Okay, so I got a question from my irl friend, vanessaluffsyuh, and she asked me what Lukas and Emil (I think) would be like if they were drunk. So I’ve decided to write this extra special chapter that’s not really yaoi or romantic or anything, but more comedic instead! Enjoy the drunk Nordic Five! XD
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“Wha… what is this?!”
“Pfft… look at how stupid Matthias looks…”
“Honhonhonhonhon, he’s getting shirtless~”
“Hahahahaha! I can’t believe I managed to get the whole thing on tape!”
[Male name] stared at the screen. He couldn’t believe what he was watching…
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Matthias: *Staring at himself in the mirror* Okay Matthias, you can do this! You can do this! You’re strong, handsome, sexy, and everyone loves you! So just propose already! You can do it! *Passes out*
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Berwald: Hey g’rl.
Tino: Hey dude.
Berwald: …
Tino: …
Berwald: D’N’T DR’P TH’T DUN DUN DUN
Tino: EYYYYYYYYYY DON’T
Berwald: DR’P
Tino: THAT
Berwald: DUN
Tino: DUN
Berwald: DUN-
Lukas: *Bursts in* SHUT UP!
Emil: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT *Air humps Lukas*
Lukas: (ಠ_ಠ)
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Tino: *Is very drunk and is leaning on Berwald* EeEEeEeEeEEeEeHHhHhhHH…
Berwald: EeEEeEeEeEEeEeHHhHhhHH…
[Male name]: *Is the only sober one left* Eh? What is it?
Tino: What chu doin’ tonight handsome?
[Male name]: ….. *Refrains from speaking*
Tino: I’m doin’ Su-san…
Berwald: HYUKHYUKHYUK-
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Lukas: I challenge you *hic* to an epic rap battle of *hic* history!
Emil: CHALLENGE *hic* ACCEPTED!!!!!
Lukas: I broke up wid mah ex-gurl. Here’s her numbah. *Hand’s Emil paper*
Emil: *Looks at paper*
Lukas: PSYCH! DAT’S DAH WRONG NUMBAH!!!!!
Matthias, Tino, and Berwald: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHERE U AT WHERE U AT?!?!?!?!?!
Lukas: Matthias’s booty. I own dat. Supah hawt fiyah. I spit dat. Two and a half men. I watch dat-
Matthias, Tino and Berwald: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Choco: Ugh….. I’m so tired and I wasn’t even drunk… (I’m 14 so I can’t drink lol)
[Male name]: I know how you feel…..
Choco: Let us share each other’s pain.
Both: *Cries in a corner*
~~~~~~~~~~The Next Morning~~~~~~~~~~
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