Zayn Malik? But do I care?

By 1dlova19

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(Cringe warning. I started this when I first began writing) I wanted to slap everyone in their faces. All the... More

Your opinion? Your opinion
What have i done?
oh happy day? Oh crappy day when Zayn comes
Whoretney hears a who? The Day I dated Zayn
before I die....how's my hair?
Lies
Hayn Memories
Used? Puh-lease!
Rules? Rules..............screw you
I killed him
Luke Hemmings? 5SOS? Off your bike Michael
Sassy Niall? Daddy Niall? Excuse Me?
He's back? Nash? Where's Jack?
My date with Nash? I seriously wanted it to be Jack
I should be a member of Magcon
Dramatic Exits? Undercover? Carrot songs? He cheated
Her? Of all irrelevant exes, why her?!?! Lady sarcasm
I assume your wedding dress wont be white?
Hash or Neven? Calm Yo Tits!
Contain my sarcasm?
Back together again? I think i know who A is
Lessons from Hunter? Sassy Niall is back! Niall's a monkey!
He wants me back? Meeting Tyler Oakley
She said what?!?!
Hunter Zayn? I'm not rude, you just cant handle my attitude
I'm the master now! Kim Kardashian game?
When Zayn stops breathing, I'll lose my voice
Hillary's freaken flaming fudgeballs! Zayn's a treble
Perrie's a murderer and I'm unwanted
Sorry, I didn't know you were allergic to bitch repellant
Why is Niall's ringtone The Band Perry?
If I had a choice between you and hell
Did I fall? No! I laid down without moving my legs
Ashton? Who's Ashton?
So... is this the part where I care?
Smother Nature
My brother is Australian?
This A stuff is getting old
Im a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way
Bruh, is you mad or nah?
Bye Felecha
Too much ego to get kidnapped
Nutella is better than love
Im obviously better than you
Im Irish. I speak English
its a game
Rehab? Autocorrect
Michael Jackson Experience
You sir, are a moron. Siri is rude
I cant with all these feels
All she does is hate hate hate hate hate
The devil himself wouldn't dare wear that much red
Like a box of crayons
Haters back off!
Zayns breaking point
Rap off
Uhh...I-I- I'm naked
Does Dana know?
You told her?
How come his Zayn doll comes with accessories?
For your information, its Destiny's Child
Is murder legal if everyone hates him?
Running away
Poor and Parentless
Theres only one yellow brick road
Egg rolls are organic burritos and Oompah Loompas
He's a stripper?
What do you mean by no?
I care
For the love of Louis
I can hear it calling me
I almost had to be nice to you
Nutella is not a person
Lana Del Nay
Manipulation
Not Stalking.... Protecting
let's go to T.K Max
Jabir Harry Malik
playing his game
Bam! Poof! Irrelevant begone!
Coachella and Starbucks
Animal Control
Zayn likes to take puffs from his cancer sticks
Everyone keep your paws to yourself
Results
I'll change my mind
Cuddle Bears and Piglets
Demons Haunt the Heart
Erithacus rubeculaIn and Llamas
Trips and Mrs Anonymous
Puzzles and Justin Beiber
Stop loving in the past
Not Broken Nor Damaged
Questioning Death
Chicken Suspicion
Lemons, Limes, Racists, and Bronchitis
"Daddy....kill him"
BSE, OPT's And Options
Gold Stars and Willies Over Air
A Family Of Slayers
Bruhs and Kys
Zayonce and Zaynacondas
Pinching Nippies and Ironies
Photos and innocence
I'm not Bella
Reality Check
Downy Commercials and Idiocy
Illusions and Teenage Dreams
7 years, 3 days, and 9 hours
Puppets and distractions
Introverts
Meows and criticism
Yes Jessica
Duffs and Mean Girls
Happy Little Pills and Strong
Health and Fornication
Consensual Kidnapping
I'm Addicted To You
Feed Me Your Lies
A Mother Knows Her Child
Recognisable Heartbeat
A Comparison
Really? Really Daddy?
Halo's and Challenges
From Bella to Becky
Becky and Emily
Sinners and Assholes
Muffled Sobs and Expectations
Living With A Nun
Society Hates Me
Let Me Die For Me
Accidental Love
The Taste Of Your Lips
You Are My Lungs
Can't or Won't?
Elements and Resurrections
Potatious Love ❤
❤Actions and Thoughts❤
You Can't Tell
Apples and Drive Thrus
Breathe. Remember to Breathe
Look Me In The Eyes
No Love For Me
Guns and Cells
Stereotypes and Juno
Growing Up
Bigamy
All The Wrong Reasons
Pain and Suffrage
Remember?
Daddy Issues
Hidden Orphans and Green Eyes
Superheroes and Genetics
Missed Calls and Broken Promises
4 Letter Word
He Has Your Anger
I Need You
Precariousness
Exsqueeze Me?
5 Cuts For Zayn
Anger and Hooded Figures
Helen and Betty
Amber Alert
Beyond Perfection
Covetous and Aquisitive
Insecurities and Immaturity
Trust Issues
Fear Me
Sorry, I'm A Woman
Abandoned
Monsters Deserve to Breathe
Pwease?
Fuckboys
Disappearance
"Pillows are your only defense!"
Why Don't We Go There?
Puppy Love (*^3^)
Fears and Making Up
~Take The Blame~
Sanctimonious Heart ßreaker
So Do I
Don't Make Me Prove It
Broken Bird
I Didn't Hold You
Chest Pains
Holocene
Human
R.I.P To My Youth
Baby Potion
Last First Kiss
Understand
Contravene
Emperor and Empress
"I Love You!"
Countenance
Can I lick your abs?
"Guessing You're High."
You're My Muse
Do What You Do Best

Zayn's nudes

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By 1dlova19

You know that moment when you listen to a song and all of a sudden you're in tears? Listening to One direction made me cry. I shouldn't be crying. My husba- I don't like that word, Zayn is in the band

"Why are you crying?" Zayn asks pulling me into his arms

"The feels" I cried "Niall finally gets more solos"

"What?" He said with furrowed brows

"I'm so proud of him" I said "he improved so much"

"TF?" He said

"He's my favorite" I said "I ship Neaven so hard"

"What?" He repeats

"Did you hear his solo in fool's gold?" I ask "he think as I'm a distraction"

"Why are you in love with my best mate?" He said with anger in his almond eyes

"Because he's daddy af" I said "so is Liam"

"What?" He repeats again "I thought I was daddy af"

"Yeah but Zayn" I started "Liam's Mr. 11.2 inch and you're what? 1 inch?"

"That's mean" he huffed

"Don't be a baby" I said through tears "ring Niall and tell him to come"

"No" he said

"OK" I said "I'll just go over there when Jess is gone and he's all alone

- wait- Liam's there too"

"Hello Niall?" He said taking out his cell

"I'll be back" I said

"Where you going?" He asks

"To touch up my make up" I said in a duh tone "I can't let them see me like this"

(About an hour later)

"Hey Zayn" I called from the top of the stairs

"Yeah?" He said appearing at the bottom

"Are they here?" I asked

"Yes" he mutters before strolling off. I made my way down the stairs. Luckily I wasn't showing yet or my outfit would look innapropriate

"Hello boys" I said sitting as close to Niall as I could

"Hey Heaven" he smiled. Where is his crooked teeth?

"What happened?" I asked

"To what?" He says

"To your teeth" I said "why are they straight?"

"Because I got braces" he said "you've never seen me with crooked teeth"

"Yeah" I said "in pictures"

"Are you OK?" Liam asked "you seem a bit off colour"

"I am not off colour" I said

"Ignore her lads" Zayn said as he held an confused Jabir "she's in love with us"

"Not you" I said "just Niall"

"What about me?" He argues "your husband?"

"But he's so adorable" I said cupping Niall's face

"Are you sure you're OK?" He asks

"Yeah" I said "what's wrong snowflake?"

"My wife's flirting with my best mate right in front of me" Zayn said sending me a cold glare

"Honestly can you blame me?" I ask "look at how cute he is"

"While I'm flattered by your creepiness" Niall says "I have a bird and you have a husband"

"He doesn't have to know" I shrug him off

"Yeah well he's right here" Zayn says wedging himself between us

"Hello" I said to him

"Yeah its me Zayn, your husband who's holding our child" he said placing Jabir in my lap

"Helwo mummy" he says looking up at me

"Yeah hi" I said before turning my attention back to Niall "Heaven Horan has a nice ring to it don't you think?"

"How about Heaven Horan the girl that'll be in trouble is she doesn't stop?" Zayn says "can I see you for a sec?"

"You're already looking at me" I said. I hand Jabir to Liam as he begins to shoot daggers at me

"Daddy" Jabir called as Zayn basically dragged me out of the room

"Be back J" he says before lifting me all the way to our room "what do you think you're doing?"

"Just having a little fun" I said with an innocent smile

"Yeah well if you don't stop we'll have a problem" he said "don't make me have to kill Niall"

"Don't touch my snowflake" I said smacking him

"Please tell me you're joking" he said with pleading eyes

"Nope" I said "I'm a directioner now"

"What?" He says wide eyed

"Don't worry I won't drool over any Liam nudes" I said "just yours"

"I do t have any nudes" he says with furrowed brows

"Oh thank the gods" I said with a sigh of relief "I'm so glad you didn't really sent those pictures to Perrie, I was getting ready to kill you"

"Where'd you hear that?" He asks

"There's this rumor going around about you sending nudes to Perrie and she backed them up on ICloud which led to someone finding it and releasing it" I explain "but you can tell its photoshopped considering the fact that most of your tattoos are missing and the time you and Perrie first got together you had your hair like Niall, Liam, and Louis'"

"Well the fact that you know all of that is creepy" he started "but good thing is, its not real"

"It better not be" I said "I really was going to kill you"

"OK" he said "now could you please stop flirting with my mates?"

"Jealous?" I tease

"Very" he said wrapping his arms around my waist

"Don't worry" I said "I don't see them that way"

"Good" he smiles "mine"

"I'm not a toy" I said

"Mine" he repeats "and mine only"

"Remember that next time you go on tour" I said

"I don't wanna have to leave you" he said as he rests his chin on my shoulder

"Dang babe" I said "even your chin game is strong"

"I promise you Heaven Lovely Malik" he says with a chuckle "I will figure you out"

"And I promise to never let you" I said getting out of his grip "now if you excuse me, I have to go check on our son"

"Yeah right" he said "you just want a reason to see Niall"

"That too" I said as I made my way down

"Mummy" Jabir said running over to me

"Yeah?" I ask bending down to his level

"Uncle Niall leave" he said "he say he fwaid of you"

"Is uncle Liam here?" I ask

"Yeah" he said taking my hand and leading me to Liam

"Hey Liam" I said and he groaned

"Hey" he said

"Don't worry I was just messing with Zayn" I said and he relaxed

"How are you guys doing by the way?" He asks

"We're better" I say "I'm guessing Niall told you?"

"He can't keep a secret" he said

"Yeah he kinda made that clear when he told Zayn about me being in love with him" I said remembering the time I accidentally mistook Niall for Mark and ended up spilling everything

"But at least it turned out good" he said with a smile

"Yeah" I said

"Why are we so close?" He states the fact that there was literally no space between us

"Yeah" a voice said making me jump "why are you so close?"

"Uh........" I trailed off

"Mine" he says sitting in between us "I told you, mine and only mine"

"I swear it was nothing" I said frantically

"Better not be" he snarled "don't try to steal my girl Liam, we literally have a song about people attempting to steal our girls, why would you do that Liam? Don't be a hypocrite"

"DA FAQ?" I said confused

"Um....I guess I won't steal your girl then?" Liam says giving me a questioning look

"Good" Zayn says "I won her heart, I worked for it. You can't take it"

"Uh I guess" he says "can I please leave now?"

"Yeah" I said. He bolted for the door "what was that about?"

"Just letting them know who you belong to" he says

"Why are you being so possessive?" I ask

"Because" he started "I don't want you to think I want you to go"

"Zayn" I said "we discussed this, I'm never leaving"

"Can't afford to lose you" he says

"I guess not" I say still confused

"Mummy" Jabir says coming into the sitting room "wook at me"

"You're wearing make up" I laugh

"I wike these shoes" he said "they make me tall like daddy"

"Please take that off of him" Zayn begged me "I don't want my son parading in heels and makeup"

"But d-" Zayn cut him off

"No buts" he says and I snicker

"Mummy" he said running over to me in tears "daddy be mean"

"Sorry babe" I said as he climbed onto my lap

"Daddy's sorry" Zayn says with a guilty look

"Wanna go to daddy?" I asked

"No" he said making Zayn frown "Daddy?"

Zayn looked up with tears in his eyes

"I sowwy daddy" he said going over to him "don't cwy, I so sowwy"

"Its OK J" he said "its not your fault"

Did he just steal my thing?

"Don't be a hypocrite Zayn" I said using his line against him "stop stealing things"

He looked to me with furrowed brows
That's right. Be confused
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Here's a quick update. Did you guys hear the rumor? I think the pictures are fake. There's no way Zayn would send nudes....well I mean Perrie wouldn't be that stupid to put them on ICLoud

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