PALADIN: Hm this weather is demonic. It's the Beast again. This time, you're done! No mercy. I'll write a report, I made a mistake to spare him. I'll grab you by the tail this time and put your soul to rest... Wait until I get to your "zoo" den.
CRASH ..... MOANING ... TEARS...
A green, moron mass rushes at me and I am completely drenched in slime, sticky goo and the noise is terrible too at the sight:
"FATHER PALADIN JEAN AND JESUS" SOB SOB SOB SOB.
"I have sinned. I am a naughty dragoness, sobs, please punish me" sobs sobs sobs.
What a sight. The lights of the orphanage open and the elders tell the children to go back to bed. There is nothing to see.
"WELL WELL, what have we here? I'm glad I don't have to pick you up by the tail."
"But I'm listening. What did you do this time?"
"I lost my family" sobbing, "my wife kicked me out and the kids too_"
Paladin: "What, you were married with kids?" WTF...
"AND?"
Dragon: "I love them but I was angry because they rejected me and spit on me. So I roared with rage and sadness and the clouds turned black. And I threatened them to turn them into good dragons like me."
"AND? " (ANGRY)
"I didn't do anything to them and I expelled my rage into the sky because I wasn't able to handle those emotions alone inside me. Please, I beg your forgiveness and ask for your mercy.
Paladin: "I was so happy that I could kick your ass this time. But you were right to ask for repentance for your sins.
In fact, what makes me most angry with you is that you are a whiner, a coward, and you act more like a child than an adult. You are the epitome of begging eyes and all I want to do is kick your ass."
BANG and a horrible pain runs through my ass to my spine and with my 5 tons, gravity is reversed and I crash stupidly into the grass.
Then Father grabs me by a horn and "wawawawa ah ah pain pain pain stop, truce argh" he lifts my head to his eye level:
"SILLY, YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO KICK YOUR FAT SCALY ASS"
"I WANT TO PUT SOME SENSE INTO YOUR LITTLE BRAIN AND WIPE YOUR STUPID CRYBABY LOSER FACE. ALL THE DRAGONS WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU. EVEN I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU".
Because of you, Christianity is in danger because no one will be afraid of the BEAST anymore. You should normally be. And because of this, the Bible could be ridiculed.
"NOW, get ready to be punished by GOD! Arrange to do what you want I don't care but I will kick your ass to make you a good Christian. Get ready for hell because you're going to follow
MY SPECIAL SPANKING COURSE".
This time I understood the meaning of the word: FEAR.
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Paladin to the Pope
"Your Excellency, I think the copyists need to prepare their erasers. Our BEAST is so whiny that we can erase her mention in future copies of the bible... I will train her as a NOBODY and give her some sense so that the wyrme can be useful to us in our fight later on. I see her as a PROBABLE heroine for future unfortunate trials.
Your dedicated PALADIN
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I called the zoo, I can't go back because I was spanked by God? ????