tuggoffelees oneshots

By lilyflower50099

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it's in the title (ew i hate myself for writing that i am so sorry) but yea i'm s t a r v e d for tuggoffelee... More

a/n
one: im cold
two: sleepytime uwus
three: dramatical cats
four: that is the question!
five: that escalated quickly
six: the musical
seven: headcanons
eight: hEiGHt diFfEReNcE
nine: late
ten: swimming
eleven: marry me
twelve: narcoleptic (and possessed??? 😱😱😱 *emotional*)
Omigodyouguys
thirteen: caught part 1/3
fourteen: caught part 2/3
fifteen: caught part 3/3
sixteen: *sigh*
seventeen: goceries.
eighteen: my hero 🥰
ninteen: @page9900
twenty: fluff
twenty one: sick
twenty two: 'wholesome' picnic
twenty three: look what the cat dragged in, part 1
twenty three: cat cafe
twenty five: look what that cat dragged in part 2 (kinda)
twenty eight: lwtcdi part 3
twenty six: bomba drama
twenty nine: moving in?????
twenty seven: twins???
thirty: goodbye
thirty one: dead son of a bitch
thirty two: dead son of a bitch: part 2
thirty three: surprise!
thirty three: dead son of a bitch: alternate part two
thirty four: happy birthday!!!
thirty five: doesnt care for a cuddle
thirty six: this is NOT the time
not an update
thirty seven: the party, part 1
thirty eight: f l u f f
thirty nine: happy holidays!
fourty: the party, part 2
fourty one: the party, part 3
fourty two: soulmate au
fourty three: camp lol
all (most of) my tuggoffelees gifs
all (most of) my saved tuggoffelees fanarts
fourty four: camp part 2
fourty five: another soulmate au
fourty six: tutor (highschool au) part 1
fourty seven: tutor part 2
fourty eight: double date
fourty nine: camping!!
fifty (sort of)
fifty one: secret messages
fifty two: ze television
fifty three: broadway because im bored af
fifty four: a puzzle
fifty six: make me, part 1
fifty seven: make me, part 2
fifty eight: cottagecore (because im a hopeless romanitc stfu)
fifty nine: wisdom teeth
sixty: uh snow ig
sixty one: board games
kind of an update but not really
sixty two: more board games
sixty three: card games
not an update but !!!!!
sixty five: the mall
sixty six: another college party because im running out of ideas
sixty seven: shy misto
sixty eight: yet Another party
seventy: yet Another party, part 2
seventy one: spiderman
seventy two: bar, part 1 (theres a hamilton reference in this one idfk)
seventy three: bar, part 2
seventy four: thunder
seventy five: fireworks
seventy six: houseplants
seventy seven: the fair
seventy eight: prince, part 1
seventy nine: prince, part 2
eighty: prince, part 3
eighty one: dont imagine...
eighty two: prince, part 4
not an updsye but rea d aheay
eighty three: idfk just read it
eighty four: being serenaded
eighty five: actual cats this time
eighty six: train au
not an update (but read anyway pwease)
also not an update but woah
eighty seven: the awefull battle of the pekes and the pollicles
eighty eight: ikea i guess
eighty nine: almost as angsty as harry potter in the 5th movie
ninety: sudoku
ninety one: ballet club? (highschool au)
ninety-two: facetime (highschool au again)
ninty three: another christmas one
ninety four: dream au
ninety five: weighted blanket
ninety-six: p i r a t e s
ninety seven: i c e i c e b a b y
ninety eight: 3,452 goddamn miles
not an update but read anyway
ninety nine: number neighbour
chapter one hundred: ballet part two (finally)
ayo

sixty four: i honestly dont even know. mistofflees in a dress idk

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By lilyflower50099

hey remember when i had creative and witty titles? haha.

     also i learned how to play the good omens theme song on the piano, and it's in 3/4 time, which means you can waltz to it, and i know how to waltz, so... entertainment.

misto pov
     i glance one last time in the mirror, and smile, satisfied with my result. i found a flow-y white dress with little pink and purple flowers, and i put a belt around my waist. i debated putting shoes on, and i did, snow-white heels.

     i step carefully down the stairs, careful for two reasons: not to fall, and so tugger won't hear me.

     i sneak through the hallway and peek into the living room. tugger hasn't noticed me yet, so i press my back against the doorframe, reaching up as high as i can with my left hand, and holding myself up with my right.

     tugger looks at me, looks away, and looks back all within the same millisecond. "what in the nine circles of hell are you wearing?"

     i smile at him. "like it?"

    "of course i do! you look amazing in everything," he says, as though it's painfully obvious. "i'm just wondering, why..?"

    "i dunno, i felt like it." i turn my head a little and close my eyes.

     there's a slightly awkward silence, but who cares? i look amazing right now.

     "so... you wanna watch survivor?" he asks, gesturing to the tv.

     "one hundred percent yes." i push off the wall and speedwalk to the couch, letting tugger pull me by the hips into his lap.

this is the gayest thing i've ever written.




you're still here? oh ok well i'm gonna do some self promo

     i have a new book! it's about this guy whose mom was burned alive for being a  witch, and he doesn't really care, because he's a terrible person. and then he meets this other boy who's a witch, and the witch boy convinces him to avenge dead mom (hey mom, dead moOoOom) and they fall in love—

it's called 'welcome to tahotra' and the first chapter is out <3

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