dearest?

Zomjo- I'm breaking up with you mortal, also I'm leaving back to my planet

Payton- ...

Rian-...

Anna- 🙃

Ava- Pfft- loser

Zomjo- *grows tentacles out of head and walks away using her hair tentacles*

Payton- *running after Zomjo* NO DONT GO!

Ava- imagine being heartbroken lmao

Roxy- Ava... I have many secrets and can't explain now-

*cut back to author writing their existence basically*

Banana- Woah there, that's repeating, make Roxy stay and something else tragic happen to ava

Kapash- no make Roxy go Ava's mine

Whooman- stfu and let them write

*time reverse and Roxy isn't leaving*

Ava- lmao imagine being heartbroken

Rian- no Zomjo can't go :(

Anna- *generates new TV and turns on news* Breaking news! All of the Dinamita factory's have been destroyed! There are no more in existence

Ava- there goes my last reason to live...

Anna- ok someone is definitely against us-

*speakers come on and play 'oh anna' my mother mother and won't stop*

Anna- NO NO NO NO NO NO

Rian- *gets crushed by a rock and becomes microscopic* I hate everything

Anna- oh anna, oh anna , oh anna *screaming in background while she's rocking back and forth with a crazed expression*

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