A Merman In My Bathtub

By RockNRoller-OrNot

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A first person view-point of 'There's A Merman In My Tub with my own personal spin on it! I hope you enjoy! ... More

The Consequences Of My Evening Walk...
The Consequences Of My Finances...
The Consequences Of Wakasa's Friends: Takasu...
The Consequences Of A Fashionable Merman...
The Consequences Of Wakasa's Friends: Mikuni...
The Consequences of My Sister's Visit...
The Consequences of Halloween...
The Consequences of A Smelly Bathtub...
The Consequences of A Bath With Siblings...
The Consequences of A Curious Merman...
The Consequences of Bubble Baths...
The Consequences Of an Educated Octopus...
The Consequences Of A Self-Destructive Sea-Snail...
The consequences of Using Toothbrushes as Cleaning Tools...
The Consequences Of A Raise...
The Consequences Of Alcohol-Filled Bathtubs...
The Consequences Of The Birds...
The Consequences of The Games Night...
The Consequences Of A Mooch...
The Consequences of Christmas With A Merman...
The Consequences Of A New Year...
The Consequences Of A Disclaimer For Lawyers...

The Consequences of Octopus Massages...

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By RockNRoller-OrNot

Takasu had been acting weirdly. That was, until washing day.

I had just opened the washing-machine to put in the clothes when Takasu flung himself out of the bathtub and towards the open washing-machine, thrusting his head in and going very red. I stared, dumbfounded.

"Ah, yes. Takasu has a thing for tight, dark places. He is an Octopus after all." I still couldn't speak.

Then, I began to laugh.

"Hey, Takasu!" I cried "Do you want me to spin you?!" The washing-machine was an older model that could be run with the door open. Takasu's reply was muffled by the washing-machine, so I spun him, still laughing my head off.

It took ten minutes to get Takasu out of the washing-machine and back into the bathtub. He sighed, sad. But, that didn't matter to me because I finally was able to get the clothes washed.

About half an hour later, I was taking a shower when I accidentally let my thoughts slip out of my mouth.

"How long is Takasu going to stay?" I wondered, and Takasu heard me. His face became sad.
"So Wakasa can stay but I can't? Why?" I tried to stammer my way out of the pickle, but Takasu was very sad.
"Look, you can stay as long as you need a home, for now." I stammered, and that made him overjoyed, which was worse.

He suddenly sent his tentacles flying out at me, and slid all over me, and then the suction-cups began to stick to my skin. They went all over, from my neck to my foot, and I seriously thought that this was harassment. But he then suddenly stopped, grinned and left through the window. I was covered in suction-cup marks, and felt surprisingly relaxed, considering the circumstances.

"So?" I looked at Wakasa, confused. "What did you think of Takasu's massage?" he asked.

"M-massage?" I stammered, and then drooped over the bathtub wall. Wakasa patted my back in sympathy.
"They seem wrong when you first have one, but he takes care not to touch..." I cut him off, and ran back into the main household.

That was enough.


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