Them As Wednesday Addams Quotes

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Reekid: (Camp leader) "Wednesday Addams!" *Hides under bleachers*


Mully: (His mum) "What do you think you're doing?" "I'm going to electrocute him." "We are going to be late to the charity auction." "But, mother." "I said no." (Pugsley) "Please???" "Oh, alright."


Josh: "Nice knife. Can I play autopsy with it?" 


Juicy: (His mum) "The thing every girl her age has on their minds." (Some lady) "Boys?" "Homicide."


Narrator: "The baby weighs 10 pounds, the cannon ball 20 pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?" (Pugsley) "I'm still on fractions..." "Which do you think?" "The cannon ball?" "Very good. But which one will bounce?" "The baby?" "There's only one way to find out."


Eddie: (Babysitter) "Now, where is that baby?" "Which part?"


Smashing: (Some girl, acting) "HELP! I'M DROWNING! I'M DYING! HELP ME!!" "I can't swim."

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