Author- *visiting all of their characters in the multi verse that they created* hey Congelé and Ava *looks at their grave because resistance got deleted and there is no sign of it anymore* lmao you're dead
Banana- so, out of your now 7 months of being on wattpad you've only completed one story, and the one story you completed you're not proud of?
Kapash- what a loser
Whooman- yep
Author- stfu, I'm working on another book
Kapash- which you also probably won't complete until 6 months after making it :)
Author- I'd didn't visited their graves to be attacked.
Kapash- you know, after this chapter is published rats nest will have 40 parts.
Author- wtf really? I'm not even that funny most of the humor is about killing people
Whooman- Whenever you hear something good you say something bad stfu
Banana- in all seriousness, we come to you with a proposition
Author- and what is that?
Kapash- you need to give this story a little...shove to make it interesting
Whooman- after all it can't last forever
Banana- they're right
Author- oh? What do you propose?
*lightning hits the outside and Anna, Rian, Payton, and Ava look outside*
Anna- why do I feel like the gods are against us right now?
Ava- idk, I have a feeling that something is going to happen that will change everything...
Payton- maybe I'll finally dominate the planet?
Rian- maybe marshmallow eating contests will be legalized?
Ava- they weren't illegal in the first place
Zomjo- *walks into the living room and eats the TV*
Payton- yes my dearest?
Zomjo- I'm breaking up with you mortal, also I'm leaving back to my planet
Payton- ...
Rian-...
Anna- 🙃
Ava- Pfft- loser
Zomjo- *grows tentacles out of head and walks away using her hair tentacles*
Payton- *running after Zomjo* NO DONT GO!
Ava- imagine being heartbroken lmao
Roxy- Ava... I have many secrets and can't explain now-
*cut back to author writing their existence basically*
Banana- Woah there, that's repeating, make Roxy stay and something else tragic happen to ava
Kapash- no make Roxy go Ava's mine
Whooman- stfu and let them write
*time reverse and Roxy isn't leaving*
Ava- lmao imagine being heartbroken
Rian- no Zomjo can't go :(
Anna- *generates new TV and turns on news* Breaking news! All of the Dinamita factory's have been destroyed! There are no more in existence
Ava- there goes my last reason to live...
Anna- ok someone is definitely against us-
*speakers come on and play 'oh anna' my mother mother and won't stop*
Anna- NO NO NO NO NO NO
Rian- *gets crushed by a rock and becomes microscopic* I hate everything
Anna- oh anna, oh anna , oh anna *screaming in background while she's rocking back and forth with a crazed expression*
YOU ARE READING
Rats nest
Humor4 friends, one house. There will be chaos lmao it's probably bad humor but forgive me for it Sequel is Cool Kids, also on this account 12/3/20->3/19/21