Ask and Dare The Big Five [Completed]

bathroom kiss and advertising

I dare Zen and Jackson to kiss for 1 minute in the bathroom,while the others make TV advertisements.

Punzie: finally our first ever dare in ages!

Eugene: more like weeks.

Ellie: do the dare!

Zen: does it have to be in the bathroom?

Lia: a dares a dare.

Jackson: lets go!

*Jen go in the bathroom*

Anna: so...what now?

*big 8 and others go to their news studio*

Jack: *whispers* and we're live in 3. 2. 1 *turns on the camera*

Elsa: good evening/morning people around the world,tonight's/today's news is that we will not be having any news and we will be advertising. So good night/morning and we'll see ya all soon.

*advertisement 1*

Mer: are you tired of always being told that your fat?

Jack: *shows a video*

Hic: your grounded Merry!

Merry: *whines* its not my fault there are no more burritos!*runs off*

Mer: Hic your too fat!

Hic: *whines* its not my fault the products I'm using aren't making me fit!*runs off*

Mer: well now you can get fit in just a matter of minutes with...

EmmeBrittLuna: electro fat! gets you fit while you watch TV.

Mer: and it only costs 10 dollars! So come and buy one now at any department store near you,or you could order one right now and just call #344-electrofatme!

Punzie: yeah! and when your the first one to call you'll get a free pink bra!

Mer: so order one now and.

Punzie and Mer: you'll be okay...

*bathroom*

Zen: how long have we been here?

Jackson: *shrugs* maybe 2-3 minutes?

Zen: didn't the dare say we kiss for 1 minute only. so shouldn't we be able to go outside?!

Jackson: oh yeah...sorry.

Zen: we-we-wait,you planned this didn't you?!

Jackson: n-no! why would I do that?*says nervously*

Zen: your lying aren't you.

Jackson: yeah.

*(news studio) Advertisement 2*

Elsa: do you get tired of all these kid shows toys that say 'hey kids,do you know where the yellow path is?' its sickening!

Anna: but now you can enjoy the newest show toy ever made!

Emmetha: DRUNK ALOT!

Brittany: THE DRUNK OSTRICH!

Eugene: *shows a doll sized plush toy ostrich with a green tea cup on his head and an orange one on his left hand/wing*

Luna: with this ostrich,you can make it do what ever you want and when you shake him he says thing that are highly not amusing!*shakes toy ostrich*

ostrich toy: ugh..kid don't shake me!

Luna: hahaha...yeah..its not funny. But its awesome to torture it!

Anna: so buy now!

*after a while their all back in the living room*

Zen: how'd the advertising go?

Jack: it was fine.

*everyone hears the door open and close*

Lia: hey party people we're back baby!

Hiro: yup! And it only took me half an hour to convince her so.

Zen: HILIA IS BACK!

Everyone else: YAY!

Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! The toy drunk a lot the drunk ostrich was an inspiration from my childhood toy an ostrich,then I put a plastic tea cup on his head and wing and

Ta DA DA DA!

Drunk a lot was born! actually I can't find him anywhere. Its been awhile since I last played with him to make my classmates laugh but I can make them smile just by showing them this book. and the picture of a toy ostrich isn't mine but it looks exactly the same.

So bye!