3: titless Lemon
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PI π
"Give me the key!" sigaw sa akin ng kapatid kong si John but I remain seated, crossing my arms waiting for a damn phone call for three days.
Three days!
Yup, three freaking days after I took possession of the Audi pero ni ha o ho mula kay Cooler Vander ay wala akong natanggap. I would have appreciate it if he will threaten my life over that Audi pero wala.
As in wala. Wala ba siyang paki sa Audi?!
Itinaas ko ang susi at nang tinangka iyong hablutin ni Juan ay agad ko iyong iniiwas. "Opsie, not so fast Johnny."
"What?! Akin na, that's mine!" he sulked.
"Nakapangalan sa akin so technically this is mine. And I haven't receive the end of my bargain! Walang ni anino ni Cooler doon! Only his devil cousin!"
Nanggigigil ako kapag naaalala ang lalaking iyon. But anyway, I outsmarted him. Huh, nakalimutan niya yatang droga ang produkto ng Bellomo.
"You are evil Pi! I hate you!"
I'm getting hopeless over this. Seriously tatlong araw? I know how people like US work. We do things in an instant. Kung interesado siya sa Audi, unang minuto pa lamang na napasaakin iyon, edi sana ay gumawa na siya ng hakbang.
Fine fine fine.
I held out the key to John. "Eat banana cereals for a week, then cracker soaked in milk like puke, don't let Ross up in our rooms' floor because I hate his face, Shabu is mine for a month and tell everyone you meet that I am cute."
He clasped the key in his hand. "Deal." Bumaling siya sa bodyguard na nasa gilid niya. "Go away Ross, cute Pi hates your presence!" He whistled and a German Shepherd ran towards us. "Shabu, stay here! Bye sis! I'll try out my Audi before eating yuckie cereals and crackers!"
They walked away and I watched them with a frown. John's happy but I am not.
"Shabu!"
Shabu looked at me with his tongue out.
"Cooler will be mine!"
I have always been a believer of when there's a will, there's a way.
"Shabu, make some noise if Cooler will be mine."
The dog lowered its head, blinking slow without making a sound.
"Damn you Shabu, damn you."
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I almost screamed my lungs out when a scary video filled my laptop's screen.
Followed by a moaning.
Holy shit what the hell is wrong with this thing?!
Black filled the screen before a smirking face come to my view.
"Hey titless."
Fucking shit!
I grabbed my pillow and hugged it. I wore my red spaghetti strap shirt at kapag na nanatili ako sa ganoong estado ay aasarin naman niya ako.
"What the hell?!"
He smirked. "Found you at last. Akala mo ba maiisahan mo ako?"
He freaking hacked my laptop?!!!
"I did outsmarted you!" singhal ko sa kanya. He looks... well hot, because he is obviously lying on his velvet bed, topless.
He frowned. "Anong tinatakpan mo? Let me remind you, you are flat as a chopping board."
"Fuck! You!" sigaw ko at inihagis ang unan. Oo nga, ano ba ang tinatakpan ko? Takpan ko man o hindi, bubwisetin pa rin niya ako.
Big tits are just hassle!
He shook. "No thanks, you're not my type. Is that a tattoo?"
Napatingin ako sa collarbone ko. Yup, my with pain comes strength tattoo. It was the tattoo I got on my 16th birthday.
"It's a leave me alone devil vandal." I rolled my eyes. "What do you need?"
He smirked. "You freaking drugged me!"
"Did you hack my computer just to tell me the obvious? Yes Satan's descendant, I did. Happy? Okay bye!"
I slammed my laptop close but his annoying face flashed on my PC at the side. Bastard knew his thing!
Agad kong tinanggal lahat ng iyon sa outlet. Huh, akala niya ah!
Wait, bakit hindi ko tinanong kung nasaan si Cooler? Damn, it was actually my chance but!
But I know very well that he will not tell me. Of course he wouldn't. I rolled my eyes and flipped my hair.
Masyado na akong nai-stress sa kanya. I should go and pamper myself.
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I was enjoying my foot massage when I heard a familiar devilish voice.
"I'm going home!"
Agad na napabuka ang mga mata ko at napatingin sa pinto ng massage parlor.
Fuck me, ang taong iniiwasan ko ay nandito! I wriggled my foot, kicking the masseuse in the process. Napasigaw siya samantalang tumalon naman ako sa gilid ng sofa at nagtago.
"Go fetch some massage oil, ubos na," I said in a low voice that it almost seem like a whisper.
Shit shit shit! It's really a bad idea to cross paths with the devil himself!
I was here for quite sometime. Nagpamasahe, nagpa-spa, deep tissue, pedicure, manicure at kung ano pa para mabawasan ang stress ko sa kanya tapos ngayon?!
"C'mon Ryu! Please?"
It was a sweet voice of the woman. When I peeped, her built seems familiar. I think she's the woman in flowing dress I saw at the island.
What's her name? Her ridiculous greek name?
His groan filled the place before the pretty girl handed him the paperbags with a giggle of victory.
Whoah, so girlfriend niya? Akalain mo 'yon, nagkakagirlfriend din pala siya kahit demonyo siya? Paano niya kaya iyon niligawan? Dinaan sa dahas? Blackmail? At gun point?
"Ma'am okay lang po ba kayo?" tanong ng masseuse na kababalik lamang galing sa pagkuha ng massage oil.
Shit! Can I shoot her in the face?
Hininaan ko ang boses ko. "Go away."
"Po?"
Damn straight, bingi yata.
"Go fucking away," I gritted through my teeth.
Confused, the masseuse left. I felt bad but for now I have to save myself from the devil. Magti-tip na lang ako sa masahista ng limang libo.
Or ten thousand.
Or kahit bigyan ko siya ng pangkabuhayan showcase.
I just need to save my self from the devil. I crawled away but then someone spanked by butt.
"Nice ass."
I'm doomed.
Umayos ako ng tayo at hinarap siya na nakataas ang kilay. "Hey devil's pawn."
He smirked at me and I'm tempted to shoot him in the face sixty times. "Knew who owned that pretty ass, but still titless."
Can everyone who shoot Jose Rizal at Bagumbayan shoot him too?! At the same time?!
The best decision is to escape him. "Bye."
But the devil is not letting me. He held my arm so tight that I thought it will break. "You're not escaping this time titless."
Lumapit sa amin ang kanyang girlfriend. "What's this all about?" She looked at me with distaste and I can sense that she wants to tear my limb off so that she can separate me from her boyfriend.
I raised a brow. "Hey missy, collect your boyfriend."
She glared even more. Aba, bakit parang sa akin pa siya nagagalit?
"She's not my girlfriend," the devil answered and I saw how the pretty girl frowned pero mukhang sanay na ito sa ganoon.
Not? So what are they?
Whatever, I just need her to drag him somewhere away from me.
Or at least separate his hand from holding my arms without hurting me.
She can hurt him to death, that is actually good.
Pero bakit parang ako ang gustong patayin ng babaeng 'to? She looks pretty and sweet but her eyes... her eyes tell me she's dangerous.
"Bitawan mo nga ako."
"No."
"Let her go Ryu."
They spoke in unison, but in opposite answer. Okay what is really the deal with them?
Pretty face devil faced pretty girl. "Go get your spa whatever and I'll deal with my business."
Then he looked at me.
Wait a second.
"Question." I butt in at napatingin silang dalawa sa akin. "Is this devil's business has something to do with me?"
She glared, he glared. What now?
Pretty girl tugged my other arm. She did it with force. Wow, she's actually strong. "Who are you?"
There was instant hate in her voice and all I could get is that she's caught in a one-sided love. That's what you get when you fell in love with the wrong person, let alone the devil.
Now I don't like this. It makes me wish I have a gun on my left and right hand so that I could shoot them in the face at the same time.
I wriggled free from their grip pero ang hawak ng babae lamang ang natanggal ko. "No, who the hell are you?"
"Mnemosyne."
I frowned. "Oh goddess of memory."
She raised a brow. "How are you related to Apollo?" tanong niya sabay sulyap kay Ryu.
I turned to the devil with wide eyes. "So Apollo is your greek name? Ang bantot, sa totoo lang. Apollo Rocket."
He smirked, his grip tightening. Huh, he didn't like what I said. Don't care though.
I sighed. "Can you two just leave me alone?"
Ryu pulled me towards him. "How about no? You owe me big titless plus you have to pay."
"Ano na naman ba ang kailangan kong bayaran?" Seriously, this smirking evil hottie is getting on my nerve!
He snapped. "You drugged me, remember?"
"So what, a lot of people get drugged not a big deal."
Muli na naman akong hinablot ng babae. "You are the one who drugged him at the auction?!"
"Yup!" I popped the "p" sound. "Drugged him for nothing. Apparently, Cooler Vander doesn't care a bit about the Audi."
Mnemosyne's grip tightened even more. Nagpasalamat na lamang ako sa balat ko na hindi sobrang puti dahil malamang bumakat na ang mga hawak nila. I love my sun-kissed skin that I got on my travels on the world where the sun shines bright.
"Paano mo nakilala si Cooler?"
"Am I required to answer that?" I shot back. This is annoying, I really need to leave.
But then I'm forgotting about the devil. He dragged me towards the exit.
"Hey!" Nilingon niya ako na nakakunot ang noo. "Can you just leave me alone?"
"No way titless Lemon."
Fuck, what did he call me?
Lemon?
What kind of pet name is that?
Well, yuck.
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