Just some incorrect quotes for this shit bc I'm bored and the next chapter is taking a little longer than expected. Should be up tonight though.
Y/N: "Please let this be a normal road trip..."
All: "With these bitches? No way!"
*speeding down the highway at 90 mph with a spider the size of a minivan chilling on top of the vehicle and several murderers sticking their heads out the window*
Y/N with a spatula: "GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE. GET UP THERE."
Freddy after being a misogynistic bitch: "this house is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE"
Freddy: *fires gun at ceiling*
Diamond: "THIS IS WHY Y/N DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU"
Y/N after randomly collecting a bunch of murderers: "Well... when life gives you lemons..."
Y/N just being polite: "Hello there :)"
Bill and Stu being nerds: "General Kenobi."
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LOVESTRUCK // Slashers x Fem Reader
FanfictionAfter six years at a depressing, boring office job in California, Y/N decides one night, while incredibly drunk, I might add, to quit her job and move away to Canada with her best friend. But alas, the two of them had never been expecting the result...
