We Open up the Local McDonald's as night began to set, and The place is about to close in 3... 2...
Emi: 1! Yes, I can finally go home and Live my Life!
Chiho: Like what?
Emi: I got A Hot date
Chiho: We have the same boyfriend
Emi: Yeah, but still a Hot date
But then...
Mayumi: Hey you two, I need you two to cover the night shift
Emi: What!?
Mayumi: Yeah, Apparently The people on the night shift are busy so You two have to take care of it. Now I'll be going I have A Life
She then left
Emi: ...
Chiho: Isn't this Great Emi? You and Me together for hours and hours and the sun will come up and we'll still be working! It'll be like A Sleepover but we'll be sweaty and covered with Grease! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK EMI?
Emi: No
Chiho: Good because we got Customers!
Emi then handed A Customer A Bat.
Emi: Please hit me on the head
Chiho: Hey Emi I'm Behind the counter, at Night
Emi: Please do it as hard as you can
Chiho: Look at me, I'm chopping the lettuce, At Night! I'm Swabbing the Bathroom, At Night! AGH! I Burned my Hand... At Night.
She then got with Emi and Began running around her.
Chiho: Night night night night night night night night night night night night! Na-na-na-na-na! NIGHT!
Emi: Would you be quiet? Take out the trash
Chiho: Alright taking out the Trash, Taking out the-
She then stopped Looking into the darkness.
Chiho: Out there?
Emi: That's where the Garbage goes Yes
Chiho: I'm not sure about this...
Emi: But I thought you liked the night shift?
Chiho: Right, I'll do this, For the Restaurant!
And then...
Chiho: Easy!
Emi: Oh I Guess you're not Scared
Chiho: Scared of what?
Emi: You Know The hash slinging slasher
Chiho: The what?
Emi: The Hash slinging slasher
Chiho: The D-Dash ringing, the Hash Binging, the Trash dinging, the Rish bringing... Uh...
Emi: The Hash slinging slasher yes. He was once A Worker of this Restaurant Just cutting the food when-
Chiho: He didn't wash his hands?
Emi: No
Chiho: He didn't put on gloves?
Emi: No
Chiho: He forgot the secret sauce?
Emi: look! No! He chopped off his hand by Mistake!
Chiho: OH NO!
Emi: Well he had to replace his hand with A Spatula but he then got hit by A Bus and at the funurel they fired him! Now everyone- What night is this?
Chiho: Tuesday
Emi: Tuesday night, he comes to seek his revenge
Chiho: When will we know?
Emi: First the light will flicker on and off, and then the phone will ring but no one will be there, and then A Bus will Pull up, and then...
Chiho: Yes?
Emi: Then...
Chiho: Yes?
Emi then got Behind her and tapped her on the shoulder.
Emi: He gets you
Chiho: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Emi: Hahahahahahahaha! I got you! It was A Joke
Chiho: Really?
Emi: Yeah there's no such thing as A hash slinging slasher
Chiho: Oh, Hahahahahahaha! That's Hilarious! Hahahahahahahaha!
Timeskip!
Emi: I don't understand why anyone would ever come here at this time. Who eats A Burger at 3 AM?
Meanwhile...
And then Math got out of bed.
Math: Oh Boy 3 AM!
He then began eating A Burger.
Back at the Mcdonald's...
Just then the Lights Began to flicker on and off, and then the phone began ringing but there was nothing there.
Emi:
And Just then A Bus came in.
Chiho: Oh I didn't know the Bus came in this Late
Emi: They Don't...
Chiho: But someone is coming out
Just then A Figure came out and began raising its Spatula Hand!
Emi: KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAH!! I-IT'S THE DASH DINGING, T-THE TRASH RINGING, T-THE
Chiho: The Hash slinging slasher
Emi: Finally you understand we're doomed!
Chiho: No it's just I find it so sweet that You dressed up as A Maniac and stood on the other side of the street Just to make me Happy. You really do care about me
Emi: Okay there are two things wrong with that. 1. I am indifferent about you, and 2. How can that be me, WHEN I'M RIGHT HERE!?
The Figure then Began to slam his Spatula hand against the Door.
Chiho: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Emi/Chiho: IT'S THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!
It then Opened the door and began to walk in.
Emi: Chiho... I always sorta cared about you
Chiho: Emi I used your angel sword to unclog one of the toilets
Emi: You did what now?
The Figure then Began to march Towards them as they Kicked and Screamed but suddenly...
Y/n: Hey Guys. What's going on?
the Hood was removed to be revealed it was you.
Y/n: I wanted to tell you guys that I Made Sushi Burgers but the line kept cutting short
The sleeve of your jacket revealed you were Holding A Spatula.
Chiho: Oh That's Great!
Emi: But wait! That explains but what about the flickering lights?
Just then the lights began flickering on and Off again and you all turned to see A Vampire flicking it on and Off.
Y/n/Chiho/Emi: Nosferatu!
And The Vampire Just smiled innocently.
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The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero (Book 5)
FanfictionHey Y/n Here, and Holy Crap Book 5! I never thought we would get this Far! Now we have bigger adventures, more girls, and even more worlds to explore! So let's go on Another Huge adventure everyone!
