Therapist- you were sent here since almost all of you have been reported as mentally unstable.
Payton- idk what ur talking about we're so stable
Anna- this is a waste of time
Therapist-Ok, let's start with you Ms. Payton
Payton- please, call me Payton
Therapist- ok, so some who have encountered you describe you as 'evil'. You have been accused of forcing 16 others to participate in a killing game, summoning a demon, satanism, blowing up multiple establishments, and multiple counts of murder. How are you not arrested yet?
Rian- It's not that she's evil, she lacks empathy and she goes into a dissociative state and commits atrocities
A/n got that from this meme-
Therapist- I- anyways let's go to Ava next
Ava- ok
Therapist- you have 3 accounts of attempted murder, 3 accusations of being an extra terrestrial being, and also accused of helping Payton in some of her crimes.
Ava- who accused me of being extra terrestrial?
Payton, Rian, and Anna-....
Ava- die
Therapist- next, Anna.
Anna- yes?
Therapist- You're also accused of summoning demons, and also pretty much the same crimes as Payton. Rian, you're next
Rian- what
Therapist- you don't really have anything against you... why are you even here
Rian- to make sure they don't do anything stupid
Ava- you see, we all stop Payton from doing anything stupid, Rian stops everyone else from doing anything stupid.
Therapist- I see... does anyone want to talk about anything else?
Ava- I have a few thing to say, but I won't because *does a peace sign*
Payton- idk
Anna- can you euthanize humans? I want to out Payton out of her misery.
Ava- no me
Anna- you're right
Rian- guys, how about we not😅
Payton- guys, what do we do after this?
Anna- blow it up?
Therapist- are you guys ok?
Ava- no, sadly payton has terminal DBC. Anna is a god, Rian is sane. And I have depression so...
Therapist- um
Anna- me and my crotch goblins will be in our way now thank you, Payton is on her last days before the DBC gets to her
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Humor4 friends, one house. There will be chaos lmao it's probably bad humor but forgive me for it Sequel is Cool Kids, also on this account 12/3/20->3/19/21