Pein: " alright now that we got everyone here time to go over the rules, first off first rule you have to paint your nails ".
Deidara: " wait why do we have to have our nails painted ".
Pein: " because once konan did my nails with this really dark purple and they are just to die for ".
Sasori: " but I'm a puppet ".
Pein: " that's the best part they'll never grow so you'll just have to repaint them ".
Kisame: " this makes no sense who's going to pay attention to our nails ".
Pein: " hey you never know you could be fighting, when out of nowhere your opponent see your nails and say how nice they look, then you kill them ".
Itachi: " that's just plain ridiculous ".
Pein: " rule two you have to have a straight line threw your headband and wear it ".
Kakuzu: " wait why do we have to wear it "?
Pein: " so people can know what village your from ".
Orochimaru: " but won't it be in record already ".
Pein: " it will but I still want you to wear them ".
Hidan: " this is so fucken stupid ".
Pein: " rule three you will refer to me as leader-sama or pein-sama only ".
Deidara: " wait why pein-sama is that your real name ".
Pein: " no "
Deidara: " then what's your real name "?
Pein: " that's top secret and none of your damn business ".
Konan: * signs and face palm *
Pein: " rule four you have to wear these cloaks ", * holds out the cloak *
Zetsu: " that doesn't seem so bad ".
Pein: " you also have to wear these star hats with them when you go out on missions ", * holds out straw hats *
Konan: " but wouldn't it be smarter if we disguise ourselves if we have to go into a village ".
Pein: " no you have to wear these cloaks and straw hats ".
Itachi: " but then they'll recognize us easier ".
Pein: " I don't care I want you all to wear these hats and cloaks at all time ".
Sasori: " this is so ridiculous ".