tuggoffelees oneshots

By lilyflower50099

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it's in the title (ew i hate myself for writing that i am so sorry) but yea i'm s t a r v e d for tuggoffelee... More

a/n
one: im cold
two: sleepytime uwus
three: dramatical cats
four: that is the question!
five: that escalated quickly
six: the musical
seven: headcanons
eight: hEiGHt diFfEReNcE
nine: late
ten: swimming
eleven: marry me
twelve: narcoleptic (and possessed??? 😱😱😱 *emotional*)
Omigodyouguys
thirteen: caught part 1/3
fourteen: caught part 2/3
fifteen: caught part 3/3
sixteen: *sigh*
seventeen: goceries.
eighteen: my hero 🥰
ninteen: @page9900
twenty: fluff
twenty one: sick
twenty two: 'wholesome' picnic
twenty three: look what the cat dragged in, part 1
twenty three: cat cafe
twenty five: look what that cat dragged in part 2 (kinda)
twenty eight: lwtcdi part 3
twenty six: bomba drama
twenty nine: moving in?????
twenty seven: twins???
thirty: goodbye
thirty one: dead son of a bitch
thirty two: dead son of a bitch: part 2
thirty three: surprise!
thirty three: dead son of a bitch: alternate part two
thirty four: happy birthday!!!
thirty five: doesnt care for a cuddle
thirty six: this is NOT the time
not an update
thirty seven: the party, part 1
thirty eight: f l u f f
thirty nine: happy holidays!
fourty: the party, part 2
fourty one: the party, part 3
fourty two: soulmate au
fourty three: camp lol
all (most of) my tuggoffelees gifs
all (most of) my saved tuggoffelees fanarts
fourty four: camp part 2
fourty five: another soulmate au
fourty six: tutor (highschool au) part 1
fourty seven: tutor part 2
fourty eight: double date
fourty nine: camping!!
fifty (sort of)
fifty one: secret messages
fifty two: ze television
fifty three: broadway because im bored af
fifty four: a puzzle
fifty six: make me, part 1
fifty seven: make me, part 2
fifty eight: cottagecore (because im a hopeless romanitc stfu)
fifty nine: wisdom teeth
sixty: uh snow ig
sixty one: board games
kind of an update but not really
sixty two: more board games
not an update but !!!!!
sixty four: i honestly dont even know. mistofflees in a dress idk
sixty five: the mall
sixty six: another college party because im running out of ideas
sixty seven: shy misto
sixty eight: yet Another party
seventy: yet Another party, part 2
seventy one: spiderman
seventy two: bar, part 1 (theres a hamilton reference in this one idfk)
seventy three: bar, part 2
seventy four: thunder
seventy five: fireworks
seventy six: houseplants
seventy seven: the fair
seventy eight: prince, part 1
seventy nine: prince, part 2
eighty: prince, part 3
eighty one: dont imagine...
eighty two: prince, part 4
not an updsye but rea d aheay
eighty three: idfk just read it
eighty four: being serenaded
eighty five: actual cats this time
eighty six: train au
not an update (but read anyway pwease)
also not an update but woah
eighty seven: the awefull battle of the pekes and the pollicles
eighty eight: ikea i guess
eighty nine: almost as angsty as harry potter in the 5th movie
ninety: sudoku
ninety one: ballet club? (highschool au)
ninety-two: facetime (highschool au again)
ninty three: another christmas one
ninety four: dream au
ninety five: weighted blanket
ninety-six: p i r a t e s
ninety seven: i c e i c e b a b y
ninety eight: 3,452 goddamn miles
not an update but read anyway
ninety nine: number neighbour
chapter one hundred: ballet part two (finally)
ayo

sixty three: card games

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By lilyflower50099

misto pov
"want to play uno?" tugger asks, already holding the deck of cards.

"sure, but why don't we invite some people over; make a day out of it. uno is only fun when there's at least four players."

     "oh for sure," he says.

    i write out a text to alonzo, then copy it, and send it to munkustrap, demeter, victoria, and jemima.

•••

     everyone sits around the dining room table, holding their cards close to them. in this game, any previous trust is not withheld. i'm sitting beside tugger and alonzo.

     "i'm sorry tugger, but i have to do this," i say, heartbroken. i place down a black +4 card. there are audible gasps. i think jemima starts crying.

     "no, mistoffelees, you can't!" tugger says shakily. he unceremoniously pushes himself off the chair to kneel in front of mine. "please don't do this, i- i thought you loved me."

     i can almost hear munkustrap rolling his eyes. "this is absolutely pointless, just play the game," he mutters.

     all of us ignore him. "i do love you, please forgive me," i whisper.

     "i cant forgive you. not for this," he says, shaking his head and getting back on his chair. "but i will get revenge." he picks up four cards, and places a second +4 card. there are more gasps, louder this time. victoria nearly faints.

     "honestly you guys, it's just a game—" munkstrap mutters again. i cut him off.

     "you, you monster!" i say, standing up.

     "you left me no choice. i had to, mistoffelees," tugger says gravely. "pick up the cards, or you forfeit."

     i glare daggers at him while picking up four new cards.

      victoria, who's sitting on tugger's other side, lays down a reverse card. "redeem yourself. you cannot hurt my family like that," she says, also glaring at him. i've never seen her this upset before.

     tugger looks at her solemnly, and nods once. he places down a blue 5. a peace offering. he turns to me, getting on the floor again and taking my hand. "my love, what i have put you through, is unacceptable. please, please forgive me?"

     "you're forgetting that i hurt you too, dearest." i give him a small smile. "let's just accept that we both made mistakes, and move on."

"i don't even know why i agreed to come over—" munkustrap, once again, mutters.

     demeter gives him a light shove and whispers "they're having a moment."

     tugger brings my hand to his lips and kisses my knuckles. he moves back onto his chair, and i place down a blue 8. all is right with the world once again.

•••

bonus:
     after we said our thank yous and goodbyes, and everyone else was out of the house, tugger shoves my shoulders against the wall and leans in close.

     "i lied. i didn't forgive you. you made me pick up four cards. four, mistoffelees. and you haven't learnt your lesson yet, have you? i'm going to teach you." he growls.

     well, i wonder if anyone else has been shoved against a wall, and... punished for making their boyfriend pick up cards in uno. we'll never know.

hello my lovelies, this was suggested by @KaktusSenpai <3

anyway, that got kind of kinky at the end, but um i hope you liked it??

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