Absurde Stories

Dave is crushing under the boredom of summer. After his life-threatening time in the city, he couldn't wait to get back with his friend Joe, who got him through it all...

A series of stories written to make you laugh so hard that you faint (hopefully not). Watch me put myself in the most ridiculous, hyper-specific and bizarre situations p...

New Parts Every Day! - A loyal servant to King Gessler will stop at nothing to please his beloved master, even orchestrating a malevolent plot against the young son of G...

A Collection Of Badly Written Poetry And Fiction Designed To Make You Tear Out Your Eyes And Curse My Name Until The End Of Time...

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies fr...

➥ 𝑶𝒉, 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒏, 𝒅𝒐 𝒘𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔, 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒍𝒚? ──────────────── ⤷ 𝑰𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄...

Abandoned by the famous novelist who gave birth to her, Evangeline is being raised in a trailer park by a scruffy cat who smells like burnt toast, and the wind-up chambe...

I should've never been born among these sinners. I should've never been born on Earth. I should've never ended up with these people, but here I am...If only these people...

In a fed-up America, the Hope Party-led by a wholesome veterinarian-wins the presidency on a promise of simple decency. What follows is the most chaotic, innocent, and h...

Welcome to the library, a realm born from the depths of a twisted mind, where logic pirouettes with madness and chaos reigns supreme. Here, the absurd and extraordinary...

The Kingdom of Bohica "Where prophecy is a part time job, magic runs by bureaucracy, and absolutely everyone is the Chosen One... just, not today." The land a...

A collection of absurd short stories where logic collapses, meaning misfires, and the ordinary turns grotesquely profound. Each tale bends reality until it snaps, reveal...

A Collection Of The Most Simple Kind...

Lingling this is Orm. Orm this is Lingling . [Silence ] - What's your last name ? - Kwong - I love you LINGLING KWONG - uh ? - My cutie 2G girlfriend, let's write stori...

A collection of ridiculous, comedic, short-stories, tales, legends, myths, fables, and fairy tales dealing with various themes, and genres. Highlighting the absurdities...

This is a funny fairy tale. A princess and her daughters try to get their magical jewels back. A story I originally told on Instagram.

Julie has a long day at work... and has to make an unexpected request at the end of her shift. The kind that drives her nuts.

The Obama Journal is dedicated to all of the Conservative wingnuts and wackadoodles that dominate the internet and social media , who believe every conspiracy and contro...

Title: Fortress of Solitude (and Foam Darts) In a rare moment of downtime, three of the galaxy's toughest warriors-Master Chief, Doomguy, and Isaac Clarke-build a pillow...

A random AU I'm accidentally made, About The Beast who we're a Teacher, also a Human (Of course since I suck at describing Cookie Body part or sum). Or they also known i...