Ask and Dare The Big Five [Completed]

Jackson Overland Frost the Butt

Zen: *giggling* send it send it send it!

Lia: *clicks send on their laptop* yeah!

Zen: let's just wait fo-*gets cut off by door bell* never mind its here!*runs to the door with Lia to see a brown envelope*

Lia: time to show the others!

*in the living room with everyone there*

Zen: guys. I have an announcement to make.

Mer: is it about blowing up a make up factory?

Zen: nope! but we're still doing that later.

Lia: we have a new member on our group,we present to you...Jackson Overland Frost...The Butt!*points to Jack*

Jack: how am I a new member?

Lia: it says so right here*gives Jack the envelope*

Jack: *reads it* this birth certificate belongs to Jackson Overland Frost the Butt and will be forever more his/her name until deciding to change it in further notices. You two changed my name?!!

Zen: uh...Jackson we don't even know you?

Jackson: of course you do I'm your student.

Zen: not you Jackson,I was talking to Jackson over there*points to Jack*

Jackson: oh.

Emmetha: *whispers to ZeLia* you two really hate Jack don't you?

Zen: mhmm.

Jack: Zen change my name back!

Zen: I don't even know you Jackson.

Jackson: am I really that easy to forget?

Zen: not you Jackson,I was talking to that Jackson!*points to Jack*

Jackson: how was I supposed to know that?!

Zen: okay you know what,I'll just call you FrostieButt.

Jackson: *blushes* don't you dare talk about that.

Zen: oh I will.

Jackson: no!

Zen: I was there when you were born!

Jackson: I was a baby!

Luna: are they having a shouting contest?

Anna: maybe...

Zen: I rescued you from the pound!

Jackson: 1 you never saved me from the pound!2 why wound I even be in a pound!and 3 even if I was you wouldn't even bother to save me!!!

Zen: good point!!!

Jackson: why are we shouting again?!!

Zen: I!!!actually forgot?

Punzie: I remember!you two we're fighting about Jackson's name!

Zen and Jackson: oh yeah....

Zen: you frosted your own butt when you we're 3!!!

Jackson: it was an accident and how do you know that?!?!

Zen: the moon told me so!so if the moon speaks to you believe it!!!

Kristoff: is this like a rise of the guardians chapter?

Eugene: I don't know either dude.

Zen: I am the author here so you have to answer to me,who also happens to be the Pres. Of America!!!

Jackson: that doesn't even make any sense!!!

Jack: hey guys I'm back from changing my name!

Zen and Jackson: we don't care!!!

Jack: sheesh...no need to shout.

Elsa: their having a shouting contest.

Zen: why don't you just chill out!!!*trying to freeze Jackson*

Jackson: thanks but no thanks,but I think you should cool down a bit!!!*tries to freeze Zen*

Elsa: *whispers to Jack* you know she's releasing her anger of you to your son right?

Jack: oh...

Jackson: stop this or else I'll tell them your real name!!!

Zen: *gasps* DON'T YOU DARE!!!

Jackson: her real name is....E-*gets cut of by Zen freezing him*kin sowo gi mi ow a ew (can someone get me out of here?)

Punzie: what is your real name Zen?

Zen: that's a secret*pushing Jackson's frozen body to her room* now if you excuse me I'll just take Jackson to my restraining room and to hide my school ID.

Elsa: you gonna save your son?

Jack: not until Zen cools down.

Elsa: *nods understandingly*

Lia: ask and dare away bye!

Hi guys if you wanna know my real name just message me

And to those who know,don't tell them!

KelseyBilog: I know it!

Zen: Hi Kelsey!*gives hug*

Kelsey: hi Zen!

Zen: why are you in my author's note? Again?

Kelsey: I came to visit and Lia told me you were here.

Zen: oh okay. Wanna do the honors of ending this note?

Kelsey: don't mind if I do. Bye!