Zayn Malik? But do I care?

By 1dlova19

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(Cringe warning. I started this when I first began writing) I wanted to slap everyone in their faces. All the... More

Your opinion? Your opinion
What have i done?
oh happy day? Oh crappy day when Zayn comes
Whoretney hears a who? The Day I dated Zayn
before I die....how's my hair?
Lies
Hayn Memories
Used? Puh-lease!
Rules? Rules..............screw you
I killed him
Luke Hemmings? 5SOS? Off your bike Michael
Sassy Niall? Daddy Niall? Excuse Me?
He's back? Nash? Where's Jack?
My date with Nash? I seriously wanted it to be Jack
I should be a member of Magcon
Dramatic Exits? Undercover? Carrot songs? He cheated
Her? Of all irrelevant exes, why her?!?! Lady sarcasm
I assume your wedding dress wont be white?
Hash or Neven? Calm Yo Tits!
Contain my sarcasm?
Back together again? I think i know who A is
Lessons from Hunter? Sassy Niall is back! Niall's a monkey!
He wants me back? Meeting Tyler Oakley
She said what?!?!
Hunter Zayn? I'm not rude, you just cant handle my attitude
I'm the master now! Kim Kardashian game?
When Zayn stops breathing, I'll lose my voice
Hillary's freaken flaming fudgeballs! Zayn's a treble
Perrie's a murderer and I'm unwanted
Sorry, I didn't know you were allergic to bitch repellant
Why is Niall's ringtone The Band Perry?
If I had a choice between you and hell
Did I fall? No! I laid down without moving my legs
Ashton? Who's Ashton?
So... is this the part where I care?
Smother Nature
My brother is Australian?
This A stuff is getting old
Im a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way
Bruh, is you mad or nah?
Bye Felecha
Too much ego to get kidnapped
Nutella is better than love
Im obviously better than you
Im Irish. I speak English
its a game
Rehab? Autocorrect
Michael Jackson Experience
You sir, are a moron. Siri is rude
I cant with all these feels
All she does is hate hate hate hate hate
The devil himself wouldn't dare wear that much red
Like a box of crayons
Haters back off!
Zayns breaking point
Rap off
Uhh...I-I- I'm naked
Does Dana know?
You told her?
For your information, its Destiny's Child
Is murder legal if everyone hates him?
Running away
Poor and Parentless
Theres only one yellow brick road
Egg rolls are organic burritos and Oompah Loompas
He's a stripper?
What do you mean by no?
I care
For the love of Louis
I can hear it calling me
I almost had to be nice to you
Nutella is not a person
Lana Del Nay
Manipulation
Not Stalking.... Protecting
let's go to T.K Max
Jabir Harry Malik
playing his game
Bam! Poof! Irrelevant begone!
Coachella and Starbucks
Animal Control
Zayn likes to take puffs from his cancer sticks
Everyone keep your paws to yourself
Results
I'll change my mind
Zayn's nudes
Cuddle Bears and Piglets
Demons Haunt the Heart
Erithacus rubeculaIn and Llamas
Trips and Mrs Anonymous
Puzzles and Justin Beiber
Stop loving in the past
Not Broken Nor Damaged
Questioning Death
Chicken Suspicion
Lemons, Limes, Racists, and Bronchitis
"Daddy....kill him"
BSE, OPT's And Options
Gold Stars and Willies Over Air
A Family Of Slayers
Bruhs and Kys
Zayonce and Zaynacondas
Pinching Nippies and Ironies
Photos and innocence
I'm not Bella
Reality Check
Downy Commercials and Idiocy
Illusions and Teenage Dreams
7 years, 3 days, and 9 hours
Puppets and distractions
Introverts
Meows and criticism
Yes Jessica
Duffs and Mean Girls
Happy Little Pills and Strong
Health and Fornication
Consensual Kidnapping
I'm Addicted To You
Feed Me Your Lies
A Mother Knows Her Child
Recognisable Heartbeat
A Comparison
Really? Really Daddy?
Halo's and Challenges
From Bella to Becky
Becky and Emily
Sinners and Assholes
Muffled Sobs and Expectations
Living With A Nun
Society Hates Me
Let Me Die For Me
Accidental Love
The Taste Of Your Lips
You Are My Lungs
Can't or Won't?
Elements and Resurrections
Potatious Love ❤
❤Actions and Thoughts❤
You Can't Tell
Apples and Drive Thrus
Breathe. Remember to Breathe
Look Me In The Eyes
No Love For Me
Guns and Cells
Stereotypes and Juno
Growing Up
Bigamy
All The Wrong Reasons
Pain and Suffrage
Remember?
Daddy Issues
Hidden Orphans and Green Eyes
Superheroes and Genetics
Missed Calls and Broken Promises
4 Letter Word
He Has Your Anger
I Need You
Precariousness
Exsqueeze Me?
5 Cuts For Zayn
Anger and Hooded Figures
Helen and Betty
Amber Alert
Beyond Perfection
Covetous and Aquisitive
Insecurities and Immaturity
Trust Issues
Fear Me
Sorry, I'm A Woman
Abandoned
Monsters Deserve to Breathe
Pwease?
Fuckboys
Disappearance
"Pillows are your only defense!"
Why Don't We Go There?
Puppy Love (*^3^)
Fears and Making Up
~Take The Blame~
Sanctimonious Heart ßreaker
So Do I
Don't Make Me Prove It
Broken Bird
I Didn't Hold You
Chest Pains
Holocene
Human
R.I.P To My Youth
Baby Potion
Last First Kiss
Understand
Contravene
Emperor and Empress
"I Love You!"
Countenance
Can I lick your abs?
"Guessing You're High."
You're My Muse
Do What You Do Best

How come his Zayn doll comes with accessories?

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By 1dlova19

The word kept replaying in my head
Pregnant
Pregnant
Pregnant

"Tell me you're joking" I begged "you can't be pregnant"

"I don't know" she said "I've gained weight, I'm having weird food cravings and I even have morning sickness"

"You have to take a test" I said "and tell Harry"

"No" she begged "why should I?"

"Even if he's a prick he does deserve to know about his child" I said "he doesn't have to be your husband but if you are pregnant, you can't keep him away"

"That's if he wants to be" she muttered "which I doubt"

"I'll have Zayn get you some tests since we can't leave campus" I said and she nodded

"Please don't tell him its for me" she begged. I nodded though I hated lying to him

I ran back in

"Zayn" I called "I need you"

"Heaven?" He said rushing over "what's wrong?"

"Can you do me a favor?" I asked pulling him outside

"What?" He asked

"Can you go to the shops and get me a pregnancy test?" I mumbled

"What?" He asked "you're mumbling"

"Can you go to the shops and get me a pregnancy test?" I said a bit louder

"I still don't comprehend" he said

"Dammit Zayn" I shouted "can you go to the shops and get me a pregnancy test?"

"What?" He said wide eyed "you're pregnant?"

"Umm....I don't know" I lied "but would you?"

"How far along are you?" He questioned

"I don't know" I said "that's kinda why I need the test"

"But you're not showing" he said with a hurt look

"You don't think I cheated did you?" I asked "cause I didn't"

"Then how is it that you're not showing?" He asked

"I'll explain everything when you get back" I said pushing him toward the gate

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"I'm back" Zayn said coming into my room. I ran over and attacked him in a hug

"You're a life saver" I said snogging him

"I guess" he said almost in a whisper

"Dana" I called. She came in with mascara streaks down her face "he got them"

"Thanks" she mumbled going into the loo

"I thought it was for you" he said with a look of confusion

"She didn't want anyone to judge her" I said "sorry for lying"

"No need" he said

*

Dana came out of the loo in tears

"What is it?" I asked

"I'm not pregnant" she said through tears

"That's great" I said hugging her

"I'm gonna go to bed" she said leaving before I could stop her

"That was a close call" he said

"Why?" I asked "she's old enough"

"She has her life ahead of her" he said and I scoffed

"So if I was pregnant" I started "you would make me get an abortion?"

"Of course not" he said "that's murder"

"Good" I said "cause I wouldn't care if you wanted our baby or not, I'd still keep him or her"

"So if you got pregnant, I wouldn't have a say?" He asked

"Nope" I said "only if your say agrees with what I'm saying"

"So you'd make all the decisions?" He asked

"Only if you tell me, even once, that you don't want our baby" I said "and if you do, I swear to the Gods, I'm leaving you"

"Good thing I won't" he said

"Smart boy" I said tapping his cheeks

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"So" Louis said "where is it?"

"Where is what?" I asked

"My present" he said

"For what?" I asked

"My birthday" he said

"But...I don't like you" I said and he gasped "I kid, here you go"

"Its a Harry doll" he said with furrowed brows "why would I want that?"

"I figured you would want a mini version of your boyfriend" I joked "I got Liam and Niall dolls too"

"What about me?" Zayn asked

"I got you a doll and a mirror" I said pecking his cheeks

"Yay I'm special" he cheered

"How come he gets accessories?" Louis asked "mine came with nothing"

"I got you a gigantic cat to go along with the Harry doll and I got you a carrot car" I said giving him the other box

"Zayn I love your bird" he said and Zayn jumped out of his seat "in a brotherly way of course"

"You better" he said sitting back down

"You're like a personal bodyguard" I said lying across his lap

"When we get home I'm gonn-" Liam cut him off

"We don't need to know" he said with a disgusted look

"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by one half of Niam" he said and I giggled "I'm gonna make you some tea and we'll cuddle all day on the bed and watch films"

"Can we watch anything with Chris Hemsworth or Josh Hutcherson?" I asked "so much beauty"

"I'm offended" he said clutching his heart

"Don't worry" I smiled "you'll always be my prince charming"

"And you'll always be my princess" he said

"Get a room" Harry said

"Don't forget what happened last time you told us to get a room" I teased "did you change the sheets?"

"Eww" he said running out of the flat

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