Because why not? Welcome to Arkie being a mood for a whole chapter. This is A.C.B
Arkansas: OK, so, you know cilantro? It is one of the most disgusting things ever! Why would anyone like it?! It's gross and not really important!
A.C: Did you eat it before it was as a garnish?
Arkansas: ... Maybe. But I was hungry! And Louis wanted some mint and I bit one and it was fucking cilantro!
Michigan: And I'm shipped with this guy?
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Kansas: Talk to me Arkie.
Arkansas: I will shoot you in the knee if you talk to me before my coffee.
Kansas: *pointing to his coffee cup* Bu-
Arkansas: Shut the fuck up, flatso
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Michigan: Have you seen my coat?
Arkansas: *hiding in the jacket* NOPE!
Michigan: ;:/
Texas: HOW DO Y'ALL SAY THOSE!
Montana: *dragging Texas by his hair while threating to scalp him*
TAKE TWO
Michigan: *staring directly at the jacket* Are you sure?
Arkie: Absolutely.
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Arkansas: *looking for Louis* Huh she's not here... POPEYE'S TASTES LIKE SHIT!
Louisiana: OHHH DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING DI- Arkie... Are you still mad?
Arkansas: That you made me eat soup that you put cilantro in? Yes, you know I have PTSD with cilantro.
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Kansas: I AM THE BEST KANSAS! ADMIT LOWLY SCUM!
Arkansas: Oh really Corny Kansas? *sips his coffee*
Kansas: *pouting* Don't call me that
Arkansas: Did you know if a pancake was the size of you you would be flatter?
I feel bad for making Arkansas sound like a jerk but that's how I at when I don't get coffee, so... yeah Bye, I guess. Thank you XxArkansasxX for the request