Absurd Stories

|| ONC 2026 || Martin Marvingale lives by two rules: work hard and put others first. So when a baby dragon rips a hole in reality above his freshly planted petunias and the desperate fairytale land inside begs him to step in as their king, he says yes. Turns out, their old king got cursed with zombie-ism, and now a horde of undead nobility are ravaging the countryside. The castle is suffering from a bad bout of slime, the peasants are one more cancelled festival away from revolting, and none of the local lords (who aren't brain-eating monsters) seem to be interested in lifting a finger to help. His only hope at putting things back to rights is to make nice with a princess who hates his face -- and the fact that he might have accidentally just stolen her job. Undeterred, Martin plans to win her over by being the best king anyone could ask for. Which would be a little easier if he knew what a fairytale king was supposed to do exactly. Or how he was supposed to look. Or... anything about his kingdom, really. In retrospect, maybe he should have asked a few more questions before taking the job.

może później dodam jakiś opis (^◕.◕^) ⚠️ TW: bxb, homofobia, broń, patologia, dehumanizacja, przemoc rówieśnicza... oraz moje dziwne poczucie humoru Okładka zrobiona przeze mnie

"Stupid Samuel and Other Stories" is a literary collection of stories, mostly satirical, commenting on social, political and other issues. This book also contains Interrogative pieces that explore the human condition, including but not limited to, debilitating phobias, alternative reality, and cultural beliefs. #1 in Literature stories (02.08.2026) ----- All rights reserved by @J. Lee Kennedy, except for images contained in this book. Copyright of images, including cover art, belong to their rightful owners, and are attributed accordingly, or used in accordance with the rules of Creative Commons licensing as "fair use." Altered, filtered, or edited images are copyrighted by the author in its final form

The nine Mercenaries, who have long worked as relentless engines of war at Mann Co. with their signature brutality, are now forced to deal with the unique nature of Kivotos' students through a new program initiated by Mann Co. itself. Can they truly become "Sensei" to these halo-bearing, heavily armed students? What kinds of absurd adventures await the Mercenaries in a place utterly alien to them-the city of student, Kivotos? Let's follow their excitement and chaos in Menacing Mercenaries Mashup! (Cover made by AI)

Reply-All Apocalypse The Email Chain That Ended a Company... and Our Sanity What starts as a harmless "Anti-Social Social Club" - a group of introverts who cancel their own meetings just to avoid human contact - slowly spirals into the most unhinged corporate meltdown ever documented. Over hundreds of leaked reply-all emails, watch a quiet office descend into absolute chaos: Bomb threats & exploding grills Russian spies stealing nothing Unionized mice taking hostages Possessed laceless shoes Alien abductions, illegal Soviet flares, lawsuits over accidental hate symbols A CEO who sells the company overnight and flees in a fleet of private jets One man (Chad) tries desperately to hold onto his sanity with a single word: cease. Spoiler: it doesn't work. Based on a true story* of corporate hell. (*okay, slightly exaggerated... but only slightly) Buckle up. Don't reply-all.

[READ]: This book contains strong language and mentions of violence. Suitable for a 16+ demographic. The book cover is originally drawn by the author themselves, too. The debut installment of the HYDRA web novel series. With the passage of time, the empty seat of the Director of the Sombre Arts remains void of any of the art's successors sitting on it for years. Its recent possessor of both seat and title mysteriously vanished and was presumed dead due to extensive searches throughout the continent of Agmadoren with no leads. However, instances of chaos began appearing without reason throughout the entire nation of Galamona; the balance of natural law descended into madness, as if foul play was involved. Would our protagonist, a champion of the Maidens of Darkness, find the source of the blight that begins to seep its mayhem throughout the peaceful nation? Set in a fusion of a steampunk world filled with European-Asian inspirations, read more as you delve into this whimsical, fantasy web novel with political play, as well as an extremely detailed look at the various creatures, magic, and locations scattered in the Path of Cathedra.

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

A man of filth preaches to a crowd of finely dressed fools. Will they hear his message? Is he the fool? No one knows

Seventy days remain. Yet life goes on. One man navigates the final days, finding solace and the strange beauty of acceptance in unexpected places. Explore the mundane, the extraordinary, and the absurd in this short story not about how life ends, but about how it carries on, until it doesn't.

Barnabas Whitmore thought his discovery of summoning coordinates to a new world would bring him academic clout and fame. Instead, a drunken portal battle brings him an extra-dimensional human, an unstable portal that refuses to close, and a government agency asking too many questions. Prompt 62: They say every door has its own key. Except for one, a key said to open them all. Warnings: Profanity, alcohol use, dark humor

Recently, the guards of Nether Fortress have been increasingly seen drunk, completely unfit to guard the territory. This means that someone is secretly throwing a party! But the question is, who exactly?....

Abandoned by the famous novelist who gave birth to her, Evangeline grows up near an abandoned theme park where ballet is taught from the ballroom of a crumbling castle. The teen years of a misunderstood artistic genius are tough. Early experiences quash her dreams of becoming a writer, and she only manages to earn a few crumbs of approval after she pivots to ballet. Too bad they come from her smart-ass competitor, Miskomin. On her rise from mediocrity, Evangeline is thrilled when Magda, the artistic director of a company in need of a sixth dancer, lays claim to the park. But things go awry as Magda attempts to rewrite Evangeline's entire world. To further complicate things, Evangeline's sporadic forays into story writing bring her inner demons to life. Literally. While contending with her monstrous off-spring; navigating an ever-shifting relationship with her frenemy, Miskomin; and adjusting to life under the power of a vampiric task-master, Evangeline gains the self-knowledge and confidence she needs to face the final boss: Herself. Will she learn to look beyond the artist she wants to be and accept the person she is?

Sinopsis: Apa yang akan kalian lakukan jika tiba-tiba terbangun ditempat asing dan dikelilingi orang-orang asing juga? Lebih buruk lagi-saat kalian mengetahui bahwa kini kalian adalah istri dari pemeran antagonis dalam sebuah novel, seorang pria yang lumpuh dan bisu. Terdengar mustahil, tapi itulah kenyataan pahit yang harus diterima seorang mahasiswi jurusan Cyber Security, yang tanpa peringatan terlempar kedunia fiksi yang tak masuk akal. Dalam sekejap, hidupnya berubah drastis. Dunia yang ia kenal lenyap, digantikan oleh realita fiksi, di mana ia harus hidup berdampingan dengan sosok yang seharusnya dibenci bukan dicintai-dan akan berakhir dengan kematian. Lantas, apa yang akan dilakukan gadis itu? ----------

"Spider's Diary" is a dark, intimate journal written from the perspective of an observer living on the edge between sleep and wakefulness. Each entry is a short story weaving everyday life with symbolism, unease, and the tender brutality of thought. It is a tale of sensitivity, memory, and chaos hidden in small moments - read like a web: piece by piece, yet most powerful when you fall into the whole.

News from the last town at the end of the world. Waymond Throckmorton is a local news reporter for a town which may or may not be the last town at the end of the world but no one really knows these things. Read about important developments like the specific concerns of the community Group 'CITIZENS WITH A SPECIFIC CONCERN'. Get weather updates, like 'Sun Sensitivity High Today, so be extra nice to the sun.' Discover how the community keeps track of all the teeth and legs coming in but never out of town. Normal things from a normal community of normal people.

„Pamiętnik Pająka" to mroczny, intymny dziennik pisany z perspektywy obserwatora żyjącego na granicy snu i jawy. Każdy wpis to krótka historia splatająca codzienność z symboliką, niepokojem i czułą brutalnością myśli. To opowieść o wrażliwości, pamięci i chaosie ukrytym w drobnych momentach - czytana jak sieć: fragment po fragmencie, ale najlepiej działa, gdy wpadniesz w całość.

a depressed boy gets reincarnated into the world of SKIBIDI TOILET (THIS IS A REPOST OF MY SKIBIDI REBORN NOVEL AND YES I AM THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR I LOST MY MAIN ACCOUNT SO I AM USING THIS ACCOUNT INSTEAD!)

I wasted a year trying to outsmart my own brain. I wrote rules for how to think, then rules for how to read the rules, until I couldn't do anything else. This is an attempt to verbalize that.

He wasn't born an angel. He worked his way to angelhood. He earned his place among them by centuries of serving God. Only to be assigned the most demeaning jobs of all, counting and reporting human sins. An endless loathing to lowly humans lead the angel to one sin which wipes away all he has been working for and turns him into the being he despised the most, a human. On a journey to find his way back up, the angel struggles to cope with all the inconveniences of being human. He doesn't only have to worry about food and shelter, he also finds himself in trouble with all other beings lurking in the shadows unseen by humans and now by him too. Soon, the angel starts to count his own sins. Can the Angel find his way back up or will he drown too deep into the sinful life of a human? [PG-13 - Mention of Alcohol, Violence, Corruption and Suicide] - New Chapter once a week. - I am new to Wattpad, so please feel free to give me some constructive feedback; Encouragement and votes (that little star button) would be great too 🥲 #4 Absurd #5 Theology #20 Wisdom #67 Islam

Everybody was beautiful. No matter where she looked, all who surrounded her, coming and going along the busy night-streets of the city, were staggeringly beautiful. A short story exploring self perception and self obsession --- and its destructive nature.