Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

By pikatachi

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Dumbass akatsuki scenarios lots of cursing include all akatsuki members. More

Rules of the akatsuki
Pein gives the akatsuki members nicknames
Hidan reaction to the akatsuki members
Locking doors
Arguments
Talents
Senpai love me
Who stole the drugs
I'm not gay
Who broke it
Rough
Friends
I'm in love with you senpai
Boo
Wanna fuck
Slap ass
Drinking
I'm gonna kill you
touch it
You used the code
ME
Blow
liar
scorpion
plan A
give it back
say something nice
50% off
breath
if i could be any food
five words or less
sex life
drunk
six letter word
it's going to be ok
how's the food
lemons
hey Danna
love your hair
sister?
getting lucky
karma
sausage game part 1
sasugae game part 2
time out
time out pt 2
time out pt 3
time out pt 4
a dollar saves a child
a dollar saves a child pt 2
life alert
hidan's birthday
Robert
god damnit hidan pt 3
god damnit hidan
god damn it hidan pt 2
the one who got away
wifey
how do I look?
talk about jashin
what the fuck hidan!
wood
god damn it hidan pt 4
get out of my room
jobless
friendzone
I don't know
wet my bed
god damn it hidan pt 5
Konoha Idol pt 1
three fingers
oh yes
jashin wants me for a Sunbeam
Konoha idol pt 2
warrents
warrents pt 2
warrents pt 3
DANCE
puppets
rules of the akatsuki/ pein gives the akatsuki members nicknames pt 2
Konoha Idol pt 3
family problems?
Konoha Idol pt 4
Konoha Idol pt 5
a dollar saves a child pt. 3
a dollar saves a child pt. 4
god damnit hidan pt 6
god damnit hidan pt. 7
sneeze
age
truth
yummy
idea
kinfeplay
under
top
who's the gay one in the group?
April fool
grab a table
posion
take out
bus
50k
AYYY
mckamey manor
nightmare
1 year special
suprise
this bitch
spy
game of life
dark humor
life is hard
clean
knock
diapers
secret Santa
secret Santa pt 2
secret Santa pt 3
she's a thot
ยฟcรณmo se llama?
Is it gay to kiss a bro?

mommy konan ๐Ÿ˜ and pein ๐Ÿ˜

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By pikatachi

* the akatsuki were currently out in the forest fighting enimes, pein and konan were right now killing their leader while everyone else was killing their henchmen's *
Pein: " were done here come on konan let's go '
* They make their way back to everyone but see the field is empty *
Pein: " where is everyone? "
* They both feel a tug on their Cloak's and turn around, they see a little boy with violet eyes silver hair that was comed back, and had the akatsuki cloak on but it was way too big on him *
Konan/pein: " hidan? "
Hidan: " yeah my name hidan, who the fuck are you? "
* Pein and konan look at each other confused *
Konan: " uh do you not know us "
Hidan: " no i only went up to you guys, because you have the same cloak that I have "
* He flicks them off *
Pein: * whispers * " he still the same jackass he is "
?: " What a wast of money "
* Pein and konan turn around and see a little boy, he has short brown hair red eyes and the pupils green, with stichies on his body ( I forget where his stichies are so just go with it )
Pein: " kakuzu? "
* Kakuzu takes off the cloak and throws it to the ground *
Kakuzu: " hmm "
?: " You look tasty "
* Pein and konan look down to see a little boy, he had short spiky green hair, and he was half black and white and had a Venus fly trap around him *
Konan: " oh....uh ok hehe " she said nervously
?: " Where's little sister at? "
* Pein and konan turn around to see a little boy with long blond hair that was put down, with blue eyes *
Konan: " uh.... he's so cute! "
* She grabs him and hugs him *
?: " Where's grandma? "
* Pein and konan turn around and see a little boy with short fluffy red hair, with brown eyes *
Konan: " is he human? "
* She puts deidara down and touches his cheek *
Konan: " he is "
* She starts to pinch his cheeks *
Pein: " konan your scaring the poor kid "
* Sasori just looks at her with no emotion on his face *
* Konan turns her head and sees a little boy, with blue skin with gills and short spiked up dark blue hair, who resembles a shark. He sees her staring at him and he hides behind a tree *
Konan: " it's ok honey I'm not going to hurt you "
* She walks over to him and he pokes his head out from behind the tree *
Kisame: " Really "
Konan: " yes so don't be shy and come out "
* He comes out from behind the tree and and walks over to her *
Konan: " Your so adorable "
* She picks him up and hugs him, while Kisame Blushes *
Pein: " konan he's a child not a toy, put him down "
?: " Where's rin and bakashi "
* Pein and konan turn around to see a little bit with short spiky black hair and eyes *
Konan: " he's adorable!!! "
* She puts Kisame down and goes over to him and pinch his cheeks *
Obito: " oh hi there "
* He smiles at konan *
Konan: " Your adorable "
* Konan feels a tug on her cloak and looks down, and sees a little boy with short black hair that's put down, with black eyes and with some shirt stress lines on his face *
Itachi: " where are my mom and dad? "
* Konan squeals and picks him up and hugs him *
Konan: " oh my jashin your adorable!!!!!! "
Pein: " ok konan there adorable, but what do you expect us to do with a bunch of know kids "
Sasori: " where are we? "
Konan: " uh daycare your parents just dropped you off "
Sasori: " my parents died in the war "
Pein: " then your legal garden or something dropped you off "
Konan: " yes now let's all go back to the daycare to play games and stuff "
Everyone: " ok "
Konan: " oh how are we all going to go back to base pein "
Pein: " were not going to carry them "
Konan: " but look at them, there so adorable "
Pein: " I'm not going to carr- "
* A little timeskip happens and pein is carrying hidan, kakuzu, Kisame, zetzu, Sasori, while konan is carrying itachi, deidara, and Obito *
Pein: " why are we carrying them, they have two legs so they walk by themselves "
Konan: " oh hush pein there kids, now let's just enjoy this moment "
* Pein Huff's and feels hidan tug his hair *
Hidan: " faster bitch "
* Pein growls *
* About five minutes later they arrive at the base *
Deidara: " why are we at a base un? "
Pein: " Because this is where the daycare is "
Hidan: " this is a Terrible place for a daycare "
Pein: " shut it konan can you do the seal "
Konan: " b-but "
Pein: * sighs * " fine I'll do it "
* He tries to do the seal to open the base but couldn't with all the kids he's holding, he get's irritated so he holds one of his hands out *
Pein: " almighty push!! "
* The base burst open *
Konan: " pein you could of scared one of the kids "
Pein: " well there perfectly fine so let's just go in "
Konan: " just don't try to scare the kids "
Pein: * he let's out a irritated sigh * " fine "
Konan: " ok now let's go in "
* They then walk in *

To be continued........

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