"Daddy Pass The Salt."

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Reekid: He just sat there red faced. He was tempted. Just looked away and tried not to make eye contact with your parents for the rest of the night. Someone save my boy.

Mully: He said it. ("Mommy/Daddy/Master pass the salt.") You were so mf tempted istg. "Here, I'll get it. It's closer to me anyway." You say handing Mully the salt.

Josh: Resting bitch face. Mf just sighed. So disappointed in you.

Juicy: Makes direct eye contact with your parents and then grabs it. "Nah, nah, I got you fam. Don't worry 'bout it, p/n." (Parent's name). Winks at you as he hands you the salt.

Narrator: Resting bitch face to the fucking max. Pretends he didn't hear it and goes on with the dinner. Changes the subject after p/n passed you the salt.

Eddie: Mf chokes on his water, catching your parent's attention. He makes up a shit excuse and they believed it.

Smashing: Acts innocent and continues on messing with your siblings in his Smashing voice.

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