Mercury:Hey mars!
Mars:What is it mercury? If you came here to make fun of phobos and deimos SO HELP ME I'LL-
Mercury:No no! It's Not that! Just curios.. Wheres jupiter? Shouldn't he be visible and very easily? Considering yknow... Hes the biggest planet in the solar system!
Mars:Seriously? First me now Jupiter..
Mercury:Well sorry it's just-
Mars:He's in orbit behind the sun.
Mercury:That explains it..
Earth:Mercury it may be harder for you to see Jupiter because of the glare from the sun!
Mercury:That explains it.
Venus:Hey mars! Wheres those two space turds?
Mars:Space turds..?
Venus:Phobos and deimos!
Mars:So help me I'll-
Venus:You'll what?
-Mars grabbed a huge asteroid and chucked it at venus's eye-
Venus:OW!
Earth:That must hurt.
Mercury:He'll be okay right?
The moon:I doubt it.
Cruithne:He's out for the next week!
Mars:Is he actually knocked out?
Mercury:Yeah..
Mars:Oh.
Earth:So uhhh...
Mercury:Who's gonna move venus back into orbit?
The moon:Earth is roughly the same size as venus! So...
Earth:Do i wanna take the risk?
Mars:I'll do it you scaredy cat!
Earth:Im going back into orbit.
The moon:Reasonable.
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PlanetAdventure (S6)
Science FictionPLANETADVENTURE! Adventure the daily lives of the planets Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, And Neptune! All in one! With tons of new parts (episodes) and with tons of drama later on! (Season 6)
