"you know steve, you're considered a dilf"
"a what?"
"a dilf"
"what does that mean?"
you glanced at him and laughed light "well its basically an older man whos hot"
"huh? so why do they call it the dilf"
"no steven not the dilf, a dilf, its an acronym."
"what does it stand for?"
you contemplated on tell him or not, he could always look it up and that meant you'd have time to tease him or you could tell him and have him in shock.
"dad i'd like to fuck." you smiled and kiss his cheek before walking away to another part of the tower
"but i'm not even a father!"