Jack ways to die

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Emmetha: hmm hmm hm hm*humming the tone of 'dumb ways to die'*

Brittany: hm hm hm hm hm hm hmm*also humming like Emmetha*

Elsa: *humming 'let it go'*

Anna: *humming 'do you wanna build a snowman'*

Punzie and Eugene: *humming 'I see the light'*

Kristoff: *humming his reindeer song*

Mer and Hic: *humming touch the sky'*

ZeLia: *swaying their heads to the humming of Emmetha and Brittany**then looks at each other*

(parody of 'dumb ways to die')

*Jack ways to die*

Lia: set fire to your butt

Zen: drink coffee from the hospital that's really hot

Lia: get stuck in the bathroom for an hour

Zen: get scolded and pranked by the awesome author

Emmetha: Jack ways to die,so many Jack ways to die,Jack ways to di-i-ie so many Jack ways to die

Brittany: stare at a Barney pic

Elsa: use a staff as a fetching stick

Anna: steal the author's chocolates

Punzie: get hit by a boss in the face

Kristoff: Jack ways to die,so many Jack ways to die,Jack ways to di-i-ie so many Jack ways to die

Eugene: get pranked by the author and faint

Hic: get locked in a room and go insane

Mer: eat a box of spiced pizza

Olaf: I'm wearing a pink and strapless bra!

*everyone looking at Olaf weirdly*

JACK: my ways to die,so many my ways to die,my ways to di-i-i-ie,so many my ways so many my ways to die

   "BE SAFE AROUND JACK"

  {A MESSAGE FROM ZELIA}

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