Far Cry 5 OneShots and Prefer...

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The second book is up! Far Cry 5 OneShots and Preferences 2!!!! (I do not own any of these characters) More

Preference: Jealous
Preference: when they are drunk
Preference: You're Pregnant
Preference: First Kiss
John Seed X Reader: Private Baptism
Preference: They have a Nightmare
First Dates
When you have an Argument
You Get Hurt
Favourite Thing to do Together
You Take A Bullet For Them
When They are Sick or Hurt
When YOU get Jealous
Massages: Receiving and Giving
Compliments: Giving and Receiving
What You Watch on TV Together
You Bring Home a Pet
They Meet Your Family
You Go Missing
You Introduce Them To Video Games
You are Captured by Another Sibling
They Meet Your Ex
Movie Night
They Find Out That You Have Depression/Eating Disorder
You Make Them Go to A Carnival
They Find You Seriously Injured
Nicknames For Them and You
They Think That You Are Cheating on Them
They Prevent you From Committing Suicide
They Catch You Singing
You Tell Them That You are Apart of LGBT+ community
You Come Out as Trans
They Find out That Your Parents Abuse(d) You
You Go To The Zoo/Aquarium
They Find Out That Somebody is Stalking You
They Discover That You are a Real Angel
You Take a Joyride in their Favourite Vehicle
They Find You Wearing Their Jacket
They Propose
They Meet Your Child
They Find out that you Help the Resistance
When You Randomly Faint/Passout
You Have a Butterfly Tattoo
Vacations
The Deputy is pregnant
Hickeys/Love Bites
They Find Some Explicit Photos of Yourself on Your Phone
You Die
You're not Pretty...You're Beautiful
You Tame a Wild Wolf
A/B/O- First Meeting and Their Scent
They Catch you doing Something Embarrassing
They See Your Self-Harm Scars
You Hunt Supernatural Beings
They Tell You About Their Nightmares
The Deputy is Pregnant Part 2
You Accidentally Arouse Them
The Candy Jar
They Hearing You Listening to a Song
You Loose Your Memory
Honeymoon
They Accidentally Hit You
Your Favourite Character Dies
You Suffer From Insomnia and They Find You Awake
They Flirt With You and Fail
They Meet Your Intimidating Older Brother
You are Really Clumsy
You are Their Child
Supernatural: you Introduce them to the Winchesters and Castiel
You Tame and Bring Home a Tiger
You Go to a Heavy Metal Concert
They Teach You to Hunt and You Get a Kill on the First Shot
You are Plus Size and Insecure
You Get Bullied and They Defend You
You Have Facial/Body Piercings
Gender Swap!
First Time Having Sex
You Have An Accent
Having an Argument About Hogwarts Houses
Finding Out That You Wrote a Poem About Them
You Get Turned on by Their Pet Names for You
They Find Out About Your Kinks
You are a Werewolf
You are a Demon
They Find Out About Your Kinks Part 2
Their Child Swears for the First Time
They Catch you Watching Porn
Their Child Interrupts Them Doing Something Important
You Are Lucifer/The Embodiment of Lucifer
They Surprise You With a Puppy/Kitten
You Have A Bath Together
You are an Angel Part 2
They Offer You Support
Sleeping Positions
You Borrow an Accessory of Theirs
Your Birthday
You are Actually a God/Goddess
What They are Like in Bed
Your Water Breaks
Video Games part 2
You/They Tell Jokes
Video Games Part 3
You are Mute
Old Friends
You Cheat On Them
They Try to Flirt but Fail Part 2
They Grab Your Butt
You Get a Cold
Your Child's First Word is a Swear
Jealous Part 2
You Are Blind
You're Mute Part 2
Their Child's First Day of School
They Meet Their Child's First Date
They Adopt A Homeless Teenager
You Used to be in the Military
You Escaped an Abusive Relationship
You Are Immortal
Video Games Part 4
You Escaped an Abusive Relationship Part 2
They Are in Love with the Deputy
You Have Asperger's Syndrome
Video Games Part 5
The Deputy is Their Long Lost Sibling
They Read MY Stories About Them
You Are A Virgin
They are in Love with the Deputy Part 2
Their Child Has Their First Heartbreak
You Have Different Coloured Eyes
NSFW
Showering Together
They are in Love with the Deputy Part 3
They Deputy Introduces them to Sharky
You Are Their Sibling and Betray Them
You Have A Big Argument
Dating Joseph Seed Would Include
A Member of the Flock Flirts with you and gets your Number
Dating Jacob Seed Would Include
Movie Night Part 2
Jacob Seed X Reader: You Die in his Arms
Dating John Seed Would Include
You Accuse Them of Cheating on You
Dating Faith Seed Would Include
They Get Protective
Dating Sharky Boshaw Would Include:
You Go Horseback Riding
Dating Hurk Jr Would Include:
NSFW
You Bring Home a Tiger Part 2
Dating Nick Rye Would Include
You are Their Sibling and Leave Them With Your Child
You are the Embodiment of the 7 Heavenly Virtues
You Loose Their Baby/Miscarry
Movie Night Part 3
Their Kinks
It's Not What It Looks Like
Video Games Part 6
They Catch You Singing
Dating Jess Black Would Include
You are the Deputy and You Are Joseph's Child
Your Older Brother Has "The Talk" With Them
You Surprise Them With A Gift
You Are The Deputy And You Are Jacob's Child
You Are a Serial Killer
You Have Cancer
You are a Vampire
John X Reader: You Die During Child Birth
You Meet Your Favourite You-Tuber
They are in Love with the Deputy Part 4
Seven Heavenly Virtues Part 2
They Flee Hope County and You Host Them
Their Child Gets Abused
The Collapse Happens
Dating Staci Pratt Would Include
John X Reader: You Die in His Arms
They Accidentally Kill Somebody Who You Love
Video Games Part 7
You Are Wild
You Have an Identical Twin: Prank
You are a Nephilim
You are a Vampire Part 2
You are From an Alternate Universe
You are on Your Period
Dating Eli Palmer Would Include
They Find out That They Have a Child
Sharky Boshaw X Reader: Fluff
You Find Them Reading the Kama Sutra
Somebody Steals From Them
Aftercare
Staci Pratt X Reader: Comfort
They Accidentally Kill Somebody who you Love Part 2
Dating Joey Hudson Would Include
Your Ex Tries to Get you Back
You Feed The Judges Peanut Butter
Snowball Fight
PDA
You Jump Into the Water From a Cliff/Tree
Boomer Brings You Your Favourite Gun
IMPORTANT - SECOND BOOK

You Prank Them A Lot

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Joseph Seed-

Joseph loved everything about you and loved you for your passions. Your pranks sometimes amused him but they also frustrated him from time to time. He told himself that he loved you and that you were only amusing yourself, reminding himself that you were brought together for a reason and that your pranks are to keep him on his toes. To entertain him as well as yourself. The prank that you were most proud of was when you replaced 'the book of Joseph' with a replica, that you made but with the words changed, in his church. When he found out, he cancelled the sermons and tried to calm himself as he lent against his podium. "If you don't come here and put my book down where it belongs, I am going to come a collect it myself" he threatened as you approached him. Of course your pranks annoyed him sometimes but he would missed them if you stopped.

Jacob Seed-

He admires you dedication to harassing him, but that didn't make you any less irritating to him. It took everything in his power to not throw something at you when you pull yet another prank on him. He would normally just curse to himself and shout something vaguely threatening at you, but you knew that he wouldn't actually do anything to you. Just as he thought that you had given up, he sighed and sat down with the beer, only to discover that the bottle was glued to his hand when he tried to place it down. You walked into the room, laughing at your own prank, you loved annoying him. "That's it, you've had it now" Jacob growled before shooting up from his chair. You quickly ran away from him but couldn't stop laughing because he was chasing you with a bottle glued to his hand.  

John Seed-

At first they annoyed John to no end. He was close to having a breakdown when you pulled another ridiculous prank on him. He used to tell himself that it was all worth it to see you laugh, but you were laughing at his expense and he wouldn't take that anymore. The final straw was when John opened a cabinet, only to be hit in the face with a confetti. That was when he decided to fight back, starting a prank war with you. It started off small with things like changing the channel on the TV, but grew into dropping a load of whip cream onto his head. He wasn't pleased at all with that prank. "I will get you eventually" John warned you but you were confident that you would win this war.


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I will be adding Faith to the future Preferences!

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