"This was the first song for the Best of Heathers kind of thing." Joshi explained as she placed in the DVD whilst reliving the old times she did this.
"I feel scared now, knowing it's a bit--" Momo did a so-so gesture, which confused some people, because short term memory.
"Yeah, whatever. Let's just start." Yuki said as she hit play.
"September 1st, 1989. Dear Diary." Izuku narrated as SHE walked down to the school.
"Ho, boi. Another female Midoriya." Mineta drooled, only to get baked by fire on his seat.
"I believe I'm a good person. Ya know, I think there's good in everyone, but here we are first day of senior year. I look around at all these kids I've known all my life and I ask myself: What happened?" Izuku said as she opens the doors to the school to see absolute chaos.
"Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-Eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!" Labels being yelled as Izuku just rolled her eyes.
"Man, that's harsh." Denki huffed as Kirishima hummed in agreement.
"We were so tiny, happy and shiny, playing tag and getting chased." Izuku said before ducking down and dodging everything being throw at her
"Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!"
"Singing and clapping, laughing and napping, baking cookies, eating paste." Izuku recalled before passing by a bunch of people squabbling each other.
"Eating paste?" Momo and Iida questioned as some people blushed in embarrassment or also questioned the phrase.
"Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback!"
"Then we got bigger. That was the trigger, like the Huns invading Rome." Izuku sang before accidentally bumping into Iida
"Sorry!" She apologized but the glassed boy just rolled his eyes.
"Welcome to my school. This ain't no high school: this is the Thunderdome." Izuku huffed as she opens her locker.
"Hold your breath and count the days, we're graduating soon." Izuku sighed as he grabs her books and slams her locker. Seeing people pointing at him.
"White trash!"
"College will be paradise, if I'm not dead by June!" She sang as everyone passed by him.
"Why must you assume you're dead?" Todoroki whines in an upset manner as Izuku sighed.
"My life before U.A"
"But I know, I know, life can be beautiful. I pray, I pray for a better way. If we changed back then, we could change again. We can be beautiful..." Izuku sang before she sees Tetsutetsu bumping into Ibara.
"Ow!" Tetsutetsu yelled as Izuku stared at him with pity.
"Just not today." Izuku sang before approaching the silver-haired boy.
" Hey, are you okay?" Izuku asked as the boy shoved him off.
"Get away, nerd!"
"Hostile much?"
"Sorry Midoriya!"
"Oh, okay."
"Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo! Homo! Homo!"
"Things will get better soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown." Izuku sang as she dreams of her dream schools.
"Big dreams, kiddo. Big dreams." All Might said as Izuku laughed in embarrassment.
"Wake from this coma, take my diploma, then I can blow this town." Izuku sighed.
"Arsonist!" Dabi said as Izuku frowned at the ravenett.
"Dream of my ivy-covered walls and smoky French cafes..." Izuku twirled as she imagained the scene behold, accidentally bumping into Denki.
"Watch it!"
"Fight the urge to strike a match and send this dump ablaze!" Izuku sang furiously as she held a box of matches in hand, only for it to be a lunch tray that was plunged to the ground by Denki.
"More arsonistic lines."
"Ooooops~"
"Denki Kamnari. Third year as linebacker. And eighth year of smacking lunch trays and BEING A HUGE DICK." Izuku yelled out loud, only for Denki to walk up on her with a threatening tone.
"Big dick?" Shinsou laughed as Denki starts assaulting him with a blush.
"What did you say to me skank?"
"Aahhh... Nothing." Izuku said as she waved his hands before Denki walks away.
"But I know, I know, I know. Life can be beautiful. I pray, I pray, I pray. For a better way.
We were kind before; we can be kind once more. We can be beautiful..." Izuku sang only to get scared by someone from behind her
"Agh!... Hey Uraraka!"
"Hey." She greeted as Izuku wraps an arm around her and pinches her cheeks.
"I'm doing that to you now." Deku said as he pinches her cheeks, making her whine in pain.
"Owww.."
"No, stop." Iida said as he pulled Uraraka away from Izuku.
"Aww... you're no fun."
"Uraraka Ochaco. My best friend since diapers."
"We on for movie night?" She asks as Izuku gave thumbs up.
"Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail." Izuku said nudging her sides.
"I rented 'The Princess Bride'."
"Again? Don't you have it memorized by now?"
"What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending."
"We're all suckers for happy endings." Aizawa sighs at the sad reality.
"'Raka Pillowface! Wide load! Honnnnnk!" Sero yelled, slamming down Uraraka's tray before running around like a kid.
"Kurt Kelly. Quarterback. He is the smartest guy on the football team."
"Nice."
"Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf." Izuku laughed as Sero walks up to his other football fiends.
"Oof, down graded at the next phrase." Denki laughed as he got yeeted on the head.
"Hey! Pick that up right now!" Izuku scolded as Sero nears him.
"I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?" Sero questioned as Izuku crossed her arms
"Yes, I am. I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend? You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant." Izuku retorted as Sero slightly blushed in embarrassment before pointing on her skin.
"... You have a zit right there." Everyone else in the lucnhroom laughed as Izuku throws a tray on Sero before rushing out.
"Dear Diary"
Mineta: Why do they hate me?
Uraraka: Why don't I fight back?
Tokoyami: Why do I act like such a creep?
Jirou: Why won't he date me?
Sato: Why did I hit him?
"Why do I cry myself to sleep?" All of them sang.
"I ask the same question every time." Aizawa said casually as everyone looked at him with worry.
"Sensei, are you okay?"
"I could ask the same to you."
"Somebody hug me! Somebody fix me! Somebody save me!
Send me a sign, God! Give me some hope here! Something to live for!" The student sang before the doors of the hall swung open, the lights overshadowing the figures that just walked in.
Everyone stared as two blonds and a redhead walked in.
"HOT DAMN!" Mineta drooled only to get a blindfold on his eyes.
"What the hell?!"
"No eye candy for you." Joshi said as the purple head cried in the corner.
"Damn." Bakugou and Kirishima chorused as they saw their alternates, head over heels for their significant other's alternates.
"Hey look, it's me!" Monoma boasted as Kendou, Tetsutetsu and Ibara looked at him with a passive annoyed expression.
"Ah!... Heather, Heather, and Heather!" The students sang as they walked down the hall.
"Then there's the Heathers. They float above it all." Izuku muttered as
"I love Heather, Heather, and Heather."
"Heather Kirishima . Head cheerleader. Her dad's loaded - he sells engagement rings." Izuku says as Kirishima waves at Denki who just smirked as she sat down on her spot in the lunchroom.
"So cute!" The girls squelaed as Bakugou covered his mouth, hiding the 'malicious' grin he had.
"I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather!"
"Heather Monoma. Runs the yearbook. No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants." Izuku muttered as Monoma was just checking on her nails.
"Lol, hate." Kendou lauged as Monoma huffed.
I want Heather, Heather, and Heather!
"And Heather Bakugou. The Almighty." Izuku says as the vicious blond sits down
I need Heather, Heather, and Heather...
"She is a mythic bitch. "
"Mythic bitch, ey?" Mina grinned as Bakugou flipped her off.
"They are solid Teflon - never bothered, never harassed. I would give anything to be like that." Izuku said as she points at the trio down the lunchroom.
"I'd like to be their boyfriend." Tetsutetsu drooled, looking at Kirishima who tied her hair back while munching on her sandwich.
"Why are we getting the perfect picture of female Kirishima, she's so cute omg--" The girls praised female Kirishima as the red head blush, flattered.
"That would be beautiful..."
"If I sat at their table, guys would notice me." Hagakure said as she sees an empty spot on their chair.
"So beautiful..."
"I'd like them to be nicer." Uraraka grumbled as she glared at the two blonds who were gossiping.
"That would be beautiful..."
"I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leaver her tied up for the rats!" Mineta drooled before everyone stared at him and attacked him.
"Okay, no. Get the fuck out of here." Mina said as she threw Mineta to the back seat of the cinema.
"Aww, come on!"
Izuku walked into the bathroom, only to freeze at the scene to see not one, but three of the Heathers in the bathroom. And vomiting. God, so gross.
"Grow up, Monoma. Bulimia is so '87." Bakugou huffed as Kirishima leans on the stall where Monoma was throwing up.
"Maybe you should see a doctor, Monoma." Kirishima suggested with concern as Monoma groans.
"Yeah, Kirishima. Maybe I should." Monoma sarcastically said.
"Ah, Heather and Heather." Midnight greeted as she entered the bathroom, only to hear Monoma vomiting from the stalls.
"... and Heather. Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting. You're late for class." Midnight said as the two girls out of the stall were just loitering inside. Izuku pulled out a pen and started forging a hall pass.
"Monoma wasn't feeling well. We're helping her." Bakugou excused as Midnight only laughed.
"Helping?" Kirishima joked as Bakugou couldn't help but laugh.
"Not without a hall pass you're not. A week's detention." Midnight said, only to feel a tap on her shoulder.
"Actually, Miss Midnight, all four of us are out on a hall pass. Yearbook committee." Izuku sighed as she handed the forging to the teacher.
"Forging of signature is absolutely illega--"
"I know, okay? That's not me!" Izuku excused as Todoroki smiled.
"Well, technically that is you, right?" Todoroki joked as Izuku shut down from over processing.
"I see you're all listed. Hurry up and get where you're going." Miss Midnight dismissed before giving the hall pass to Bakugou.
"This is an excellent forgery. Who are you?" Bakguou asked as Kirishima looks down at the forged piece.
"Izuku Midoriya. I crave a boon." Izuku said, before Bakugou glared at her.
"What boon?" Bakugou asked as Izuku hummed.
"Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think you guys tolerate me, they'll leave me alone...." Izuku said, before Bakugou and Kirishima giggled at the pathetic offer.
"Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes." Izuku said before Monoma peeps out from the stall.
"How about prescriptions?" Monoma asked before Bakugou shut him out.
"Shut up, Heather.
"Sorry, Heather."
Bakugou neared Izuku, inspecting her face before smiling.
"For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure." Bakugou said as Kirishima pinches Izuku's cheeks.
"And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important." Kirishima smiled as Monoma holds Izuku's hips.
"I am slightly worried about the mental stability of fem Kiri, because of that statment." Hagakure said as Tsuyu croaked in agreement.
"Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds." Monoma said as Izuku stared at her in offense.
"And ya know, ya know, ya know? This could be beautiful. Mascara, maybe some lip gloss,
and we're on our way. Get this girl some blush and Heather, I need your brush. Let's make her beautiful."
Let's make her beautiful...
Let's make her beautiful...
Make her beautiful...
"She's already beautiful you ingrates!" Todoroki yeled as Inko couldn't help but smile at the boy's declaration.
"Okay?"
"Okay!"
"Out of my way geek!" Sero yelled as Mineta cowered in the corner.
"I don't want any trouble - "
"You're gonna die at 3pm!" Denki threatened as they left.
"Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!" Momo and Jirou chorused as they passed Mineta who just cried on the halls.
"What'd I ever do to them?" Mineta screamed.
"Touch us." The girls chorused as Mineta whined from the complaint.
"Who could survive this? I can't escape this! I think I'm dying!" The students sang before Miss Midnight looked down the hall.
"Who's that with Heather?"
"Whoa. Heather, Heather, Heather..."
"And... someone!" Jirou said, looking from Momo's shoulder.
"Heather, Heather, Heather..."
"And a babe!"
Heather, Heather, Heather...
"Midoriya?!" Uraraka gasped as Izuku
Izuku was in front of Bakugou, her hair tied back neatly, and wearing a blue vest and skirt.
"And ya know, ya know, ya know life can be beautiful. You hope, you dream, you pray,
and you get your way! Ask me how it feels looking like hell on wheels...My God, it's beautiful!" Izuku sang excitedly as she twirls Uraraka around, while the Heathers looked at her satisfied of their work.
"And when you're beautiful... It's a beautiful frickin' day!" Izuku sang happily as she walked alongside the Heathers. Uraraka waved at her best friend, smiling as she sees her friend walking along the popular kids.
New normal starts for Midoriya, as she sits down with the golden trio.
"That's nice." Inko said as Joshi laughs.
"Wait til' you get to the middle and the last, everything goes downhill!" Joshi laughed as she picked up a black and red DVD that labelled HEATHERS: DOWNHILL PARTS.
"Can't wait for everyone to scream 'why' at me."
"Why, is Izuku gonna kill himself again?" Bakugou asked in extreme worry (which we all thought was impossible, but actually no, it's not).
"Why would I do that? Only he does that." Joshi said as he points at Alvarez sleeping in the corner.
"Wake me up when it's Meant To Be Yours."
"At least give us titles of the next songs from this musical." Jirou pleaded as Joshi sighed.
"You don't get to spoil anything after I tell you."
"I swear to the Muses." Jirou said as Joshi clicked her tongue.
"Fight For Me, Me Inside of Me, Meant To Be Yours and I Am Damaged." Joshi said as Jirou started to jump in excitement.
"So who's JD?"
"Isn't it obvious?"
"Omg, I'm gonna cry."
"Please don't."