I was going to post another Tyan With Hats Chapter today, but I didn't have enough time to finish it, and I need to put it off for another day, so please enjoy some more incorrect quotes in its place! <3
Unicorn: Tina, we know you're upset about Ryan, so we are gonna take you out to dinner with us tonight.
Tina: I'm not upset.
Goldy: Tina, we saw you throwing rocks at couples walking in the park.
Tina: WHY SHOULD THEY GET TO BE HAPPY?!
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Unicorn: I'm just a little worried about safety.
Goldy: WERE THE ASTRONAUTS WORRIED ABOUT SAFETY WHEN THEY FLEW TO THE MOON?!
Unicorn: I would assume the answer would be yes.
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Ryan: I'm open to suggestions.
Tina: I have an idea!
Ryan: No murder.
Tina: I no longer have an idea.
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Tina: When we first met, I didn't like you.
Goldy: I know.
Tina: But now that we've spent some time together...
Tina: Nothing's changed.
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Tina, talking about Goldy: She died of natural causes.
Ryan: You pusher her off the roof!
Tina: Gravity is natural.
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Ryan: I am your leader, and from now on you will refer to me as such!
Goldy: Okay, Such!
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Sabre: My future husband is probably fake laughing at his boyfriend's jokes right now. Be patient, my prince, a true clown is on the way.
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Goldy: Unicorn and I are no longer friends.
Unicorn: Goldy, that is the WORST way to tell people we're dating.
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Ryan: So... I saw you were spending a lot of time with Goldy lately.
Unicorn: Ryan! It's not what it looks like, I swear!
Ryan: Oh really? So no reason to get jealous?
Unicorn: I promise! Goldy and I are just dating! Okay? She's my girlfriend.
Ryan: So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?
Unicorn: You are still my one and only best friend! Goldy is just the love of my life, nothing more!
Ryan: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Unicorn: Of course!
Tina and Goldy: ...What?
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Goldy: Don't be sad, because sad spelled backwards is das, and das not good!
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