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The Pessimal Refrain by Djaysnider
The Pessimal Refrainby Darrin Snider
Few people will remember the legacy of "Maanthaung," the "Fakabilly Swing" revolution, or the tiny tourist trap town of Weaver Bay. Few people will r...
Crazy Family  by HazelCrist
Crazy Family by Hazel Christ
once upon a time there was a family of Kim Namjoon that was full of crazy people...
 The Iron Sentinel (MGE x OP male reader) by WeabooCyborgNEO
The Iron Sentinel (MGE x OP male...by tech_priest_of_ordo_theoretic...
In the Middle realm where souls were moving from realm to realm . There was and there is The Keeper of Realms . And he chooses you to clean up Creators mess in AU of MGE...
LOVE BLOSSOMS(COMPLETED) by anuradhasivaraman
India is always known for its beauty and richness. In ancient days people could either recognize India as a land of spice or sages. India is not only admired and envied...
Coffee Crisis in Space by CordCreatesnonsense
Coffee Crisis in Spaceby CordCreatesnonsense
This universe is a vast ever-expanding ocean of void. Only the truly gifted are granted the privilege of traversing it. Mankind however, would be given this ability for...
The Heroine Is In Love With Me by idkyrusogay5moar
The Heroine Is In Love With Meby AllThingsGay&Beautiful
I'm A Beautiful Woman In Men's Clothes And A Villainess But I'm In Trouble ~ The Psychopathic Heroine Who Resembles My Lost Love Comes To Capture Me While Taming The Mac...
Watchers by maeorwell
Watchersby Mae Orwell
On America's favorite TV show, the only prize is getting out alive. Daniel is an affluent Senator's son who has just been disowned over his gender transition. When he's...
Soap - Book 1 - "Should've listened to Joe" - Kaiju Paradise by wet_mouse
Soap - Book 1 - "Should've listene...by nixii
In Laminax Labs, there is guards everywhere, scientists working on chemistry and biology on living human beings. Kat, one of these scientists is always kind to the subje...
Everyone Died+My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse by AaronRubicon
Everyone Died+My iPhone Stopped Wo...by AaronRubicon
*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" i...
𝘼𝘽𝙎𝙐𝙍𝘿. ✧*:*✧ 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙠𝙪 𝙞. 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 by yomomori
𝘼𝘽𝙎𝙐𝙍𝘿. ✧*:*✧ 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙠𝙪 𝙞...by yomoi
!! 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 !! 𝙖𝙗·𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙙 | : 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮 𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚, 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙, 𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙪𝙤𝙪𝙨. ↳ the one wor...
Chaos Begins |One More High School Comedy, Book 1| by Kathy_Marwin
Chaos Begins |One More High School...by Kathy M ⚡
𝗔 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿-𝗱𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗯𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗱 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗼𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽...
shadows and secrets by AsmaeAinoussi
shadows and secretsby Asmae Ainoussi
A good poetry book is a journey through the human experience, a collection of words that touch on the deepest emotions and the most profound truths. It invites the reade...
Ping Pong Fella by MrSprinkles0
Ping Pong Fellaby Mr. Sprinkles
A madman. A sarcastic teen. Two people thrown into a situation they never dreamed of. One must prevail. Captain Jackhammer. A man of many chains. He's a recently divorc...
Spark - Book 1 in The Gerund Scribbles - V1/Draft by Prone2Failure
Spark - Book 1 in The Gerund Scrib...by
Tuesdays are the most boring days. For 99% of Capital City, this is shaping up to be a pretty boring Tuesday. This includes Emma, who probably needs a little more sleep...
Upside Down, Around, & Absolutely Absurd | TXT FF ✅ by UltraAquarian
Upside Down, Around, & Absolutely...by 🌊🌊🌊
*Book 1 In Optical Illusion Series* Five boys reach the time to enter Monzara, Institute Of The Arcane. These five boys had no idea of what lied ahead, nor did they kno...
Vincent's Where-abouts by PenVelvet
Vincent's Where-aboutsby inactive account
This is the story, of a protagonist born into a dimension where anything can happen, including the absurd ones. You're only getting the first part. It's been long since...
Weirdly weird  by anujshah1991
Weirdly weird by anujshah1991
Weirdly weird horror and psychological thriller short stories from my classically psychotic mind (just an illusion). Read on
The worst story on wattpad by ilovebooksandfandoms
The worst story on wattpadby ilovebooksandfandoms
This story is a piece of art. its true literature like Jane Austen and shakes pear. Jenny Is the good girl of Hampton high school. Alec is the most popular bad boy in th...
Fiction Club Vol 1. by DeadEyeDucky
Fiction Club Vol 1.by Glenn J.D Smith
Sydney 'Sid' Gates is a problem solver. He has to be. He's friends with Samantha Carlton, who is the very definition of a klutz and an airhead. On the first day back at...
The Cutest Demon Lord by Albein_Alexia
The Cutest Demon Lordby Albein_Alexia
One day out of nowhere, Kaede is summoned to another world. One eerily similar to New World Online with one key difference. As she treads the same path she once took, Ka...