Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

By pikatachi

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Dumbass akatsuki scenarios lots of cursing include all akatsuki members. More

Rules of the akatsuki
Pein gives the akatsuki members nicknames
Hidan reaction to the akatsuki members
Locking doors
Arguments
Talents
Senpai love me
Who stole the drugs
I'm not gay
Who broke it
Rough
Friends
I'm in love with you senpai
Boo
Wanna fuck
Slap ass
Drinking
I'm gonna kill you
touch it
You used the code
ME
Blow
liar
scorpion
plan A
give it back
say something nice
50% off
breath
if i could be any food
five words or less
sex life
drunk
six letter word
it's going to be ok
how's the food
lemons
hey Danna
love your hair
sister?
getting lucky
karma
sausage game part 1
sasugae game part 2
time out
time out pt 2
time out pt 3
time out pt 4
a dollar saves a child
a dollar saves a child pt 2
life alert
hidan's birthday
Robert
mommy konan 😍 and pein 😐
god damnit hidan pt 3
god damnit hidan
god damn it hidan pt 2
wifey
how do I look?
talk about jashin
what the fuck hidan!
wood
god damn it hidan pt 4
get out of my room
jobless
friendzone
I don't know
wet my bed
god damn it hidan pt 5
Konoha Idol pt 1
three fingers
oh yes
jashin wants me for a Sunbeam
Konoha idol pt 2
warrents
warrents pt 2
warrents pt 3
DANCE
puppets
rules of the akatsuki/ pein gives the akatsuki members nicknames pt 2
Konoha Idol pt 3
family problems?
Konoha Idol pt 4
Konoha Idol pt 5
a dollar saves a child pt. 3
a dollar saves a child pt. 4
god damnit hidan pt 6
god damnit hidan pt. 7
sneeze
age
truth
yummy
idea
kinfeplay
under
top
who's the gay one in the group?
April fool
grab a table
posion
take out
bus
50k
AYYY
mckamey manor
nightmare
1 year special
suprise
this bitch
spy
game of life
dark humor
life is hard
clean
knock
diapers
secret Santa
secret Santa pt 2
secret Santa pt 3
she's a thot
¿cómo se llama?
Is it gay to kiss a bro?

the one who got away

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By pikatachi

* the whole akatsuki were walking through the hidden rain village, talking until zetzu stopped and appeared to be looking at something *
Pein " zetzu what's the matter? "
* Everyone looks in the direction zetzu was looking at, where they saw a woman. She was beautiful she had long blonde curtly hair, brown eyes and a slim figure with not much in the chest area. And on her left arm it was wrapped up, in bandages as if she had gotten into a accident *
Hidan " the fuck happened to her arm? "
Konan " Who is she zetzu? "
Zetzu " i-it's her the one who got away "
* Konan gasp *
Konan " zetzu....."
Zetzu " i'm going to go talk to her "
* He starts to walk over to the girl, he taps get shoulder and sees zetzu she looks scared *
Zetzu " wait no!!, I'm sorry but do you remember me? "
Girl " how could I not " * she said in a irritated tone *
Zetzu " yeah listen I'm sorry, but I want to start over could we perhaps. I don't know.... meet up sometime more private and talk "
* She looks at zetzu and it feels like am eternity for zetzu *
Girl " meet me at the bar around the corner at eight, don't be late "
Zetzu " ok "
Girl " good see you soon "
* She waves and starts to walk away, leaving zetzu to walk back to the others *
Deidara " so what happened un? "
Zetzu " i'm meeting her tonight at the bar around the corner "
Hidan " oh shit it looks like you got yourself a date "
Zetzu " yeah... "
* He smiles to himself *

And so it looks like zetzu heat opened up, it looks like the start of a wonderful love story is about to happen

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