Moving In - A Vinnie Hacker Story

Moving In S1Pt12 - A Celebration of Our Own

I slapped him on the arm. This was serious. We don't know who's in there. Today's been a long day. We don't need another thing on top of it.

As we got closer, we heard more screams. They weren't really screams, though. They were quieter and kinda like... moans?

Holy shit! We're so stupid. They were having sex, too. Whoever was in there was getting that good good. The closer we got, we could hear what the screams and moans really were. The girl was saying someone's name. It sounded like they were saying Max at first, but then there was another voice. It was another girl, so maybe we heard the name wrong, or someone had the name Max.

As we were passing the car, we saw the shadow of three people in the car. They were all talking about how hot the others were. It sounded like they were having a really good time.

V: You know, we should try that.
Y/n: Oh yea? With who?
V: Uhhh, I don't know. I'm sure Maddy would love to join us.
Y/n: Vinnie! That's not funny.
V: It's kinda funny.
Y/n: Yea it is kinda funny. But do you actually have anyone in mind?
V: Ummm... ooh! What about Faith, or Emily, or Nai-
Y/n: Vinnie! I'm being serious. ... Wait, what was that last name?
V: Oh, nothing.
Y/n: Vin...
V: It was nothing. I was just joking around.
Y/n: Ok, then.

I'm gonna ignore that for now. I don't know the last name he said. I swear to God he better not be talking to someone else.

I still can't believe we thought the car people were criminals. They were just doing the same thing that we were. Well, plus one person. That's such a relief.

We left the parking lot and started driving. I looked at the clock and realized that we had been gone for 45 minutes already. How the fuck has it been that long?

Y/n: Vin, we gotta go to my house.
V: Why?
Y/n: Look at the time! If we go to yours, then we'll be like two hours late.
V: I'll never oppose going to your house. That's my favorite place to be.
Y/n: Why?
V: Well, it's my favorite place to have sex. Your car is now a runner up, though. This was fun.
Y/n: Why do we always go to your house then?
V: Because you like my friends better than me.
Y/n: Yea, you're right.

We got to my house in five minutes. We didn't have time to shower, so we just put on clothes and fixed our hair.

We got back in the car and realized how much it smelled like sex. That can't be good. Let's just hope that none of my family members want to be all nice and open the door for us.

We got there 15 minutes later. Reggie and Lan were outside waiting for us. They ran over to the car the second we pulled up. Fuck me.

Lan: What took y'all so long?
R: We were starting to think that something might've happened.
Y/n: No, nothing happened. Just a lot of traffic on the way back.
V: Yup, traffic.

They walked closer to the car as we were getting out. Why can't they get the hint and go back inside?

Lan: What's that smell?
V: What smell?
R: Landon, I think you owe me twenty bucks.
Y/n: Why does he owe you money?
R: You had a celebration of your own.
V: A celebration of our own?
Lan: Yup.
R: Not only does her car smell like sex...
V: How do you know what sex smells like?

R: I'm ignoring that... her eyelash is also falling off.
Y/n: Vinnie!!
V: What? How am I getting blamed for this?
Y/n: How could you not tell me? I was gonna walk in there with my eyelash on my cheek.
V: I thought it was a new look.
Y/n: A new look? When would this ever be a new look?
V: I don't know. Write it up with the glue company, that's not my fault.
R: So, I was right?
Y/n: About what?
R: That y'all did it.
V: When would we have time to do that?
R: I don't know, maybe in the hour that y'all were missing!
Y/n: We were changing. That's why my lash is messed up. Also, we already told you about the traffic.
Lan: I'm not buying it.
V: Well, thing one and thing two, can you not buy it inside? I'm hungry and I wanna eat.
R: Fine. As long as I'm thing one.
Lan: No, I'm thing one!

They went about, bickering like married couple. Now I see why Vinnie says that Landon reminds him of Reggie. They're literally like the same person in different fonts.

Vin and I left them outside and walked into the house. We were greeted by cheers and some people rolled their eyes. They were happy for us for winning the case, but we were over an hour late to dinner. I could see my aunt giving us the death glare out of the corner of my eye. I forgot how odd that lady can be.

We sat down next to each other at the table, bridging the gap between our families. I already told Vinnie that he couldn't try anything because I was trying to make a good impression and there were way too many eyes on us. I never know if he's gonna listen to me or not, though.

My mom made a whole fucking feast for us. I don't know who's gonna eat all this food, but it looks delicious. I could tell that Vinnie's mom helped because there were two things I didn't recognize. How did they cook this much in an hour?

It beats me. It takes me about ten minutes to understand the recipe and steps. I could cook one thing, maybe two, in an hour.

After complimenting how good the food looked, we all got comfortable in our chairs. Then, my mom and Maria kinda nodded at each other. Then, my aunt said:

Aunt: To Y/n and Vincent. I am proud of both of you and happy that we can finally put this incident behind us. Congratulations!
Y/n: Thank you so much.
V: Yea, thank you.
Mom: Great. Now, let's est!

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A/N: Hey y'all. Thought I would give y'all a treat because last chapter was boring.

New location unlocked: the car.

Also, do you think Vin is serious about the threesome?

Who do you think was in the sketchy midnight blue car?

What do y'all think is gonna happen at dinner?

I'm gonna update as soon as I can. You guys are amazing. Leave comments so I can see your reactions.

Anyway, love y'all. Ok, bye 👾😌