Anya vs Damian!

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Anya was walking around town with her Friend Becky, as she was walking about her family.

Anya: Oh and we have A New Dog named Bond, and he's A Big fluffy white dog!

Becky: Wow, he sounds so sweet. You Know I have never seen your dad? What is he Like? 

Anya: Well I have A Picture here

Anya then Pulled out A Picture of you, Yor, and Anya, and Becky immediately fell smitten.

Becky: UWAAAA! How is so Cute?

Anya: Huh?

Anya: Huh?

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Becky: I-Is he Married?

Anya: He's Married to my Momma and A Few of my Aunties

Becky: Well I'm gonna keep this Photo

Anya: Hey, you can't keep that!

Anya then Began to chase Becky around and around and around and around and around and so On and so forth Until...

Damian: Hey L/n, How is the Loser Life going?

Anya: Damian (Thoughts) Remember what Papa Taught you, Anya

Damian: Hey what's wrong Stupid? Your too Stupid to respond, stupid?

Anya: Heh

Damian: What's up with that Smug Grin!?

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Damian: What's up with that Smug Grin!?

Anya: Heh, Isn't it A Little Dangerous for you to use your entire Vocabulary in One sentence?

Damian: HEY! Shut your ugly Face... Uh... Ugo!

Anya: Well I guess I'm smarter than you

Damian: NO! NO YOUR NOT! God, I swear it's like using words you randomly hear to try and sound Smarter!

Anya: Well Now you're just being Precocious

Damian: GRRRRRRR!

Damian then tried to Raise his fist to intimidate her, but...

Anya: (Thoughts) Just Like Papa does (Out of thoughts) Go Beyond Plus Ultra!

Damian: Excuse me? AAAAGH!

Anya then Slammed his face with her fist and he was sent flying into A Trashcan as he began to whine.

Anya: You want some Cheese with that Wine?

Becky: Woah, Anya I saw everything that Happened!

Anya: I didn't hit him he Just walked into my Fist

Becky: Woah, I was just going to congratulate you

Anya: Thanks, Let's get going

Anya and Becky then walked off only for Damian's Todaies to find him!

Toadie 1: Master Damian are you Okay?

Damian: Yes, I'm Okay! (Thoughts) God, why is she so Cute!?

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