♦ ⋅My best friend is a god⋅ ♦ (Venti x reader)

𝘼𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙚

{I never thought I'd write anything like this, oh boy-
and yes this is inspired by a comic I saw}

𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞: "I haven't had wine for 4 hours Y/N! I'm going to die!"

𝙔/𝙉: "This is your punishment for taking my mora."

𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞: "I'm sorry!"

The bard cried.

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𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙙𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙘

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"Have you heard about those cute maids in Liyue?"

A drunk man spat.

"Never heard of those, I should probably check it out!"

Another replied.

A tall tanned man chuckled.

𝙆𝙖𝙚𝙮𝙖: "Seems like your running out of costumers old friend."

Diluc ignored Kaeya's comment, outside he could hear a bard crying.

𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞: "Please Y/N buy me wine! I'll do anything!"

𝙔/𝙉: "Venti stop, people are staring at us!"

𝘿𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙘: "Anything.."

The red head whispered under his breath.

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Some time had passed, it was dawn and Venti has been quiet for the last 30 minutes.

𝙔/𝙉: "Are you going to stay quiet now until I buy you wine?"

Venti crossed his arms and nodded.

I sighed and was actually considering it, until I heard someone walk towards us, I turned around to see Diluc behind us, he was about to tap my shoulder until he realised I already acknowledged his presence.

𝙔/𝙉: "Do you need something?"

𝘿𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙘: "I have an offer for the bard."

Venti turned his head and grinned.

𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞: "Oh?"

𝘿𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙘: "I'll give you free wine under one condition."

𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞: "Go on."

𝘿𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙘: "I need you to dress up as a maid for me."

I snorted and then looked at Venti, it looked like he was actually thinking about it.

𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞: "How much wine will I get?"

𝘿𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙘: "As much as you desire."

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I was currently inside the tavern, watching Venti walk up to men in a maid outfit and ask them what they wanted to drink, some of them actually had the nerve to say 'I wan't you'.

I hate to say this, but he looked pretty cute.

However I wondered how long he would keep up with this.

I heard the door open.

𝙋𝙖𝙞𝙢𝙤𝙣: "Why are we here again?"

𝘼𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧: "Beacuse I heard there was a cute maid working here, apperantly she just started today."

I grinned at Aether, I could've told him "Oh that's actually Venti" but I wanted him to find out by himself.

The blonde sat down, waiting patiently.

𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞: "Hello there what can I get you?"

Paimon and Aether turned silent.

I break the silence by laughing.

They all look at me, and Paimon starts snorting.

𝘼𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧: "We just came, and I already wan't to leave.."

Aether whispered.

I could tell Venti was embarassed, I walked up to him and pat his head.

𝙔/𝙉: "Don't worry, you had them in the first half."

I giggled.

Suddenly I see Amber, barbara, jean, and Kaeya walk in.

𝙔/𝙉: "What are you guys doing here?"

𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖: "Oh! we invited Jean to come to the tavern with us, we we're going to invite you guys too but couldn't find you anywhere."

𝙆𝙖𝙚𝙮𝙖: "Who's that cute maid next to you?" 

Kaeya smirked.

Aether and Paimon were trying their best not to laugh, while Jean and Amber were facepalming, they already knew it was Venti.

Amber placed her hands on he hips.

𝘼𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧: "I think it's pretty obvious who that is."

Venti just walked away to take more orders.

It took Kaeya a good second to figure it out, his expression made most of us break out laughing, even Diluc started smiling.

They all took a seat, while Kaeya placed his hand on his face, trying to figure out why he's so stupid.

Barbara was standing next  to me.

𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖: "He was bribed with wine wasn't he?"

She sighed.

𝙔/𝙉: "Yep."

𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙖: "How long do you think he will keep going until he finally quits?"

𝙔/𝙉: "I'll tell him I'll just buy wine for him instead, or else he'll be known as 'The trap of mondstadt'."

We both chuckled.

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It was late, most of the costumers already wen't home, including Kaeya and the others.
Venti walked towards me, he was visibly tired. 

𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞: "I can't do this anymore~!"

The bard whined.

𝘿𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙘: "It's fine,  you'll only be doing this today, how much wine do you wan't?"

Diluc sighed.

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𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞: "𝙝𝙞𝙘 I actually think 𝙝𝙞𝙘 Ive had a bit too much..𝙝𝙞𝙘"

𝙔/𝙉: "I told you not to drink too much didn't I?"

𝙔/𝙉: "We'll be going now"

Diluc just glared at us for a moment, and then wen't back to cleaning the wine glasses.

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I brought Venti to my apartment to rest, he reeked of alcohol, he was so drunk to the point he couldn't even talk anymore he just had a very violent hiccup.

I let him sleep on my bed, and decided to sleep on the couch.

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I woke up and checked on Venti, he was still sleeping he must've been really tired.
I sat on the opposite side of the bed, and watched him sleep, but right in that moment he woke up.

𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞: "Is that an angel I see? am I in heaven?"

I rolled my eyes and smiled.

𝙔/𝙉:  "Venti I can't take you seriously in that maid outfit."

𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞: "Wait- I'm still wearing it?"

The bard panicked.

𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞: "Let me take off this pathetic thing, I cannot let myself be seen like this!"

𝙔/𝙉: "You didn't mind it yesterday, besides I think it looks pretty cute."

Venti stared at me, I noticed that he was blushing.

𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞: "I'm still taking it off.."

{TBC}