* jiriaya walks into the room *
Jiriaya: " I brought you guys cookies "
* The akatsuki look at jiriaya *
Pein: " jiriaya get out of my room! "
Jiriaya: " but Nagato "
* Pein gets up and runs to jiriaya, he starts to stab him and jiriaya screams. The akatsuki just look away, awkward. *
Hidan: " Stab him in the kidney "
* Everyone look at him with a WTF face *
Ok so I put this in also in my dumbass Naruto book too, because technically it's Naruto too because jiriaya in this, even though it's akatsuki but jiriaya's in it.