Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

god damnit hidan

* hidan walks up to kakuzu *
Hidan: " hey old fucker "
Kakuzu: " what do you want hidan? "
* He's reading the bingo book not paying attention to hidan *
Hidan: " you into fitness? "
Kakuzu: " yeah "
Hidan: " fitting this whole winner in your mouth, eruperuperuerup "
Kakuzu: " yes hid-, oh you're dead "
* His tentacles come out of his hands, and hidan starts to run with kakuzu chasing him hot on his tail *
~ timeskip ~
* Hidan walks into Sasori's room *
Sasori: " what do you want hidan? "
Hidan: " you into fitness Pinocchio? "
Sasori: " i'm wood why would I-"
Hidan: " fitting this whole winner in your mouth eruperuperuerup "
Sasori: " get out of my room "
* Hidan walks out of his room and goes to the living room, he sees itachi on the couch reading a book, he goes and sit next to him *
Hidan: " hey Brunet "
* Itachi puts down his book *
Itachi: " what do you want hidan? "
Hidan: " you into fitness? "
Itachi: " well I try my best to stay in- "
Hidan: " fitting this whole winner in your mouth eruperuperuerup " 
* Itachi closes his eyes and his Sharingan is activated *
Hidan: " oh got to go bye "
* He walks out of the living room and goes to the garden and sees zetzu *
Hidan: " hey zetzu "
Zetzu: " yes hidan? " " What do you want? "
Hidan: " you into fitness? "
Zetzu: " well I don't really see the point in- "
Hidan: " fitting this whole winner in your mouth eruperuperuerup " 
Zetzu: " get out of here " " I'm going to kill him "
* Hidan walks out the garden and is walking in the hall and sees deidara *
Hidan: " oi Blondie "
Deidara: " what do you want un? "
Hidan: " you into fitness? "
Deidara: " uh well I try my best to- "
Hidan: " fitting this whole winner in your mouth eruperuperuerup "
* Deidara looks angry and just walks away, hidan walks into the kitchen and sees Konan at the table *
Hidan: " oi bitch "
Konan: " what do you want hidan? "
Hidan: " you into fitness? "
Konan: " oh well for the matter of fact I- "
Hidan: " fitting this whole winner in your mouth eruperuperuerup " 
Konan: " HIDAN!! "
* Hidan walks out of the kitchen and goes to the living room where he sees obito on the couch *
Hidan: " hey two face "
Obito: " what do you want hidan? "
Hidan: " you into fitness? "
* Obito flexes his right arm *
Obito: " are you kidding have you seen the- "
Hidan: " fitting this whole winner in your mouth eruperuperuerup "
* A dark aura starts to surround around obito, hidan walks away and sees Kisame in the hallway *
Hidan: " hey fish dude "
Kisame: " I have a name "
Hidan: " yeah anyways you into fitness? "
Kisame: " yeah I am, why are- "
Hidan: " fitting this whole winner in your mouth eruperuperuerup "
Kisame: " don't ever tell me that again "
* Kisame walks away and hidan goes to pein office, he opens the door not knocking and pein looks up and sees him *
Pein: " what do you want hidan, I'm very busy "
Hidan: " you into fitness carrot top? "
Pein: " uh yeah I am, wh- "
Hidan: " fitting this whole winner in your mouth eruperuperuerup "
* Pein hold up his hand *
Pein: " almighty push! "
* And hidan goes through four walls, and pein goes back to his paperwork *