The Boys Preferences, Imagines

Them As Things I Would Do But Haven't Done

Reekid:

Me: *High pitched screaming at the moon for no reason, just working on an impulsive thought that I've had for a while for some reason lmao*

Merlin, my service dog: *Blankly stares at me, already used my shit*

My mum: Izzy! What are you doing!?

Me: I don't know!
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Mully:

Me: *Dancing terribly* Five, six, seven, eight, I have no clue if I'm straight!
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Josh:

*It's A Family Reunion*
Me: I'm grateful for everything and everyone here.

My family: Aww 🥰

Me: Except for the part that *brother's name* owes me $10, hand it over.

My family: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Juicy:

Me: Sir, this is a McDonald's, please put down the chicken sandwich.

My health teacher: What?

Me: That's just my way of saying that he's wrong and I'm going to correct him. Anywho-
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Narrator:

*My friends waiting for me to get to their house for trick or treating*

Me: *Shows up in a Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, very much extra, emo, badass, costume* Sup, hoes.

My friends: Jesus Christ, Izzy 😂
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Eddie:

Friend/Family member: Izzy, say grace, please.

Me: It's all about drive it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour--

OR

Friend/Family member: Izzy, say grace, please.

Me: *Stands up and salutes/puts right hand over heart* I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America--
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Gabby:

Me: Did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes?

My demon that lives in the closet: What the fuck. I thought I was the one to scare you.

Me: *Scoobydoo laugh*

My mum: *Opens bedroom door* Who're you talking to?

Me: Oh, nothin'. 🙃
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Smashing:

*I'm moving IRL lmao so this is when we're on the way to our new home in the car*

Me: Crazy? I was crazy once.

Brother: Oh, goddamnit here we go.

Mum: *Silently listens to hear what I have to say*

Me: They put me in a room.

Me: A rubber room.

Me: A rubber room full of rats.

Me: The rats made me crazy.

Me: Crazy rats.

Brother: *Disappointed silence*

My mum: *Concerned silence*
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Kevin:

Me: *Waits for my cats to yawn*

Magne: *Yawns*

Me: *Sticks pointer finger into his mouth*

Magne: *Gently nibbles on my finger before moving it out of his mouth and giving me a tired expression*

Magne: 😾

Me: 🤣
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My sweet boy, Magne :D