Absurde Stories

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Absurd (BTS X CROSSDRESSER) by Ppop-Rise
Absurd (BTS X CROSSDRESSER)by TigerBun
You've always dreamt of becoming an idol but. . . not like this. (WARNING: THIS IS A CRACK FIC. It is in no way serious, and it probably has a bunch of typos and grammat...
The Heroine Is In Love With Me by idkyrusogay5moar
The Heroine Is In Love With Meby AllThingsGay&Beautiful
I'm A Beautiful Woman In Men's Clothes And A Villainess But I'm In Trouble ~ The Psychopathic Heroine Who Resembles My Lost Love Comes To Capture Me While Taming The Mac...
LOVE BLOSSOMS(COMPLETED) by anuradhasivaraman
India is always known for its beauty and richness. In ancient days people could either recognize India as a land of spice or sages. India is not only admired and envied...
A Complete Waste of Time by AmoralCrackpot
A Complete Waste of Timeby Steve Arviso
Two-dimensional adaptations of one-dimensional material from "Amoral Crackpot" Steve Arviso.
Snape's little | Harry Potter by Nimphxdora
Snape's little | Harry Potterby Nimphxdora
"Now, add six newt eyes" "O- okay" "Six Nevile, not seven! Oh no" ☁︎ Harry was making a potion with Nevile when a mistake was made and it e...
The Coagulum by DonBoye
The Coagulumby Malumi Adeboye
"We all left the scene of the crime, committed by death, with stony faces. Every man glancing at another, before withdrawing into our individual abode of thoughts t...
 The Iron Sentinel (MGE x OP male reader) by WeabooCyborgNEO
The Iron Sentinel (MGE x OP male...by tech_priest_of_ordo_theoretic...
In the Middle realm where souls were moving from realm to realm . There was and there is The Keeper of Realms . And he chooses you to clean up Creators mess in AU of MGE...
Sharing is Caring by jungjoonyoung5555
Sharing is Caringby NotJJY
This is not a love triangle. *** TEASER *** Alan's eyes half shut when he sees how the distance between him and Ben nearly closed when suddenly, "No!!!" David...
Watchers by katemaddenbooks
Watchersby Kate Madden
On America's favorite TV show, the only prize is getting out alive. Daniel is an affluent Senator's son who has just been disowned over his gender transition. When he's...
The Greatest Myths, Legends, Fables, Fairy Tales, & Short Stories Ever Told. by Huxleys_World
The Greatest Myths, Legends, Fable...by Frank Andrews
A collection of ridiculous, comedic, short-stories, tales, legends, myths, fables, and fairy tales dealing with various themes, and genres. Highlighting the absurdities...
Everyone Un-Died + My Gardener Bit Me: The Oral History of the Zombie Apocalypse by AaronRubicon
Everyone Un-Died + My Gardener Bit...by AaronRubicon
"Sure, it was robots this time. But who's to say that it won't be zombies next time? And when the zombies do come, who's going to be ready for it? Me." - Marie...
Everything You Know Is Wrong by CharlesSmith9
Everything You Know Is Wrongby Charles Smith
Felix is shunted through time, and learns the secret history of the world: aliens begrudgingly created humanity to clean up after an accident, there were at least 5 Worl...
Qīng Lián by santcat
Qīng Liánby santcat
[WANGXIAN] General Wei Wuxian of Qishan Kingdom was a force to be reckoned with in a battlefield. Yet, his omega sighed like a lovestruck maiden at the sight of the col...
Playing With Matches by Sam_le_fou
Playing With Matchesby Sam Camp
Chuck Colt, a cowardly and highly neurotic ghost, must find a way to reunite his soul to his newly zombified body before dawn, lest his (un)death becomes permanent. ...
Flirting With Disaster by Sam_le_fou
Flirting With Disasterby Sam Camp
Calliope, the Greek muse of epic poetry, is forced to update her resume for the XXI century, and show her pedantic ex-husband that she still has what it takes to stay re...
The Cutest Demon Lord by Albein_Alexia
The Cutest Demon Lordby Albein_Alexia
One day out of nowhere, Kaede is summoned to another world. One eerily similar to New World Online with one key difference. As she treads the same path she once took, Ka...
Absurd Haikus, an Autobiography by jimrileyenlight
Absurd Haikus, an Autobiographyby Jim Riley
Poems tug against the leash of the constraints of meaning. Words pull back. Highest ranks, #1 in Surrealism, #1 in Absurdity.
Everyone Died+My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse by AaronRubicon
Everyone Died+My iPhone Stopped Wo...by AaronRubicon
*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" i...
The worst story on wattpad by ilovebooksandfandoms
The worst story on wattpadby ilovebooksandfandoms
This story is a piece of art. its true literature like Jane Austen and shakes pear. Jenny Is the good girl of Hampton high school. Alec is the most popular bad boy in th...
The misadventures of a Main Character | √ by Wolfwhistle
The misadventures of a Main Charac...by Gin Wolfe
***Previously Wattpad Featured Story*** Meet your run-of-the-mill protagonist: Main Character. In this fantasy (spoof) of an epic adventure, Main embarks on a quest to c...