My Life

By YourNewFather007

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This is a journal to say of myself. Read if you want to be in my life, Read is you are interested in figurin... More

Hi
Well hello
Home?
Sorry
Dammit
Oop
Im dyig inside
CHRISTMAS DAMMIT
Life
Half Birthday!!
Rambling me
Fuck it
Best day ever BUT....
OH MY MERLIN
Memorial Day!!
OH MY YES
Ooh
Potato 2020
Photos for y'all
Story time/Rant
Teaspoon
Oh gosh
Woot
Hahaha
Well fuck
Help please
HLEP
I've fucked up but Dont care
Parents relating to you
You know its Halloween when...
Face reveal??
Help..
Hey guys
Help.. pt 2
Yall know whats up
Well shit
Halloween update
*eternally screaming*
Life Watah
Um excuse me????
FUCK EVERYTHING
You know its thanksgiving when..
Results
Fuck Friends
Fucking Frustration
Fucking bullshit
Shit turns round
Fuck yea
Oki fuck agenda
HOLY FUCK
Life update: Fuck
Alright guys
Aha fuck you too
Fuck sleep
Im a fucking Savage
Fuck
Alrighty shit lets get together now eh?
Fuck life
Fucking Dumbasses
Hell fucking o
Fuck, Fuck, and lastly, Fuck
Kill me now
Dead
Fucking Fuckity Fuck
You know its vacation when...
Shit going down
Half a Kid
Secret Santa
Well...alright
AHAHA
2019
2018
OK WAHT THE FUCK
Just a dandy life
Bloody Hell
'Fatty'
??
Ok then
Fuck it
Analogy
Well Fuck it
Lmano
I just want to feel sane again
What the actual FUCK
Weed
No School, Dont tell Grace
Well Fuck
Break Time
Ok so no break
Math time
Happy Love Day
Fuck off
OMG
*claps* SO
Already
*ded*
So
...
Hahahaha
Why am I like this
Aaah
*sad yeehaw*
Ugh
Fuck it
Hahahaaaaaaaah
Aha
Hello
Y'ALL
Big oof
Ach
Ack
Aha
MDT
Lmao
Akdhfjskns
Oof
Trojan Condoms, explore wisely
Mom vs Dad
Fucking..
ADKS
Why..?
New Plan
FUCKING SHIT
WhAt Do i dO
Also
Ack
HAHAHAHA
Captain Marvel
Fock
YES!
Ackk
LMAO
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Cue inhuman screeching
WOO-HOO
Ah shit
Kondergarten
1
PSA
2
3
4
Heres the tea
Yerhaw
Gxjalsjdbsman
Shoutout to Drama Club
BRUH
>:(
Aaaah
Ahaha i crave death
Story time
Fuck off dad
Online school
Stpry time
Oh boy
Wait
Hey
Help?

Ah shit

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By YourNewFather007

This family weekend has not gone as planned

Like

At all

Here's the situation

Yesterday the plan was t go for a walk around the lake(my mom, both my aunts and grandmother)

I came with and hopped off he trip at the rental house because it's real fun over there and we play blackjack with my uncle which is fun

And then the plan was swimming at one

So a relaxed day

Anyways about an hour later my uncle has to go pick up my aunt(his wife)

Nobody thought much of it until my other aunt came back and she announced that my grandmother fell during the walk, like two houses away from my own

Then on everything has just been not good

Don't get me wrong, it was unfortunate but we were very lucky

Most elderly people who fall, they fall on stairs or on wood surfaces and break their hip and can't walk

My grandmother fractured her shoulder

Like the ball connecting her humorous or whatever

So she's in a sling and can't use her right hand which isn't great backseat that's her preferred hand

And she scrapped her knee pretty bad so it hurts to walk, but she still can

And it's tough standing and sitting so everyone is hovering her when she moves


And she bruised her face but she says that doesn't bother her

The toughest thing is nighttime, aka now

She doesn't like sleeping on her back

She's very antsy because she can't roll around like usual

In addition her sling isn't all that great either

And it has to be propped on a pillow so that's bothersome

And she can't really move because she just can't

It hurts to move and it's tough for her to do anything

So I don't know how she'll manage by herself

Luckily she doesn't have a dog to worry about walking anymore (unfortunately it passed a few months back. He was very sick and had a tumor in his nose so he was constantly bleeding everywhere making it look like somebody died)
so that's ok

Luckily my aunts are nurses so they know what to do

And they live nearby Incase she need help

It just messed everything up

It was supposed to be her weekend and it seems whenever my mom plans anything, she gets hurt or my grandfather did

One time we went to Disney and my grandfather had a heart attack
(he was ok but he passed in 2016 due to kidney failures I think)

So it really just makes everyone so cautious and not wanting to overload her but always by her side and ready to help her stand up

Which my grandmother gets very annoyed at

She really wants to prove she can sit and stand by herself but sometimes she needs help which is unfortunate

But the good thing is, it wasn't her hip so she will be able to walk once her knee heals up

It's a little scrapped but it'll be ok


I just hate seeing her like this

She needs help with everything and has trouble eating with a fork

It's like watching a toddler

Always making sure she doesn't fall again and making sure she can get up

And keeping her up to stuff

Like playing cards or just talking so she's not just sitting there on her birthday weekend

I feel so bad and I wish I was there

They (the walkers) said she sat in the street for twenty minutes

A couple did stop and ask if they needed help

That's when my uncle went over

And he picked up my aunt(wife) and my grandmother and drove to urgent care where they got X-rays and such


It's been a very stressful weekend and it's only Saturday

Also I feel like my cousin got drunk tonight because she was laughing more than usual

Oh well

ALSO

My aunts have been giving me alcohol this entire weekend (taste of wine, two different beers and a margarita) and it all tasted horrible

Honestly the wine was dry

The margarita probably had too much tequila

And the beers just tasted off

Also my grandmother didn't like that they were providing me alcohol

They wanted to be the cool aunts

Also my uncle taught me how to play blackjack so haha I can gamble

Man what a weekend

Alcohol, grandmother and blackjack

Very interesting

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