tuggoffelees oneshots

By lilyflower50099

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it's in the title (ew i hate myself for writing that i am so sorry) but yea i'm s t a r v e d for tuggoffelee... More

a/n
one: im cold
two: sleepytime uwus
three: dramatical cats
four: that is the question!
five: that escalated quickly
six: the musical
seven: headcanons
eight: hEiGHt diFfEReNcE
nine: late
ten: swimming
eleven: marry me
twelve: narcoleptic (and possessed??? 😱😱😱 *emotional*)
Omigodyouguys
thirteen: caught part 1/3
fourteen: caught part 2/3
fifteen: caught part 3/3
sixteen: *sigh*
seventeen: goceries.
eighteen: my hero πŸ₯°
ninteen: @page9900
twenty: fluff
twenty one: sick
twenty two: 'wholesome' picnic
twenty three: look what the cat dragged in, part 1
twenty three: cat cafe
twenty five: look what that cat dragged in part 2 (kinda)
twenty eight: lwtcdi part 3
twenty six: bomba drama
twenty nine: moving in?????
twenty seven: twins???
thirty: goodbye
thirty one: dead son of a bitch
thirty two: dead son of a bitch: part 2
thirty three: surprise!
thirty three: dead son of a bitch: alternate part two
thirty four: happy birthday!!!
thirty five: doesnt care for a cuddle
thirty six: this is NOT the time
not an update
thirty seven: the party, part 1
thirty eight: f l u f f
thirty nine: happy holidays!
fourty: the party, part 2
fourty one: the party, part 3
fourty two: soulmate au
fourty three: camp lol
all (most of) my tuggoffelees gifs
all (most of) my saved tuggoffelees fanarts
fourty four: camp part 2
fourty five: another soulmate au
fourty six: tutor (highschool au) part 1
fourty seven: tutor part 2
fourty eight: double date
fourty nine: camping!!
fifty (sort of)
fifty one: secret messages
fifty two: ze television
fifty three: broadway because im bored af
fifty four: a puzzle
fifty six: make me, part 1
fifty seven: make me, part 2
fifty eight: cottagecore (because im a hopeless romanitc stfu)
fifty nine: wisdom teeth
sixty: uh snow ig
sixty one: board games
kind of an update but not really
sixty two: more board games
sixty three: card games
not an update but !!!!!
sixty four: i honestly dont even know. mistofflees in a dress idk
sixty five: the mall
sixty six: another college party because im running out of ideas
sixty seven: shy misto
sixty eight: yet Another party
seventy: yet Another party, part 2
seventy one: spiderman
seventy two: bar, part 1 (theres a hamilton reference in this one idfk)
seventy three: bar, part 2
seventy four: thunder
seventy five: fireworks
seventy six: houseplants
seventy seven: the fair
seventy eight: prince, part 1
seventy nine: prince, part 2
eighty: prince, part 3
eighty one: dont imagine...
eighty two: prince, part 4
not an updsye but rea d aheay
eighty three: idfk just read it
eighty four: being serenaded
eighty six: train au
not an update (but read anyway pwease)
also not an update but woah
eighty seven: the awefull battle of the pekes and the pollicles
eighty eight: ikea i guess
eighty nine: almost as angsty as harry potter in the 5th movie
ninety: sudoku
ninety one: ballet club? (highschool au)
ninety-two: facetime (highschool au again)
ninty three: another christmas one
ninety four: dream au
ninety five: weighted blanket
ninety-six: p i r a t e s
ninety seven: i c e i c e b a b y
ninety eight: 3,452 goddamn miles
not an update but read anyway
ninety nine: number neighbour
chapter one hundred: ballet part two (finally)
ayo

eighty five: actual cats this time

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By lilyflower50099

like cat-cats not the stage cats

     but it's been a while, no?

     ps just a reminder about misto's owner wren (they/them), and tugger's owner hannah (she/her)

third person pov (it's been a while)
     mistoffelees leaps effortlessly onto the porch banister, pacing along until he reaches the corner.

      as he looks around, he tries not to glare at things, but he can't help it, it's in his nature.

     he saw mailboxes, some with the flags up, and he saw humans walking dogs, he saw a nice, friendly-looking grey car go by— if cars could be friendly, of course.

     as mistoffelees kept looking around, he saw the other houses, though he couldn't care less about them. except for one, that is.

     he stares directly at the house directly across from his, waiting for the door to open.

     when it does, a tortoise-shell maine-coon cat bounds out very deliberately. he gallops his way across the street and up the stairs of the porch.

     mistoffelees jumps back down and greets his friend with a head-bump.

     "fluffy, please come back," tugger's human shouts, her hands cupped around her mouth to be louder.

      in response, tugger meows back at her.

     mistoffelees, on the other hand (paw), had taken it upon himself to meow and paw at his own door, even though there was already a special cat-door just for him.

     wren opens the door and picks their sleek black cat up, gesturing for tugger to come inside too. they wave apologetically at hannah, before closing the door again.

     tugger trots into the house and onto the living room couch.

      mistoffelees somehow manages to get onto the kitchen table.

      tugger decides he was bored of the couch, and so, he saunters into wren's study.

      the desk looks like a great place to hang out.

     tugger jumps onto the top of the desk, pawing at a piece of paper. it moves.

     being a curious cat, this intrigues tugger. he paws at the paper a little more. it moves a little more.

     eventually, there is a total of 6 papers on the floor, when tugger finally gets bored.

      he notices there is a drawer that happens to be open. how interesting.

     gingerly, tugger climbs into the drawer.  he settles all four paws into it and crouches down.

     he must've shifted his weight too far to one side, because the floor under him slides.

      suddenly, everything is dark. tugger tries wiggling, nothing happens. he tries pawing at the walls, still, nothing happens.

    at this point, the only logical solution is to make a fuss.

hi sorry i haven't updated for two days but i love you all

      uh also we're like 60 reads away from being at 10,000 and i was wondering if it'd be too narcissistic to make a cake?

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