"I'm dead, but whatever. Here." Joshi said as she tossed a jade orb into the screen.
"More food for thee."
"I didn't ask to be perfect." Deku smiled as as he looked at the apple in his hand.
"I demanded it."
"How did you threaten God to do that??" Ibara asked as Deku sighed.
"It was a joke."
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"DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!" Deku screamed as Todoroki kinda got scared by the threat.
"Wait, wha--"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"That is frightening." Shigaraki said as Deku smiled.
"Midoriya-shounen, don't do it." Toshinroi said before the greenett just pouted.
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"If what I think is happening is happening." Inko muttered as she stood beside Aizawa who is fully aware of what Inko was talking about.
"It better not be." Inko grumbled before seeing Todoroki get yeeted down by Deku.
"This is technically me if when he breaks his arms."
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"10 years in prison." Aizawa declared as Deku smiled.
"Well, sir. Maybe I can get you to change your mind." Deku flirted as Aizawa smiled.
"20 years."
"Wait--"
"Don't you dare get me on that level." Aizawa hissed as everyone looked at him with a confused face.
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"Why didn't you come last night? It was so fun." Inko asked as she looks down at Deku who was buried under a mountain.
"Mom, you know damn well why I didn't come last night so shut the hell up shady bi--"
"What was that honey?" Inko asked as Deku cowered away.
"It was nothing mom..." Deku whimpered as Inko smiled threateningly.
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"Hey I made us a new friendship bracelet." Toshinori said as Deku smiled.
"Nice, put it on me!" Deku said only to get a ownership band on his head.
"I could see this happening." Todoroki laughed before he looked at them in suspicion.
"Could you stop?? With the theory??"
"Never..."
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"Man you have shaving cream?" Toshinori said touching his beard.
"No I don't like the taste." Toshinori looked at Deku who was just playing with the apple in his hand.
"Wait, you eat shaving cream?"
"No why would I eat it if I don't like the taste??"
"That confuses me." Denki said dizzly as Jirou looked at him with a plain face.
"Because you dyslexia.."
"No, I can't see the
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"The building's on fire!" Kirishima said as Deku slept on the bed.
"Like how big is the fire?"
"Like, really big." Kirishima panicked as the roof was completely charred by the fire.
"Okay.." Deku calmly says as he lazily crawls out of bed.
"Why are you acting like it's normal??" His classmates screamed as Deku just shrugged.
"I don't know, ask him. I'm not the person there."
"Nahh, I'm just immortal." They turned to see the Deku in the screen.
"Ay yo, wassup?"
"HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!?!"
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"Bakugou this is a crime scene.." Kirishima said as Bakugou grabbed the remaining bowl of spicy curry off the table.
"Is the food the murder weapon? Get of my DICK."
"I don't know, it could be." Tsukauchi joked before sighing.
"Yes, Bakugou. The food could be the murder weapon."
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"Let me see what you have." Toshinori calmly smiled as Deku holds up a sword.
"A knife!"
"NO!"
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"Use conditioner they said." Deku grumbled as he walked down the stream.
"It's a good idea they said." Deku frowned as he focuses on the mirror.
"LOOK AT HOW I WOKE UP!" Deku screams as his hair was all over the place.
"WHAT THE FU--"
"It's a painful experience." Deku shivered as Sun-Midoriya (name's actually Sun-Wukong)
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"Hey, son. Have you ever drank alcohol, taken drugs or had sex?" Inko asked as Deku looked at her in confusion.
"Uhh...No?"
"I TOLD YOU WE WERE RAISING A PUSSY."
"I prefer a well-behaved son than a drunk crackhead, in my opinion. But either way I still love him." Inko said as Deku sighed.
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"Earthling, take me to your leader." Bakugou demanded as Deku sighed and points over at Denki who was attacking Jirou.
"Why are you attacking me??" Jioru looked so confused as Denki looked at the screen in even more confusion.
"I have no idea either."
"Oh my god. I'm so sorry." Bakugou said trying not to laugh.
"I'M SORRY FOR US." Deku screamed before Denki smite someone.
"Bro, that smite though." Sun-Midoriya smirked before Deku sweat-dropped.
"Tell me about it." PerseDoriya (Persephone Midoriya) said, munching on a pomegranate before looking at Todoroki and waving at him.
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"Hey I'm your dad." Endeavor said to the baby.
"I gotta be ugly."
"What do you mean?"
"Bring me a mirror." Endeavor pulled out a mirror to show Todoroki but his right side of his face has exposed his bones.
"Now take it away god damn."
"I think he's got it worse." Todoroki muttered as Dabi chuckled.
"I'm pretty sure it is."
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"Honestly I really like guys." Todoroki said as Deku gasps in excitement looking at him from above the clouds.
"Geysers. They're one of earth's natural beauties." Todoroki said as Deku pouted and hid behind the cloud.
"Not cool man! Not cool!" Everyone turned to see ApoDoriya (Apollo Midoriya)with sun glasses and popcorn.
"You do not 180 me like that." ApoDoriya said as PerseDoriya sighed.
"I also like dudes." Todoroki said before Deku fell off the cloud.
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"Bro!"
"Bro!"
"Denki what the fuck?!" Kirishima gasps s Denki raised his arm which was missing.
"Oh yeah, I didn't tell you I lost an arm." Denki bluntly says as Kirishima stares at it in shock.
"What do you mean you just lost an arm??"
"The real question is how I lost my arm." Denki said before looked at him weirdly.
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"Let's go rob a bank or something." Denki laughs before the rest of the stays quiet before he just laughed nervously.
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"I'll have you know that I am a sweet treat." Uraraka said as Momo was just reading the Odyssey.
"I AM A FUCKING DELIGHT TO BE AROUND."
"One threatening way to say it." Sero said before the girls glared at him.
"DON'T ATTACK ME PLEASE!!"
(Apologies for brutal Mineta abuse. I just have no idea how to make him an even more significant character. XD)