My Life

By YourNewFather007

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This is a journal to say of myself. Read if you want to be in my life, Read is you are interested in figurin... More

Hi
Well hello
Home?
Sorry
Dammit
Oop
Im dyig inside
CHRISTMAS DAMMIT
Life
Half Birthday!!
Rambling me
Fuck it
Best day ever BUT....
OH MY MERLIN
Memorial Day!!
OH MY YES
Ooh
Potato 2020
Photos for y'all
Story time/Rant
Teaspoon
Oh gosh
Woot
Hahaha
Well fuck
Help please
HLEP
I've fucked up but Dont care
Parents relating to you
You know its Halloween when...
Face reveal??
Help..
Hey guys
Help.. pt 2
Yall know whats up
Well shit
Halloween update
*eternally screaming*
Life Watah
Um excuse me????
FUCK EVERYTHING
Results
Fuck Friends
Fucking Frustration
Fucking bullshit
Shit turns round
Fuck yea
Oki fuck agenda
HOLY FUCK
Life update: Fuck
Alright guys
Aha fuck you too
Fuck sleep
Im a fucking Savage
Fuck
Alrighty shit lets get together now eh?
Fuck life
Fucking Dumbasses
Hell fucking o
Fuck, Fuck, and lastly, Fuck
Kill me now
Dead
Fucking Fuckity Fuck
You know its vacation when...
Shit going down
Half a Kid
Secret Santa
Well...alright
AHAHA
2019
2018
OK WAHT THE FUCK
Just a dandy life
Bloody Hell
'Fatty'
??
Ok then
Fuck it
Analogy
Well Fuck it
Lmano
I just want to feel sane again
What the actual FUCK
Weed
No School, Dont tell Grace
Well Fuck
Break Time
Ok so no break
Math time
Happy Love Day
Fuck off
OMG
*claps* SO
Already
*ded*
So
...
Hahahaha
Why am I like this
Aaah
*sad yeehaw*
Ugh
Fuck it
Hahahaaaaaaaah
Aha
Hello
Y'ALL
Big oof
Ach
Ack
Aha
MDT
Lmao
Akdhfjskns
Oof
Trojan Condoms, explore wisely
Mom vs Dad
Fucking..
ADKS
Why..?
New Plan
FUCKING SHIT
WhAt Do i dO
Ah shit
Also
Ack
HAHAHAHA
Captain Marvel
Fock
YES!
Ackk
LMAO
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Cue inhuman screeching
WOO-HOO
Ah shit
Kondergarten
1
PSA
2
3
4
Heres the tea
Yerhaw
Gxjalsjdbsman
Shoutout to Drama Club
BRUH
>:(
Aaaah
Ahaha i crave death
Story time
Fuck off dad
Online school
Stpry time
Oh boy
Wait
Hey
Help?

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