Why is the sun so far?

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-Mercury yawned nearly falling asleep after a long day-

-Suddenly a solar flare hit mercury-

Mercury:Agh! What the heck! This is why I hate being close to the sun..Because I literally have no magnetosphere and-

The sun:Yo mercury, no hate but can you stop complaining?

Mercury:Whatever..

The sun:Besides! You're literally very far from me.

Mercury:Well.. 43Million miles is my definition of close, since Venus is 66million miles away.

The sun:Okay true, 44 million miles you are the closest planet to me..but you aren't that close to me but you're the closest planet to me.

Mercury:I'm like 150 degrees.

The sun:Could be much worst if you really consider it! Wait..why are we even discussing this dumb topic?

-Venus sighed-

Venus:Sun! Can you not talk so loudly? Everyone can hear you.

The sun:Well sorry, I can't help being more than two thousand times bigger than you in terms of mass.

Venus:You don't have to rub it in we get it you're big.

Mercury:Forget this I'm going to sleep.

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