If the Marauders Texted 2

By RagingDalek

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What if the Marauders had all the smart phone devices (and more modern culture with it) that we have today? W... More

GUYS I WROTE A BOOK
If the Marauders Texted 2
Not Talking
Bitter
Snuffles
Peter can't say Snuffles
@$&/":$;//829>#|
Going home
Can't answer
Moony's Experiment
Oops.
The cure
Jinxed
Stars
Six years
Ailurophobia
Reducto
EXPECTO PATRONUM
The Dark Side
I'm still sleeping...
I may have forgotten...
Reactions
OWLs
Guess what?
Left it at School
Blame it on the Nargles
What not to do
You are never going to believe
Avada Kedavra
Vera Verto
The real Sirius
Testing Gravity
Rules never bothered me anyway
Worst excuses
Chocolate
Animagi Insults
Pet werewolf
His fault
The one thing
Annoying
Round one
Round 2
Round three
Round four
Lily still has James' phone
Complete oposites
Results
Jamessssssssssssssssssss
Vaccinate Your Children
HE MEOWED AT ME
Meow
Happy Birthday Rowling
Marauders Map
Logic
Sixth year
Just imagine
Prongs the cow
I shall name you Puffles
Reinforcement
Why?
Don't
The difference between werewolves
Show off
Lets annoy Peter!
Worried
Where am I?
Oh.
You're so immature
Housebroken
Just to clarify
I think I broke it
Seriously
For the sake of our sanity
HEYYY
James. Siriusly
You wrecked it
Guess who
Owls
Hacked
THAT app...
Blocked
Not finished!!!!!
The last goodbye
Author's note
Who's the best at snogging
Whisper whisper
Girl fights
COUGH COUGH COUGH
James the red nosed stag
The secret of life
Midnight snack
Astronomy tower
Recipe for disaster
I'm not afraid of spiders
I don't want your stupid definition
Jingle bells
Jingle bells continued
Gryffindor
Padfoot.....no.
Christmas Eve
Holidays will never be "normal"
This is why we need Moony
Pears
???
Happy New Year!
Get a boyfriend
#No
Curse you autocorrect
Start of a war
Return of the unfinished muggle studies homework
Paintings
I SHIP IT
Group Chat
Too late
Shake it off
Super bowl
Taking Videos
Full scale "insults"
I thought I told you
Contacts
The sexiest most popular Gryffindor
Evil wizards
Don't touch my hair
Dog puns
I did NOT just sing that
Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey
Can you feel the love tonight Lily?
Let's put this plan in ACTION
Filming
Time Turner
Help
Missing
Txt tlk
Happy Birthday Remus Lupin
So punny -_-
Welcome home
Lupin can't sing
Pronunciation
Big words
Time turner melt down
Sirius is a facebook* stalker
Hello Hermione
A way home
Family
MASSIVE group chat
April Fools prank fail
The slightly messed up, no detail left out, spoiled ending summary of the story
Unknown
STYROFOAM IN MY HAIR
Dd y knw
You win this time, normal people
REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION
Hermione can't draw
Secret Identity of Unknown
DOUBLE PLOT TWIST
Advancement
Looks like a wolf, sounds like a wolf
I dare you to...
Brightest Star in the Sky
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Wizarding World part 1
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Wizarding World Part 2
No really I'm a wererabbit
OWL (other wise known as WTFDWHTTT)
Goodbye
Forgetting something
We're off to see the wizard
OMG
Roller coaster of emotions
Reading strategy
I REALLY HATE COMPUTORS
We are NOT having an inter-house Hunger Games
Oh.
Status report
Recently used emoji challenge
Get off my phone
I want kids
I have some concerns...
Normal insults don't work
I know your secrets
Book intervention
Narnia
Midnight texts
Hogwarts never ends
Sirius What
Apology
Marlene's hair
One big pun
What is your problem
Marlene's hair (again)
When in doubt
Just one of his books
Fury Little secret
Do you know what a lemon is?
Halloween
*Gasp*
Rated Mature for what exactly
Whale whale whale
Harry Potter Day
THE END

Frozen and Sirius

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By RagingDalek

I got this idea from my younger sibling, and I know Frozen would not have been out in their time, my sibling wanted me to do this.

Frozen is Disney's!

I made probably the biggest mistake of my life today.
-Remus

In muggle studies we has to do a report on a muggle movie. I was partnered with Sirius. We chose Frozen.
-Remus

LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!
-Sirius

LET IT-
-Sirius

NO!
-Remus

Note to self: NEVER let Sirius watch Disney movies...I'd hate to see what happens with Tangled.
-James

AND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT!
-Sirius

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