* itachi steps into view and the camera starts recording *
Itachi: " hi I'm itachi uchiha, and do you hate you're family, there causing you too many problems or issues? "
Kisame: " i don't think this is a good idea "
Itachi: " shut it and keep recording, if you do I can help. Just by simply calling out weasel, and I'll come to your aid "
* A little kid looks around *
Random kid: " weasel! "
* Itachi comes out from behind a tree, and the kid jumps a little *
Itachi: " explain you're problem and I'll see if it's worth my time, most of the time it is "
* The camera blurs out and readjusted. You see itachi covered in blood, and the kid looks at him scared *
Itachi: " there you go "
Random kid: " that's not what I meant!, I only wanted to be a ninja but they wouldn't let me "
Itachi: " you're welcome "
Kisame: " shit, the anbu coming "
Itachi: " fuck "
* You see itachi start to run and the camera starts to blur, and it stops from there *
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Please don't call the anbu, itachi was hired to do this